Goku and Vegeta Go to Hogwarts

by Mako-Shadows

Disclaimer: See first chapter

Chapter 3: Train Ride

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Well the MoM wizards managed to right and the train and luckily no one was hurt because this a family friendly show. So we find Goku and Vegeta walking through the train looking for a compartment to sit in. They finally found one and who was in it. You guessed Potty wee Potter and his friends.

"Uh... Do mind if sit here." Goku asked.

"Not at all." Harry said.

"Do you want some Berti Botts Every Flavour Bean?" Ron asked. "And they mean every flavour."

"Err... Sure." Goku said taking a handful and stuffing it in his mouth.

"Some not all of them you fool!" Vegeta said as he also took an astronomical number and stuffed them in his mouth.

"What about you Vegeta?" Goku asked.

"I'm a growing boy." He smirked.

"I'm Hermione Granger and you are?" She asked them.

"I am Prince Vegeta and this is my sidekick Kakkarot." Vegeta introduced them.

"Uh... Vegeta isn't it the other way around?" Goku asked.

"Shut up you knave!" Vegeta snapped.

"So you're Vegeeka and he's Carrot-rot?" Ron asked.

"No I'm Goku and he's Vegeta." Goku said while Vegeta fumed beside him.

"But I thought Carrot-rot." Hermione said.

"No that's just my Saiyan name." Goku told them.

"That's your sane name?" Hermione asked. Goku nodded. And Ron whispered to Harry "If that's his sane name I don't want to know his insane name."

"In otherworld they called him idiot." Vegeta snickered. And the three said ohh! as if it explained everything. Which it just might in this case.

"Well nice to meet you. I'm Harry, Harry Potter." Potter said.

"And I'm Ron Weasley." Ron said.

"You're Harry Potter?" Vegeta asked in disbelief. Harry nodded. "I don't believe it. How could a weak little boy like you," Vegeta paused and reached in his pocket to find one of those power level scanner things, "with no power level save the world?"

"Umm... He did have some help from us." Hermione pointed out.

"What! Why none of you even tip the scale." Vegeta said.

"Uh... Vegeta I thought Bulma took all your toys away. So you wouldn't be distracted at Hogwarts." Goku said.

"Is Bulma your mother?" Ron snickered.

"No! She is my wife." Vegeta said.

"Cough cough this guys got problems cough." Ron err... coughed.

"Quiet you knave." Vegeta snapped.

As the group was just started to get along who should walk in but Malfoy.

"So you're the students." Malfoy said. "My father told me about you. Your not even wizards. Your muggles worse than mudbloods." The three who knew what that meant had drawn their wands at Malfoy.

"No we are aliens." Goku said. And both of them used their fingers to make antennas.

"And I am the Prince Vegeta. So bow before my greatness you knave." Vegeta demanded. Malfoy left the compartment in a hurry to write to his father about why they were letting to obviously insane 'persons' into Hogwarts.

"Hey Vegeta where'd you get the word knave?" Goku asked.

"Quiet you knave."

The rest of the train was spent in relative peace. Although Hermione did ask them what kind of spell they used on their hair. Which for some reason insulted them greatly.

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AN- Ha ha short chapter. Next one will be longer. And the next one will have the quote as well the sorting. Hope you review. My sister and I had great fun writing this.