Goku and Vegeta Go to Hogwarts

by Mako-Shadows

Disclaimer: See first chapter

Chapter Four: Exploding Snapes

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After Goku and Vegeta broke the detention record during there first week of school, Harry took it upon himself to inform Sirius of the new record. His letter read a bit like this.

Hey Sirius,

How is it wherever you are? Never mind don't tell me. We have two new students this year Goku and Vegeta, they're saiyans . And they broke your old detention record of 532 in a year in the first week. They're serving double detention till after Christmas.

Well hope to see you soon. Have a nice day.

From Harry.

Harry read over his letter and thought he had everything in it he needed to. He wasn't about to tell his godfather that McGonagall thought they were worse than all the Marauders and the Weasley twins put together and Snape hated them more than himself. It was kind of nice having Snape picking on someone other than him. So Harry took the letter to Hedwig and sent it off to Sirius.

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Breakfast

Fred and George had been carefully watching the two saiyans all breakfast and finally decided that yes these two were dumb enough to fall for their newest practical joke idea. Exploding Snapes. As the two were walking to the first class they had that morning Fred and George ambushed them.

"So Goku, Vegeta I hear you broke the detention record. Pretty nifty." George said or was it Fred.

"Well anyways we thought that we'd tell you about a new wizarding contest. It is called Exploding Snapes. The first person or persons to explode the potions teacher gets a spiffy prize. An all you can eat buffet. The more times he explodes the bigger the buffet choices." Fred said.

The two saiyans looked at each and thought of their stomachs. An all you could buffet sounded like Christmas come early. So the two poor, young err... old, niave saiyans skipped happily off to potions class visions of endless food swimming before their eyes.

As they left Fred and George smirked at each other and wished they'd be there to see this prank bear its fruit, and better yet what Snape would do if he survived the saiyans. Sometimes being a prankster required making sacrifices and sacrificing the potions teacher was not a very big one.

Potions.

Goku and Vegeta walk into class late... as usual.

Snape begins to chastise them for arriving late when he is suddenly interrupted. A giant ball of energy it seems is to blame for this interruption. As it crashed into him and blew him to smithereens. Unfortunately for the saiyans Snape was somehow revived. And he began to yell at them once more.

"GOKU! VEGETA! HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO BE TOLD?! SHOW UP FOR CLASS ON TIME!" Snape yelled either not noticing or not caring that he had just been blown up and magically revived. Goku and Vegeta look at each taking this as sign to continue blowing up the Potions teacher. Each time however he was mysteriously revived. Not that Goku and Vegeta minded that much. After all blowing him up continually only meant a bigger buffet table.

This behaviour (and I mean the blowing up of Snape) continued for the rest of the day. Which unfortunately or maybe fortunately made it difficult for Snape to teach his classes.

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Later that day at dinner.

Vegeta had exploded Snape for the 458423484578457752487976554 time that hour when Dumbledore stepped in.

"Mr. Vegeta how many times do you have to be told NOT to destroy teachers." Dumbledore in a deadly calm voice.

"YOU KNAVE!" Goku shouted stealing the words right out of Vegeta's mouth.

"DETENTION!"

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Later that night.

Goku and Vegeta were in a magical room with never ending chalkboards writing 'I will not blow up teachers.' This a boring and repetitious thing to do, Vegeta decided to strike up a conversation.

"Goku do you even know what knave means?" He asked. Goku had a huge grin on his face as he looked over at Vegeta and said.... 'No."

Vegeta couldn't help and he collapsed into silent laughter. Goku joined him not really getting it but not really caring.

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The Next Day.

"Where are buffet table, knave." Vegeta demanded. Goku snickered.

Fred and George looked at each other and headed for the hills. Two very angry and very hungry supersaiyans on their heels.

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AN- Sorry it took so long. Annoying teachers decided earn extra money posing as writers block. Next Goku and Vegeta wreak havoc on Haloween. And we Sirius' response to Harry's letter.