Japanimejo Presents
~Miroku on the Dating Game!~

Deadicated to Elizabeth who has just found out the joy of Anime. Plus her favorite character is Miroku. ^_^


DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT own any of the characters from Inu-Yasha and never will. I don't own the dating game either. *Ahem* I do however own a character called Shiryoku in a little story entitled, "Escaflowne Returns: Shiryoku's Visions." (Which if can say so myself, is a really really good story.) *WINK WINK* If you enjoy this story, please just go take a look at my more serious one. THANKS.


Miroku walked along quietly with Inu-Yasha ahead of him. The gang was going to visit Kagome in her time today! Kagome had said that she would make everyone a huge feast and that this time would be used as a time to relax have fun. And that's exactly what the gang planned on doing.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a high pitched little voice called to Inu-yasha and Miroku. "YOU GUYS BETTER NOT BE LEAVING ME HERE!" It was Shippo trailing far behind. "I'm going to Kagome's too," he pouted with folded arms while quickly floating to Miroku's shoulder. Mirouku turned his head sharply to the little fox. "You shouldn't come; you're too young. You wouldn't understand what Inu-Yasha and I are trying to do," he replied in a no-nonsense sort of way.

Shippo floated in one spot and watched Miroku and Inu-Yasha jump down the well. "Of course I understand!!!" he yells at the well after the two boys have disappeared. "Miroku is a playboy player and Inu-Yasha just wants some but he's not gonna get any because Kagome is NOT that way! Although I wish he would because he probaly wouldn't be half as grumpy!" he folds his arms and finally lowers himself to the ground. He trails off thinking to himself. "Hmph...it's not fair just to leave me here," he says pouting even more. "I'll show them...just you wait..." Shippo grumbles to himself as he floats back to town.

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(In Kagome's time)

"HEEEEEY GUYS!!!" said a smiling Kagome as she opens the door. "You're just in time. I just got the table set so we can go ahead and eat." "Great," Inu-Yasha says as he pushes her out of the way, "I'm famished." "Oh no you don't!" screams Kagome as she grabs his robe choking him as he continues to try to get to the table. "No, you get no food if you push me out of the way like that. Miroku steps up to the door. "Lady Kagome, may I please come in and partake of your excellent lunch?" Miroku asks while giving a short bow. "Yes, you certainly may," she looks at Inu-Yasha, "now why can't you be more like that?" she says up in his face still clenching the kimono in one hand. "Phf," Inu-Yasha says as he folds his arms, "I don't know why I'm taking your crap; I mean I am a demon and so I'll just use my demon strength to get out of your grasp and eat that food over there that you don't want me to eat!" He yells in her face. "OH YEA?!?! SIT BOY! SIT, SIT , SIT, SIT!!! SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!" Kagome yells loudly. Miroku looks up from his food. He laughs at Inu-Yasha's smashed face, shrugs his shoulders, and goes back to eating his delicous lunch. Inu-Yasha quickly gets up and says, "What the hell are you laughing at?!?! And YOU!" he turns to Kagome, "why I outta..." Inu-Yasha's sentence is cut off by Kagome shoving a spoonful of food in his mouth and saying, "enough already! just shut up and eat!"

"Errrrrrrgggggghhhhh..."Inu-Yasha growls at her, "maybe I don't want to eat now!"

"Oh just sit down already; you know you are starving," says Miroku still stuffing his face.

"You!" Inu-Yasha says as he points a finger at Miroku, "just shut up already, FREAKAZZIOD! I mean you can't talk either cuz you have a bottomless pit in the palm of your hand and your a cheezy, sleezy, guy who can't keep a girl!" he yells out of frustration.

"Cheezy, am I Inu-Yasha," says Miroku offended now as he stands up from the table and grabs some of Kagome's cheese cassarole. "I am afraid you are mistaken; you're the one who's cheezy!" and with that Miroku smashes the handful of cheese on Inu-Yasha's face.

"Alright, I see where this is going," says Inu-Yasha with a bit of mischief in his voice. "Well, if a am cheezy you are ... you are..." Inu-Yasha looks around at the table. He spies a trayful of vegtables. "Then you're broccoli!" he says with great convinction and pride. "That's not much of an insult, you imbasil!" Miroku says sticking his nose up in the air with arms folded. "WHAT?!? YEA IT IS! Cuz no one likes broccoli," Inu-Yasha says in a teasing kiddish voice with the face to match.

Kagome sits watching and fearing what's about to happen.

Inu-Yasha then picks up the broccoli and smashes it all into Miroku's hair.

Kagome snickers but then tries to regain he composure as she watches some more.

"OH yea! Well this is for saying that I am a dog that is trained by my girl!"

"OH YEA!, well you are a dog, and this is for you saying that I'm a bottomless pit that can't get a girl!"

Now everything on the table is being flung in twenty-million different directions as well as insults; Inu-Yasha was cheezed faced, had split pea soup green hair, and banana pudding spotted red kimono. Miroku had broccoli and jell-o hair, a vanilla ice cream kimono, with a chocolate syrup face.

Some more jell-o was thrown but Miroku had ducked and it was headed straight for Kagome. She stood there like a deer in headlights. "ENOUGH!" she cried.

*SPLAT*

She marched over to the two boys with her now pink tinted hair. "I want both of you to stop this, right now!" she yelled. "I don't care about you're stupid fight about who's the bigger man becuase he's got a girl or girls!"

Miroku looked at the tv over her shoulder. His eye had been caught by a logo that said, "The Dating Game."

Kagome was still screaming her head off about how the two of them were going to have to clean up the mess they made. Miroku nudges Kagome. "Hey, what's that show about?"

Kagome looks at him sternly. "People go on it to find dates but you don't need that Miroku...you unfortunately have enough charm," she says rolling her eyes. "See, Dog Breath, even YOUR girl thinks I'm charming," Miroku says as he folds his arms and dares Inu-Yasha to make a comeback. "Don't even think about that until you help Dog Demon over there clean up you're mess!" Kagome screams as she turns the tv off and takes the remote with her as she leaves the room. "It's a marathon; you can watch it after you get done," she calls from another room. "And did you guys leave poor Shippo agian?" she calls sounding even more mad than the last time. The two boys look at each other. "ERRRRGGG! I'm going to go get him! AND THIS MESS HAD BETTER BE CLEAN!" Kagome screams as she slams the backdoor shut and heads to the well.

Miroku looks at Inu-Yasha. Inu-Yasha sneers at the monk. "You couldn't get a date on that show if you're life depended on it," he taunted. "I know I could," Miroku quipped back. "Hmmm...is this a bet?" Inu-Yasha mused. "I believe it is...let's see if you lose, you have to wear a pink tutu with bunny ears and flashy make-up in our day and Kagome's day for at least a week," he says pointing at Miroku.

"WHAT?!?! Hmm...well if you lose, which you will, have to use the shikon jewl to become something that you feel disgusted with..." Miroku gets a mischievous grin on his face. He rubs his chin and deviously says, " a mortal."
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Da---Da--DAAAAAAAAA!!!
So what'cha think? Please R&R!!! But if you are flamin', be gentle it's my first humorous fic. But there is a lot of natural humour in Chapters 2 and 3 in my other fic called "Escaflowne Returns: Shiryoku's Visions." HINT HINT. I promise it's worth your time!!!
~japanimejo~