Hi! This is my first story, and I'm having trouble with the whole uploading and everything, so it may look weird. That's about it let the madness begin. Hopefully you find it funny.



Chapt. 1-Chaos in the French Room (as well as Norman Rockwell and who exactly was the first president of the U.S.?)

Link: Hi peoples



Roy: Who you callin' peoples

Link: You and Marth

Roy: Marth doesn't count

Marth: You're the one who doesn't count

Roy: Shut up tiara boy

Marth: Shut up yourself fire hair

Link: Break it up

Marth: Why?

Roy: Elf in tights

Link: No fair double-teaming

Roy: I vote both of you off the island

Marth: Huh? What are you talkin' about, we aren't on an island

Roy: You know, Survivor

Marth: Oh yeah that show with Norman Rockwell

Link: What are you talking about

Marth: Isn't Survivor that show where Norman Rockwell tells the contestants the answer to a question and they have to say the question. You know like "he was the 1st president of the U.S." and they would say "who is Paul Revere"

Link: That's Jeopardy you moron

Roy: And the first president of the U.S. was Julius Caesar

Link: No, it was Justin Timberlake

Marth: Isn't Justin Timberlake some demented singer from N'sync

Link: Oh yeah

Roy: Then who's the president

Marth: I dunno

Roy: Then why'd you mention it in the first place

Marth: I dunno

Roy: Is that all you say

Link: Of course 'cause he's a moron

Roy: I wasn't asking you

Link: Then who were you asking

Roy: Him

Link: But if all he said was "dunno" he wouldn't be able to give you a straight answer anyway

Roy: Does he ever give a straight answer? And besides that's logic and I don't believe in it

Marth: Shut up both of you

Roy: So you do say something other then dunno

Marth: No really?

Link: Why didn't you say something before

Marth: Dunno

Link/Roy: Agh!!!

Marth: Shut up

Link: I just thought I'd let you know that Pikachu's being hunted down by Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli

Marth: Why would we need to know that

Link: 'Cause they think Pikachu's in here

Roy: So that's who's knocking the door down with a battering ram

Link/Roy/Marth: Evacuate!! Out the window

(All jump out the window, with a few problems, namely they forgot to open the window and when they did open it all tried to get out at the same time, and Roy fell into a puddle under the window)