Ok then, I forgot to have a disclaimer last time, so here goes:
I DON'T OWN ANYTHING MENTIONED IN THIS CHAPTER, THE CHAPTER BEFORE IT, OR THE REST OF THE STORY. THIS INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT NESSASARILY LIMITED TO SUPER SMASH BROTHERS, LORD OF THE RINGS, JEPARDY, AND SURVIVOR.
This is for the two people who reviewed, thank you I love you. Now, let it begin.
Chapt. 2-Crazed Things (including the destruction of a perfectly innocent I Mac and what really happened to Boromir)
(Marth, Roy, and Link are looking in the window at Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli)
Link: What in the world are they doing
Roy: Over turning tables, looking through drawers knocking completely random objects over *wince* there goes the computer
Marth: Why are they doing that
Link: Dunno
Roy: Oh no not you to! The evil "dunno" saying aliens from some obscure and completely random planet on the outer reaches of the known universe have struck again!
Link: Oh shut up
Roy: It's a virus! Contagious! (Starts running around in circles like a headless chicken) call the paramedics! 811! I mean 711! No it's 119! Wait! 911! That's it 911! (Starts hitting a nearby bush) alert the White House! Call the FBI! (Tries to climb up a nearby tree, but Marth hits him with a stick, momentarily knocking him unconscious)
Link: Thank goodness that's over
Marth: No kidding
(Roy wakes up)
Roy: Ugh.Die people.Uh I mean hi people
Link: Knock him out again Marth, I liked it better when he was asleep
(A small yellow object comes flying out the window, hitting Link on the head)
Link: Ow.What's that
(Pikachu goes hurling at high speeds towards Roy)
Roy: Agh.gotcha little devil
Marth: Roy get down
(Roy ducks, barely missing being hit with an arrow)
Roy: Hey watch it
(Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli climb out the window)
Aragorn: Hand over the Pikachu
Roy: Sure you can have the little pest, but why do you want the thing
Aragorn: It killed Boromir
Link: Who
Aragorn: Boromir son of Denethor, brother of Faramir, steward of Gondor
Marth: Aw shut up already
Link: Never heard of him
Roy: Same here
Gimli: Hey Aragorn wasn't Boromir killed by the orcs
Aragorn: No you moron, you were there, watching it remember
Legolas: Yeah it's Frodo, or who ever wrote that account of its fault
Link: Hey now I remember, I read that
Marth: Oh yeah that time while you were reading you wouldn't talk to every one for a month
Roy: That was an awesome month! We didn't have to worry about hearing his stupidity!
Marth: Unfortunately he finished it within the month
Link: Hey that's not nice
Marth: It wasn't supposed to be
Gimli: Will you all shut up
Marth: Shut up yourself shorty
Aragorn: It's getting away
Roy: Get it alive
Legolas: I thought you didn't like it
Roy: I don't, but if we catch it we can torture it
Legolas: Good point
Link: Stop talking and catch the stupid thing
(Pikachu is running around in circles like a headless chicken. Everyone is running around after it so they're all running around like headless chickens trying to catch it. Soon however Pikachu's insane running around in circle causes it to crash into a tree, Roy, following close behind, crashes too.)
Roy (dazedly): I caught it
I DON'T OWN ANYTHING MENTIONED IN THIS CHAPTER, THE CHAPTER BEFORE IT, OR THE REST OF THE STORY. THIS INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT NESSASARILY LIMITED TO SUPER SMASH BROTHERS, LORD OF THE RINGS, JEPARDY, AND SURVIVOR.
This is for the two people who reviewed, thank you I love you. Now, let it begin.
Chapt. 2-Crazed Things (including the destruction of a perfectly innocent I Mac and what really happened to Boromir)
(Marth, Roy, and Link are looking in the window at Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli)
Link: What in the world are they doing
Roy: Over turning tables, looking through drawers knocking completely random objects over *wince* there goes the computer
Marth: Why are they doing that
Link: Dunno
Roy: Oh no not you to! The evil "dunno" saying aliens from some obscure and completely random planet on the outer reaches of the known universe have struck again!
Link: Oh shut up
Roy: It's a virus! Contagious! (Starts running around in circles like a headless chicken) call the paramedics! 811! I mean 711! No it's 119! Wait! 911! That's it 911! (Starts hitting a nearby bush) alert the White House! Call the FBI! (Tries to climb up a nearby tree, but Marth hits him with a stick, momentarily knocking him unconscious)
Link: Thank goodness that's over
Marth: No kidding
(Roy wakes up)
Roy: Ugh.Die people.Uh I mean hi people
Link: Knock him out again Marth, I liked it better when he was asleep
(A small yellow object comes flying out the window, hitting Link on the head)
Link: Ow.What's that
(Pikachu goes hurling at high speeds towards Roy)
Roy: Agh.gotcha little devil
Marth: Roy get down
(Roy ducks, barely missing being hit with an arrow)
Roy: Hey watch it
(Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli climb out the window)
Aragorn: Hand over the Pikachu
Roy: Sure you can have the little pest, but why do you want the thing
Aragorn: It killed Boromir
Link: Who
Aragorn: Boromir son of Denethor, brother of Faramir, steward of Gondor
Marth: Aw shut up already
Link: Never heard of him
Roy: Same here
Gimli: Hey Aragorn wasn't Boromir killed by the orcs
Aragorn: No you moron, you were there, watching it remember
Legolas: Yeah it's Frodo, or who ever wrote that account of its fault
Link: Hey now I remember, I read that
Marth: Oh yeah that time while you were reading you wouldn't talk to every one for a month
Roy: That was an awesome month! We didn't have to worry about hearing his stupidity!
Marth: Unfortunately he finished it within the month
Link: Hey that's not nice
Marth: It wasn't supposed to be
Gimli: Will you all shut up
Marth: Shut up yourself shorty
Aragorn: It's getting away
Roy: Get it alive
Legolas: I thought you didn't like it
Roy: I don't, but if we catch it we can torture it
Legolas: Good point
Link: Stop talking and catch the stupid thing
(Pikachu is running around in circles like a headless chicken. Everyone is running around after it so they're all running around like headless chickens trying to catch it. Soon however Pikachu's insane running around in circle causes it to crash into a tree, Roy, following close behind, crashes too.)
Roy (dazedly): I caught it
