Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING RELATED TO NINTENDO OR LORD OF THE RINGS.

Happiness! I got reviews! And to ProdigiousLi I think your story is really funny, and to everyone else who reviewed I'm gonna try to read your stories as well. Anyway here goes chapter three!

The Brutal Torment and Torture of a Small Yellow Object (And Aragorn's Amazing Stew of death)

Marth: Roy you squished it into the tree

Gimli: Then we must extract it

Legolas: While causing it as much pain as possible

Link: Who Roy or the dumb thing

Aragorn: What's the difference

Marth: If I had my way, both

Roy: Think you could? Just try it

Marth: Oh Mr. Tough Guy, more like Mr. Game & Watch

Roy: At least he doesn't wear a girly hair ornament

Marth: It's a crown you numbskull

Roy: Tiara

Marth: Shut up

Roy: Why

Link: Will you both shut up and give my ears a rest

Marth: No, and besides we're not talking loudly, your ears are to big

Link: And you have blue hair

Marth: At least it not as long as what's-his-face over there

Legolas: Hey! Who you callin' what's-his-face

Roy: You obviously, and you do need a major hair cut

Legolas: I wasn't asking you

Roy: Why should that matter

Aragorn: Hi

Marth: Why'd you say that

Aragorn: Felt like it

Link: Once I felt an Octorok's intestine

Roy: We really didn't need to know that

Gimli: The small yellow object is still in that tree

Aragorn: Leave it there to rot

Link: Wouldn't you feel sorry for the tree

Legolas: I mean it wouldn't want to live with *shudder* Pikachu any more then we do, trees have feelings to you know

Roy: It's amazing! Link has found a fellow environmentalist who also happens to look like him!

Link: Hey! I take that as an insult

Legolas: I'm the one being insulted you moron

(A slight moan from Pikachu diverts the group's attention)

Marth: Back to our present problem

Roy: It's amazing!

Aragorn: What? Roy: No one has said "dunno" since we met Pikachu! It must be good luck! I know, I need a Pikachu foot

Marth: Why?

Roy: Well rabbits feet are good luck and Pikachu is a kind of demented rabbit so a Pikachu's foot must be good luck, and it would cause it pain

Aragorn: Great, now how do we get it out of the tree?

Gimli: Sharp pointy objects

Link: I have a sword

Marth: Me to

Roy: Same here

Aragorn: Me to

Roy: No you say "me three"

Aragorn: Why

Roy: Marth said "me to"

Aragorn: Whatever..

Legolas: Any way, I have arrows

Gimli: We could cut down the tree with my axe

Legolas/Link: NO!!!!!

Link: This tree happens to be a rare semi-coniferous redwood broad-leaf Antarctic palm tree with a rare coconut that looks and tastes just like a lawn gnome.

Aragorn: How'd it get here

Link: The seed came and it grew from the seed

Roy: But how'd the seed get here

Link: The same way all seeds get here

Roy: Flew? From Antarctica?

Link: Birds do. Whales swim

Gimli: Are you implying that coconuts migrate?

Link: No. Maybe a swallow brought it

Marth: How could a swallow carry it? The coconuts' to heavy for it to maintain enough air speed velocity

Link: Maybe two carried it

Marth: How? With string?

Gimli: Any way, how do we get the thing out of the tree

Legolas: We can burn the entire thing down

Roy: I can do that!

(Roy uses his fire sword to burn the tree down, and in the process give pikachu a third degree burn)

Aragorn: Hey look! Poison ivy!

(Marth runs over and picks the poison ivy)

Aragorn: That was a mistake

Marth: Ow ow ow ow ow! itchy itchy itchy!

Aragorn: Bring the victim

Link: Got it

(They roll Pikachu around in poison ivy with Roy's sword, which is also continuously, giving it burns)

Roy: Lets' play soccer!

Marth: Try to get a lot of penalty kicks.heheheheheheheheh

(They play soccer. The teams are Marth, Roy and Link (the multi-colored pencil sharpeners) against Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli (the un-bleached all purpose flour). Pikachu of course is the ball.)

Link (about half an hour later): It's still breathing

Aragorn: It won't be after this hehehe

(Aragorn throws the following items into a pot of boiling swamp water and sulfuric acid: a dead frog, the broken pieces of the I mac destroyed earlier, some pine needles, olive oil, a pinball, poison ivy, a kitchen sink, staples, stale doughnuts, an unsuspecting pedestrian, and the unsuspecting pedestrians dog)

Aragorn: Pikachu's last meal.Mwhahahahahaha

(Link, Roy, and Gimli hold Pikachu down while Aragorn, Marth, and Legolas force feed it)

Gimli: I think it died

Legolas: No kidding

Marth: Your stating the obvious

Gimli: What's wrong with that?

Marth: It's annoying

Legolas: And besides no one could survive after eating that

Link: Wanna try it out on Roy

Roy: Help!

Aragorn: There's none left any way

Marth: Darn

Roy: Their all after me! Help! It's a conspiracy!

Gimli: Shut up

Roy: Why

Marth: Because you're driving us all crazy

Roy: Why

Legolas: Because you won't shut up

Roy: Why

Aragorn: Actually I do have some left

(Roy shuts up)

Wow. A kinda plot. I'm really scared now.