Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING RELATED TO NINTENDO OR LORD OF THE RINGS.
Happiness! I got reviews! And to ProdigiousLi I think your story is really funny, and to everyone else who reviewed I'm gonna try to read your stories as well. Anyway here goes chapter three!
The Brutal Torment and Torture of a Small Yellow Object (And Aragorn's Amazing Stew of death)
Marth: Roy you squished it into the tree
Gimli: Then we must extract it
Legolas: While causing it as much pain as possible
Link: Who Roy or the dumb thing
Aragorn: What's the difference
Marth: If I had my way, both
Roy: Think you could? Just try it
Marth: Oh Mr. Tough Guy, more like Mr. Game & Watch
Roy: At least he doesn't wear a girly hair ornament
Marth: It's a crown you numbskull
Roy: Tiara
Marth: Shut up
Roy: Why
Link: Will you both shut up and give my ears a rest
Marth: No, and besides we're not talking loudly, your ears are to big
Link: And you have blue hair
Marth: At least it not as long as what's-his-face over there
Legolas: Hey! Who you callin' what's-his-face
Roy: You obviously, and you do need a major hair cut
Legolas: I wasn't asking you
Roy: Why should that matter
Aragorn: Hi
Marth: Why'd you say that
Aragorn: Felt like it
Link: Once I felt an Octorok's intestine
Roy: We really didn't need to know that
Gimli: The small yellow object is still in that tree
Aragorn: Leave it there to rot
Link: Wouldn't you feel sorry for the tree
Legolas: I mean it wouldn't want to live with *shudder* Pikachu any more then we do, trees have feelings to you know
Roy: It's amazing! Link has found a fellow environmentalist who also happens to look like him!
Link: Hey! I take that as an insult
Legolas: I'm the one being insulted you moron
(A slight moan from Pikachu diverts the group's attention)
Marth: Back to our present problem
Roy: It's amazing!
Aragorn: What? Roy: No one has said "dunno" since we met Pikachu! It must be good luck! I know, I need a Pikachu foot
Marth: Why?
Roy: Well rabbits feet are good luck and Pikachu is a kind of demented rabbit so a Pikachu's foot must be good luck, and it would cause it pain
Aragorn: Great, now how do we get it out of the tree?
Gimli: Sharp pointy objects
Link: I have a sword
Marth: Me to
Roy: Same here
Aragorn: Me to
Roy: No you say "me three"
Aragorn: Why
Roy: Marth said "me to"
Aragorn: Whatever..
Legolas: Any way, I have arrows
Gimli: We could cut down the tree with my axe
Legolas/Link: NO!!!!!
Link: This tree happens to be a rare semi-coniferous redwood broad-leaf Antarctic palm tree with a rare coconut that looks and tastes just like a lawn gnome.
Aragorn: How'd it get here
Link: The seed came and it grew from the seed
Roy: But how'd the seed get here
Link: The same way all seeds get here
Roy: Flew? From Antarctica?
Link: Birds do. Whales swim
Gimli: Are you implying that coconuts migrate?
Link: No. Maybe a swallow brought it
Marth: How could a swallow carry it? The coconuts' to heavy for it to maintain enough air speed velocity
Link: Maybe two carried it
Marth: How? With string?
Gimli: Any way, how do we get the thing out of the tree
Legolas: We can burn the entire thing down
Roy: I can do that!
(Roy uses his fire sword to burn the tree down, and in the process give pikachu a third degree burn)
Aragorn: Hey look! Poison ivy!
(Marth runs over and picks the poison ivy)
Aragorn: That was a mistake
Marth: Ow ow ow ow ow! itchy itchy itchy!
Aragorn: Bring the victim
Link: Got it
(They roll Pikachu around in poison ivy with Roy's sword, which is also continuously, giving it burns)
Roy: Lets' play soccer!
Marth: Try to get a lot of penalty kicks.heheheheheheheheh
(They play soccer. The teams are Marth, Roy and Link (the multi-colored pencil sharpeners) against Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli (the un-bleached all purpose flour). Pikachu of course is the ball.)
Link (about half an hour later): It's still breathing
Aragorn: It won't be after this hehehe
(Aragorn throws the following items into a pot of boiling swamp water and sulfuric acid: a dead frog, the broken pieces of the I mac destroyed earlier, some pine needles, olive oil, a pinball, poison ivy, a kitchen sink, staples, stale doughnuts, an unsuspecting pedestrian, and the unsuspecting pedestrians dog)
Aragorn: Pikachu's last meal.Mwhahahahahaha
(Link, Roy, and Gimli hold Pikachu down while Aragorn, Marth, and Legolas force feed it)
Gimli: I think it died
Legolas: No kidding
Marth: Your stating the obvious
Gimli: What's wrong with that?
Marth: It's annoying
Legolas: And besides no one could survive after eating that
Link: Wanna try it out on Roy
Roy: Help!
Aragorn: There's none left any way
Marth: Darn
Roy: Their all after me! Help! It's a conspiracy!
Gimli: Shut up
Roy: Why
Marth: Because you're driving us all crazy
Roy: Why
Legolas: Because you won't shut up
Roy: Why
Aragorn: Actually I do have some left
(Roy shuts up)
Wow. A kinda plot. I'm really scared now.
Happiness! I got reviews! And to ProdigiousLi I think your story is really funny, and to everyone else who reviewed I'm gonna try to read your stories as well. Anyway here goes chapter three!
The Brutal Torment and Torture of a Small Yellow Object (And Aragorn's Amazing Stew of death)
Marth: Roy you squished it into the tree
Gimli: Then we must extract it
Legolas: While causing it as much pain as possible
Link: Who Roy or the dumb thing
Aragorn: What's the difference
Marth: If I had my way, both
Roy: Think you could? Just try it
Marth: Oh Mr. Tough Guy, more like Mr. Game & Watch
Roy: At least he doesn't wear a girly hair ornament
Marth: It's a crown you numbskull
Roy: Tiara
Marth: Shut up
Roy: Why
Link: Will you both shut up and give my ears a rest
Marth: No, and besides we're not talking loudly, your ears are to big
Link: And you have blue hair
Marth: At least it not as long as what's-his-face over there
Legolas: Hey! Who you callin' what's-his-face
Roy: You obviously, and you do need a major hair cut
Legolas: I wasn't asking you
Roy: Why should that matter
Aragorn: Hi
Marth: Why'd you say that
Aragorn: Felt like it
Link: Once I felt an Octorok's intestine
Roy: We really didn't need to know that
Gimli: The small yellow object is still in that tree
Aragorn: Leave it there to rot
Link: Wouldn't you feel sorry for the tree
Legolas: I mean it wouldn't want to live with *shudder* Pikachu any more then we do, trees have feelings to you know
Roy: It's amazing! Link has found a fellow environmentalist who also happens to look like him!
Link: Hey! I take that as an insult
Legolas: I'm the one being insulted you moron
(A slight moan from Pikachu diverts the group's attention)
Marth: Back to our present problem
Roy: It's amazing!
Aragorn: What? Roy: No one has said "dunno" since we met Pikachu! It must be good luck! I know, I need a Pikachu foot
Marth: Why?
Roy: Well rabbits feet are good luck and Pikachu is a kind of demented rabbit so a Pikachu's foot must be good luck, and it would cause it pain
Aragorn: Great, now how do we get it out of the tree?
Gimli: Sharp pointy objects
Link: I have a sword
Marth: Me to
Roy: Same here
Aragorn: Me to
Roy: No you say "me three"
Aragorn: Why
Roy: Marth said "me to"
Aragorn: Whatever..
Legolas: Any way, I have arrows
Gimli: We could cut down the tree with my axe
Legolas/Link: NO!!!!!
Link: This tree happens to be a rare semi-coniferous redwood broad-leaf Antarctic palm tree with a rare coconut that looks and tastes just like a lawn gnome.
Aragorn: How'd it get here
Link: The seed came and it grew from the seed
Roy: But how'd the seed get here
Link: The same way all seeds get here
Roy: Flew? From Antarctica?
Link: Birds do. Whales swim
Gimli: Are you implying that coconuts migrate?
Link: No. Maybe a swallow brought it
Marth: How could a swallow carry it? The coconuts' to heavy for it to maintain enough air speed velocity
Link: Maybe two carried it
Marth: How? With string?
Gimli: Any way, how do we get the thing out of the tree
Legolas: We can burn the entire thing down
Roy: I can do that!
(Roy uses his fire sword to burn the tree down, and in the process give pikachu a third degree burn)
Aragorn: Hey look! Poison ivy!
(Marth runs over and picks the poison ivy)
Aragorn: That was a mistake
Marth: Ow ow ow ow ow! itchy itchy itchy!
Aragorn: Bring the victim
Link: Got it
(They roll Pikachu around in poison ivy with Roy's sword, which is also continuously, giving it burns)
Roy: Lets' play soccer!
Marth: Try to get a lot of penalty kicks.heheheheheheheheh
(They play soccer. The teams are Marth, Roy and Link (the multi-colored pencil sharpeners) against Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli (the un-bleached all purpose flour). Pikachu of course is the ball.)
Link (about half an hour later): It's still breathing
Aragorn: It won't be after this hehehe
(Aragorn throws the following items into a pot of boiling swamp water and sulfuric acid: a dead frog, the broken pieces of the I mac destroyed earlier, some pine needles, olive oil, a pinball, poison ivy, a kitchen sink, staples, stale doughnuts, an unsuspecting pedestrian, and the unsuspecting pedestrians dog)
Aragorn: Pikachu's last meal.Mwhahahahahaha
(Link, Roy, and Gimli hold Pikachu down while Aragorn, Marth, and Legolas force feed it)
Gimli: I think it died
Legolas: No kidding
Marth: Your stating the obvious
Gimli: What's wrong with that?
Marth: It's annoying
Legolas: And besides no one could survive after eating that
Link: Wanna try it out on Roy
Roy: Help!
Aragorn: There's none left any way
Marth: Darn
Roy: Their all after me! Help! It's a conspiracy!
Gimli: Shut up
Roy: Why
Marth: Because you're driving us all crazy
Roy: Why
Legolas: Because you won't shut up
Roy: Why
Aragorn: Actually I do have some left
(Roy shuts up)
Wow. A kinda plot. I'm really scared now.
