Marth: I'm bored
Roy: Same here
Link: Ditto
Aragorn: Me to
Legolas: Me three
Gimli: Me four
Marth: That was pointless
Roy: Like most things you say
Marth: No, I mean the rest of your comments, mine was perfectly legitimate
Roy: You don't even know what legitimate means thanks to your limited vocabulary
Marth: I do to, legitimate means smart and vocabulary is empty space in you head
Roy: No legitimate means dumb and vocabulary is smartness
Link: No isn't legitimate a type of monkey and vocabulary was the first president of the U.S.
Aragorn: No legitimate was a boat that hit an ice burg and sunk and vocabulary is a type of animal that eats only meat
Legolas: No legitimate is an Australian car company and vocabulary is a disease that fish get
Gimli: No legitimate is a part of a plant cell and vocabulary is the Russian word for "Eleven year old bag of popcorn on the kitchen shelf"
Aragorn: I know let's raise Boromir from the dead
Roy: We need a jelly doughnut, a plastic flamingo, and a month old baked potato
Link: What flavor jelly
Marth: The best is grape
Legolas: No, marmalade
Link: Strawberry
Roy: Raspberry
Gimli: Cheese!
Marth: Shut up
Gimli: What do you have against cheese?
Marth: Cheese was.
Roy (interrupting): If only we had some potatoes
Marth: Why do you say that
Roy: I'm in spam?
Marth: Shut up
Roy: Whyyyyyyy
Marth: I said so
Link: Any way, what flavor of jelly are we using
Roy: What ever they have at dunkin' donuts
Aragorn: How do we get there
Marth: We ski
Gimli: How?
Marth: We don't
Gimli: Then why'd you say so
Marth: Dunno
Roy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Legolas: Roy! Breathe!
Roy: oooooooooooooooooooooo *cough gasp* can't *gasp* breathe
Link: That was smart
Aragorn: Since it's July .er I mean April we obviously can't ski so how do we get there
Roy: It's not April, it's March
Gimli: No it's February
Marth: June
Link: October
Legolas: No June
Aragorn: Any one got a calendar?
Roy: How would a calendar help
Link: Hey wasn't calendar the first president of the U.S.?
Marth: Yay! All of our problems are solved!
Roy: How do we get there any way
Legolas: We skateboard!
(They skateboard with a few minor problems such as Roy tried to use it upside down, Link fell into a pond, Legolas broke his, Gimli kept hitting pedestrians, and no one knew the way there)
Marth: We're finally here
Link: Does any one have money
All: No
Aragorn: Then we will steal them
Roy: I'll steal the doughnuts, you create a diversion
(Everyone except Roy walk in and start performing the musical "Annie")
Marth: Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you tomorrow you're only a day away
Link/Legolas: It's a hard knock life for us, it's a hard knock life for us
Aragorn/Gimli: We are here to entertaiiiiiiiiiin youuuuuuu
(All the staff run, Roy steals the doughnuts)
Marth: Now we need a plastic flamingo
Roy: Where do we get one?
Link: Florida!
Gimli: How do we get there
Roy: We hitchhike
(They hitchhike. Details are refined for public sanity)
Roy: Now a flamingo
Marth: There's one
Aragorn: Oh no! Its' silicon
All: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *gasp*
Legolas: It must be genuine plastic
Link: How 'bout that one then
Marth: O. K.
Gimli: Doesn't it have to be pink?
Roy: Yeah
Legolas: It's blue
Roy: Just like Marth's hair
Marth: At least I don't wear a headband
Roy: I know, you wear a tiara
Marth: I'll get you for that
Roy: Oh yeah
(Roy and Marth start to fight. Marth starts out with the dancing blade attack but Roy uses his counter, knocking him back a few feet. Roy goes in to throw him but Marth uses his dolphin slash and then an upward slash to knock him into the air. Roy lands a few feet away and charges up his flare blade. Marth advances forward, again using the dancing blade but Roy catches him on the tip of his sword with the flare blade. Roy moves in with his double edge dance and is able to land a few strikes before Marth hits him with an upward slash smash attack. Marth then grabs Roy and throws him. Roy lands and Marth attacks with slash but Roy gets him with blazer. To prevent them from killing each other though Link uses his advantage of projectile attacks to knock them both out.)
Gimli: Um anyway I think we should find a pink flamingo
Aragorn: There's one
Gimli: It's authentic
All (except Marth and Roy who haven't recovered yet): Yay!
(Marth and Roy recover)
Marth: Ow.what happened?
Roy (Points to Link): You evil vermin
Marth: You'll pay for that you little forest creature. I'll deal with Roy later cause you're goin' down now
Roy: Oh yeah and elfy you better watch your back cause for once I'm on his side
Link: You'll both pay for those insults, I've never been beat
Roy: You might be able to defeat some pig faced desert man but you've never faced me
Marth: Or me
Link: Yeah you should be much easier
(Link throws his boomerang at Roy but Marth comes up behind him and uses slash. Roy dodges the boomerang and starts to charge up his flare blade as Link hits Marth with his sword spin. Marth jumps up and swings Fachion, causing Link to jump back, right into The Sword of Seals. He is blasted into the ocean, which, luckily for him puts out the flames, but not before they give him some minor burns. He steps on to the shore and pulls out a bomb, which he hurls at the closest of the to swordsmen, Marth. Marth knocks it aside with his sword. Marth attacks with his dancing blade move but Link shoots him with the Hero's bow. Link sheathed the master sword and shot at Marth again. This time the arrow missed completely and Marth advanced on him. However he had forgotten Roy. As he stepped back Roy hit him repeatedly with double edge dance and then blazer, before steping aside to charge flare blade. He almost landed on the point of Fachion and all of his weapons and moves were rendered useless as the prince of Altea knocked him back into the air. Link came down, and this time Marth grabbed him and threw him into Roy's attack. Link was knocked into the air as Roy unleashed his most powerful attack on him. He went sailing into the sky, one mass of flame.)
Link: Here I am, flying in the direction of Jupiter's moon Europa while on fire. I have such a great life.
Roy: Wonder where he's gonna land
Aragorn: In a galaxy far, far away?
Marth: Dunno
Roy: Oh no it's back! He's caught a chronic illness! Where's the nearest insane asylum!?
Gimli: You're house
Roy: They're all after me.
Legolas: Now we need a month old baked potato
Marth: Let's go home, bake a potato and wait
(They hitch hike home. Again the details are kept in a locked safe for the public good.)
Gimli: O.K. here's a potato, how do we bake it
Marth: Put it in an oven
Roy: And turn the oven on
Legolas: And leave it there for an hour
Aragorn: Then turn the oven off
Marth: And leave it there for a month
Gimli: Why'd you all just complete sentences for each other?
Roy: We
Aragorn: Felt
Legolas: Like
Marth: It
Gimli: That was scary
Aragorn: Like
Roy: Brittany
Marth: Spears
Legolas: Dancing
Gimli: You all have strange minds
Roy: And
Marth: So
Legolas: Do
Aragorn: You
Gimli: O.K. you can stop it now
Marth: Let's plat four square
Aragorn: Let's play cards
Legolas: Spit
Roy: Yeah!
(They play cards)
Marth: Is it possible to play cards for a month?
Gimli: No
Roy: Hey look it's the ocarina of time
Aragorn: What
Marth: It has power over time
Roy: And it's Link's
(Marth plays the song of time)
Aragorn: Now the potato's old enough
(They throw everything in a pot)
Legolas: Now we march around the pot and chant
Marth: What do we chant?
Legolas: It doesn't matter
(They march around the pot)
Gimli: I have cheese and an encyclopedia Britannica
Legolas: Spongebob squarepants
Marth: We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz
Roy: I like to play with flyswatters
Aragorn: Punch buggy blue, no punch back
(They stop)
Gimli: I don't think this is working
Marth: New chants!
(They march around the pot again)
Gimli: I have a pet cactus named St. George
Legolas: George Bush plays with trampolines
Aragorn: Je suis un petite yougurt
Marth (In a telemarketer voice): Every type of truck for every job!
Roy: I tot I taw a puddy tat!
(Boromir comes up)
Boromir: Uh.? Hi?
Aragorn: Yay!! We did it
Boromir: Did what?
Aragorn: Raised you from the dead!
Boromir: Oh.
Legolas: You need some sugar
Roy: Do you have any?
Boromir: No
Marth: How can he not have sugar?
Gimli: Before we got here we consumed all of the sugar in Gondor
Aragorn: And found out about the philosophies of John Locke
Legolas: "The people have an obligation to rebel if the ruler is a tyrant"
Gimli: Or sugar high
Boromir: I knew Minas Tirith should have stayed in the hands of the stewards!
Roy: But John Locke never say's any thing about being sugar high
Marth: Did they even have sugar in the 1600's?
Roy: Of course they did
Aragorn: Are you sure?
Roy: In 1215 the English barons signed a document with the king saying "No one is above the law of sugar"
Gimli: Yes, the famous "Magna Candy"
Marth: And then the "American Sugar Revolution"
Gimli: The king would not let the colonies have their fair share of sugar, and taxed them on what they did have
Marth: So they had the famous "Sugar Party"
Gimli: And generations of fish in Boston harbor were sugar high after that
Roy: And after that was the "Sugar War"
Gimli: When the United Sugar of America was fighting about slavery and unfair distribution of sugar
Marth: Sugar has greatly influenced our history!
(Boromir sneaks away)
Meanwhile.
Aragorn: So they didn't have the right to overthrow me!
Marth: Correct!
Legolas: So we can go back and overthrow the democracy of Gandalf!
Marth: Correct!
Gimli: And eat all of their sugar!
Marth: Correct!
Roy: And then give some to me!
Aragorn: Incorrect!
Roy: Humph
Legolas: Hey, what happened to Boromir
Aragorn: Let's go see
(They find Boromir in the woods with a plastic knife)
Boromir: I will now rest peacefully with out a bunch of sugar high maniacs. Goodbye world. Goodbye my pet gold fish. Goodbye lasagna. Goodbye rabid dolphins, monkeys and elephants. Goodbye all people named Joe, Steve and Oinkelsmut. Goodbye my imaginary friend Dihsdo. Goodbye all the presidents of the republic of Gaedje. Goodbye little voices in my head and the purple people eater. Goodbye my house, my car, my big screen color TV with a DVD player, lots of cool movies like Shrek, Tomb Raider, Rush Hour 2, Legally Blonde, Harry Potter, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Star Wars, and the complete Looney Toons, Etc. Goodbye GCN, X-box, PS2, N64, PSX, Dreamcast, SNES, Genesis, Saturn, NES, Atari and Pong. Goodbye Air hockey table, indoor swimming pool, surround sound stereo. Goodbye Faramir and Denethor. (Boromir kills himself with the plastic knife)
Roy: Who thinks we should rob Boromir's house?
Everyone else: Me!
Marth: Link is an expert thief
Aragorn: Wait didn't you send him to Europa?
Roy/Marth: Oh yeah.
Legolas: Then we better rescue him
Gimli: NASA, here we come Kraken: Next time! They go to Europa to get Link. Meet the alien creatures, and have a cooking match! Like in Iron Chef!
Mini Midget Riku: Review! Or the angry zucchini mobs will get you!
Roy: Same here
Link: Ditto
Aragorn: Me to
Legolas: Me three
Gimli: Me four
Marth: That was pointless
Roy: Like most things you say
Marth: No, I mean the rest of your comments, mine was perfectly legitimate
Roy: You don't even know what legitimate means thanks to your limited vocabulary
Marth: I do to, legitimate means smart and vocabulary is empty space in you head
Roy: No legitimate means dumb and vocabulary is smartness
Link: No isn't legitimate a type of monkey and vocabulary was the first president of the U.S.
Aragorn: No legitimate was a boat that hit an ice burg and sunk and vocabulary is a type of animal that eats only meat
Legolas: No legitimate is an Australian car company and vocabulary is a disease that fish get
Gimli: No legitimate is a part of a plant cell and vocabulary is the Russian word for "Eleven year old bag of popcorn on the kitchen shelf"
Aragorn: I know let's raise Boromir from the dead
Roy: We need a jelly doughnut, a plastic flamingo, and a month old baked potato
Link: What flavor jelly
Marth: The best is grape
Legolas: No, marmalade
Link: Strawberry
Roy: Raspberry
Gimli: Cheese!
Marth: Shut up
Gimli: What do you have against cheese?
Marth: Cheese was.
Roy (interrupting): If only we had some potatoes
Marth: Why do you say that
Roy: I'm in spam?
Marth: Shut up
Roy: Whyyyyyyy
Marth: I said so
Link: Any way, what flavor of jelly are we using
Roy: What ever they have at dunkin' donuts
Aragorn: How do we get there
Marth: We ski
Gimli: How?
Marth: We don't
Gimli: Then why'd you say so
Marth: Dunno
Roy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Legolas: Roy! Breathe!
Roy: oooooooooooooooooooooo *cough gasp* can't *gasp* breathe
Link: That was smart
Aragorn: Since it's July .er I mean April we obviously can't ski so how do we get there
Roy: It's not April, it's March
Gimli: No it's February
Marth: June
Link: October
Legolas: No June
Aragorn: Any one got a calendar?
Roy: How would a calendar help
Link: Hey wasn't calendar the first president of the U.S.?
Marth: Yay! All of our problems are solved!
Roy: How do we get there any way
Legolas: We skateboard!
(They skateboard with a few minor problems such as Roy tried to use it upside down, Link fell into a pond, Legolas broke his, Gimli kept hitting pedestrians, and no one knew the way there)
Marth: We're finally here
Link: Does any one have money
All: No
Aragorn: Then we will steal them
Roy: I'll steal the doughnuts, you create a diversion
(Everyone except Roy walk in and start performing the musical "Annie")
Marth: Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you tomorrow you're only a day away
Link/Legolas: It's a hard knock life for us, it's a hard knock life for us
Aragorn/Gimli: We are here to entertaiiiiiiiiiin youuuuuuu
(All the staff run, Roy steals the doughnuts)
Marth: Now we need a plastic flamingo
Roy: Where do we get one?
Link: Florida!
Gimli: How do we get there
Roy: We hitchhike
(They hitchhike. Details are refined for public sanity)
Roy: Now a flamingo
Marth: There's one
Aragorn: Oh no! Its' silicon
All: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *gasp*
Legolas: It must be genuine plastic
Link: How 'bout that one then
Marth: O. K.
Gimli: Doesn't it have to be pink?
Roy: Yeah
Legolas: It's blue
Roy: Just like Marth's hair
Marth: At least I don't wear a headband
Roy: I know, you wear a tiara
Marth: I'll get you for that
Roy: Oh yeah
(Roy and Marth start to fight. Marth starts out with the dancing blade attack but Roy uses his counter, knocking him back a few feet. Roy goes in to throw him but Marth uses his dolphin slash and then an upward slash to knock him into the air. Roy lands a few feet away and charges up his flare blade. Marth advances forward, again using the dancing blade but Roy catches him on the tip of his sword with the flare blade. Roy moves in with his double edge dance and is able to land a few strikes before Marth hits him with an upward slash smash attack. Marth then grabs Roy and throws him. Roy lands and Marth attacks with slash but Roy gets him with blazer. To prevent them from killing each other though Link uses his advantage of projectile attacks to knock them both out.)
Gimli: Um anyway I think we should find a pink flamingo
Aragorn: There's one
Gimli: It's authentic
All (except Marth and Roy who haven't recovered yet): Yay!
(Marth and Roy recover)
Marth: Ow.what happened?
Roy (Points to Link): You evil vermin
Marth: You'll pay for that you little forest creature. I'll deal with Roy later cause you're goin' down now
Roy: Oh yeah and elfy you better watch your back cause for once I'm on his side
Link: You'll both pay for those insults, I've never been beat
Roy: You might be able to defeat some pig faced desert man but you've never faced me
Marth: Or me
Link: Yeah you should be much easier
(Link throws his boomerang at Roy but Marth comes up behind him and uses slash. Roy dodges the boomerang and starts to charge up his flare blade as Link hits Marth with his sword spin. Marth jumps up and swings Fachion, causing Link to jump back, right into The Sword of Seals. He is blasted into the ocean, which, luckily for him puts out the flames, but not before they give him some minor burns. He steps on to the shore and pulls out a bomb, which he hurls at the closest of the to swordsmen, Marth. Marth knocks it aside with his sword. Marth attacks with his dancing blade move but Link shoots him with the Hero's bow. Link sheathed the master sword and shot at Marth again. This time the arrow missed completely and Marth advanced on him. However he had forgotten Roy. As he stepped back Roy hit him repeatedly with double edge dance and then blazer, before steping aside to charge flare blade. He almost landed on the point of Fachion and all of his weapons and moves were rendered useless as the prince of Altea knocked him back into the air. Link came down, and this time Marth grabbed him and threw him into Roy's attack. Link was knocked into the air as Roy unleashed his most powerful attack on him. He went sailing into the sky, one mass of flame.)
Link: Here I am, flying in the direction of Jupiter's moon Europa while on fire. I have such a great life.
Roy: Wonder where he's gonna land
Aragorn: In a galaxy far, far away?
Marth: Dunno
Roy: Oh no it's back! He's caught a chronic illness! Where's the nearest insane asylum!?
Gimli: You're house
Roy: They're all after me.
Legolas: Now we need a month old baked potato
Marth: Let's go home, bake a potato and wait
(They hitch hike home. Again the details are kept in a locked safe for the public good.)
Gimli: O.K. here's a potato, how do we bake it
Marth: Put it in an oven
Roy: And turn the oven on
Legolas: And leave it there for an hour
Aragorn: Then turn the oven off
Marth: And leave it there for a month
Gimli: Why'd you all just complete sentences for each other?
Roy: We
Aragorn: Felt
Legolas: Like
Marth: It
Gimli: That was scary
Aragorn: Like
Roy: Brittany
Marth: Spears
Legolas: Dancing
Gimli: You all have strange minds
Roy: And
Marth: So
Legolas: Do
Aragorn: You
Gimli: O.K. you can stop it now
Marth: Let's plat four square
Aragorn: Let's play cards
Legolas: Spit
Roy: Yeah!
(They play cards)
Marth: Is it possible to play cards for a month?
Gimli: No
Roy: Hey look it's the ocarina of time
Aragorn: What
Marth: It has power over time
Roy: And it's Link's
(Marth plays the song of time)
Aragorn: Now the potato's old enough
(They throw everything in a pot)
Legolas: Now we march around the pot and chant
Marth: What do we chant?
Legolas: It doesn't matter
(They march around the pot)
Gimli: I have cheese and an encyclopedia Britannica
Legolas: Spongebob squarepants
Marth: We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz
Roy: I like to play with flyswatters
Aragorn: Punch buggy blue, no punch back
(They stop)
Gimli: I don't think this is working
Marth: New chants!
(They march around the pot again)
Gimli: I have a pet cactus named St. George
Legolas: George Bush plays with trampolines
Aragorn: Je suis un petite yougurt
Marth (In a telemarketer voice): Every type of truck for every job!
Roy: I tot I taw a puddy tat!
(Boromir comes up)
Boromir: Uh.? Hi?
Aragorn: Yay!! We did it
Boromir: Did what?
Aragorn: Raised you from the dead!
Boromir: Oh.
Legolas: You need some sugar
Roy: Do you have any?
Boromir: No
Marth: How can he not have sugar?
Gimli: Before we got here we consumed all of the sugar in Gondor
Aragorn: And found out about the philosophies of John Locke
Legolas: "The people have an obligation to rebel if the ruler is a tyrant"
Gimli: Or sugar high
Boromir: I knew Minas Tirith should have stayed in the hands of the stewards!
Roy: But John Locke never say's any thing about being sugar high
Marth: Did they even have sugar in the 1600's?
Roy: Of course they did
Aragorn: Are you sure?
Roy: In 1215 the English barons signed a document with the king saying "No one is above the law of sugar"
Gimli: Yes, the famous "Magna Candy"
Marth: And then the "American Sugar Revolution"
Gimli: The king would not let the colonies have their fair share of sugar, and taxed them on what they did have
Marth: So they had the famous "Sugar Party"
Gimli: And generations of fish in Boston harbor were sugar high after that
Roy: And after that was the "Sugar War"
Gimli: When the United Sugar of America was fighting about slavery and unfair distribution of sugar
Marth: Sugar has greatly influenced our history!
(Boromir sneaks away)
Meanwhile.
Aragorn: So they didn't have the right to overthrow me!
Marth: Correct!
Legolas: So we can go back and overthrow the democracy of Gandalf!
Marth: Correct!
Gimli: And eat all of their sugar!
Marth: Correct!
Roy: And then give some to me!
Aragorn: Incorrect!
Roy: Humph
Legolas: Hey, what happened to Boromir
Aragorn: Let's go see
(They find Boromir in the woods with a plastic knife)
Boromir: I will now rest peacefully with out a bunch of sugar high maniacs. Goodbye world. Goodbye my pet gold fish. Goodbye lasagna. Goodbye rabid dolphins, monkeys and elephants. Goodbye all people named Joe, Steve and Oinkelsmut. Goodbye my imaginary friend Dihsdo. Goodbye all the presidents of the republic of Gaedje. Goodbye little voices in my head and the purple people eater. Goodbye my house, my car, my big screen color TV with a DVD player, lots of cool movies like Shrek, Tomb Raider, Rush Hour 2, Legally Blonde, Harry Potter, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Star Wars, and the complete Looney Toons, Etc. Goodbye GCN, X-box, PS2, N64, PSX, Dreamcast, SNES, Genesis, Saturn, NES, Atari and Pong. Goodbye Air hockey table, indoor swimming pool, surround sound stereo. Goodbye Faramir and Denethor. (Boromir kills himself with the plastic knife)
Roy: Who thinks we should rob Boromir's house?
Everyone else: Me!
Marth: Link is an expert thief
Aragorn: Wait didn't you send him to Europa?
Roy/Marth: Oh yeah.
Legolas: Then we better rescue him
Gimli: NASA, here we come Kraken: Next time! They go to Europa to get Link. Meet the alien creatures, and have a cooking match! Like in Iron Chef!
Mini Midget Riku: Review! Or the angry zucchini mobs will get you!
