Marth: I'm bored



Roy: Same here

Link: Ditto

Aragorn: Me to

Legolas: Me three

Gimli: Me four



Marth: That was pointless

Roy: Like most things you say

Marth: No, I mean the rest of your comments, mine was perfectly legitimate

Roy: You don't even know what legitimate means thanks to your limited vocabulary

Marth: I do to, legitimate means smart and vocabulary is empty space in you head

Roy: No legitimate means dumb and vocabulary is smartness

Link: No isn't legitimate a type of monkey and vocabulary was the first president of the U.S.

Aragorn: No legitimate was a boat that hit an ice burg and sunk and vocabulary is a type of animal that eats only meat

Legolas: No legitimate is an Australian car company and vocabulary is a disease that fish get

Gimli: No legitimate is a part of a plant cell and vocabulary is the Russian word for "Eleven year old bag of popcorn on the kitchen shelf"

Aragorn: I know let's raise Boromir from the dead

Roy: We need a jelly doughnut, a plastic flamingo, and a month old baked potato

Link: What flavor jelly

Marth: The best is grape

Legolas: No, marmalade

Link: Strawberry

Roy: Raspberry

Gimli: Cheese!

Marth: Shut up

Gimli: What do you have against cheese?

Marth: Cheese was.

Roy (interrupting): If only we had some potatoes

Marth: Why do you say that

Roy: I'm in spam?

Marth: Shut up

Roy: Whyyyyyyy

Marth: I said so

Link: Any way, what flavor of jelly are we using

Roy: What ever they have at dunkin' donuts

Aragorn: How do we get there

Marth: We ski

Gimli: How?

Marth: We don't

Gimli: Then why'd you say so

Marth: Dunno

Roy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Legolas: Roy! Breathe!

Roy: oooooooooooooooooooooo *cough gasp* can't *gasp* breathe

Link: That was smart

Aragorn: Since it's July .er I mean April we obviously can't ski so how do we get there

Roy: It's not April, it's March

Gimli: No it's February

Marth: June

Link: October

Legolas: No June

Aragorn: Any one got a calendar?

Roy: How would a calendar help

Link: Hey wasn't calendar the first president of the U.S.?

Marth: Yay! All of our problems are solved!

Roy: How do we get there any way

Legolas: We skateboard!

(They skateboard with a few minor problems such as Roy tried to use it upside down, Link fell into a pond, Legolas broke his, Gimli kept hitting pedestrians, and no one knew the way there)

Marth: We're finally here

Link: Does any one have money

All: No

Aragorn: Then we will steal them

Roy: I'll steal the doughnuts, you create a diversion

(Everyone except Roy walk in and start performing the musical "Annie")

Marth: Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you tomorrow you're only a day away

Link/Legolas: It's a hard knock life for us, it's a hard knock life for us

Aragorn/Gimli: We are here to entertaiiiiiiiiiin youuuuuuu

(All the staff run, Roy steals the doughnuts)

Marth: Now we need a plastic flamingo

Roy: Where do we get one?

Link: Florida!

Gimli: How do we get there

Roy: We hitchhike

(They hitchhike. Details are refined for public sanity)

Roy: Now a flamingo

Marth: There's one

Aragorn: Oh no! Its' silicon

All: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *gasp*

Legolas: It must be genuine plastic

Link: How 'bout that one then

Marth: O. K.

Gimli: Doesn't it have to be pink?

Roy: Yeah

Legolas: It's blue

Roy: Just like Marth's hair



Marth: At least I don't wear a headband

Roy: I know, you wear a tiara

Marth: I'll get you for that

Roy: Oh yeah

(Roy and Marth start to fight. Marth starts out with the dancing blade attack but Roy uses his counter, knocking him back a few feet. Roy goes in to throw him but Marth uses his dolphin slash and then an upward slash to knock him into the air. Roy lands a few feet away and charges up his flare blade. Marth advances forward, again using the dancing blade but Roy catches him on the tip of his sword with the flare blade. Roy moves in with his double edge dance and is able to land a few strikes before Marth hits him with an upward slash smash attack. Marth then grabs Roy and throws him. Roy lands and Marth attacks with slash but Roy gets him with blazer. To prevent them from killing each other though Link uses his advantage of projectile attacks to knock them both out.)

Gimli: Um anyway I think we should find a pink flamingo

Aragorn: There's one

Gimli: It's authentic

All (except Marth and Roy who haven't recovered yet): Yay!

(Marth and Roy recover)

Marth: Ow.what happened?

Roy (Points to Link): You evil vermin

Marth: You'll pay for that you little forest creature. I'll deal with Roy later cause you're goin' down now

Roy: Oh yeah and elfy you better watch your back cause for once I'm on his side

Link: You'll both pay for those insults, I've never been beat

Roy: You might be able to defeat some pig faced desert man but you've never faced me

Marth: Or me

Link: Yeah you should be much easier

(Link throws his boomerang at Roy but Marth comes up behind him and uses slash. Roy dodges the boomerang and starts to charge up his flare blade as Link hits Marth with his sword spin. Marth jumps up and swings Fachion, causing Link to jump back, right into The Sword of Seals. He is blasted into the ocean, which, luckily for him puts out the flames, but not before they give him some minor burns. He steps on to the shore and pulls out a bomb, which he hurls at the closest of the to swordsmen, Marth. Marth knocks it aside with his sword. Marth attacks with his dancing blade move but Link shoots him with the Hero's bow. Link sheathed the master sword and shot at Marth again. This time the arrow missed completely and Marth advanced on him. However he had forgotten Roy. As he stepped back Roy hit him repeatedly with double edge dance and then blazer, before steping aside to charge flare blade. He almost landed on the point of Fachion and all of his weapons and moves were rendered useless as the prince of Altea knocked him back into the air. Link came down, and this time Marth grabbed him and threw him into Roy's attack. Link was knocked into the air as Roy unleashed his most powerful attack on him. He went sailing into the sky, one mass of flame.)

Link: Here I am, flying in the direction of Jupiter's moon Europa while on fire. I have such a great life.

Roy: Wonder where he's gonna land

Aragorn: In a galaxy far, far away?

Marth: Dunno

Roy: Oh no it's back! He's caught a chronic illness! Where's the nearest insane asylum!?

Gimli: You're house

Roy: They're all after me.

Legolas: Now we need a month old baked potato

Marth: Let's go home, bake a potato and wait

(They hitch hike home. Again the details are kept in a locked safe for the public good.)

Gimli: O.K. here's a potato, how do we bake it

Marth: Put it in an oven

Roy: And turn the oven on

Legolas: And leave it there for an hour

Aragorn: Then turn the oven off

Marth: And leave it there for a month

Gimli: Why'd you all just complete sentences for each other?

Roy: We

Aragorn: Felt

Legolas: Like

Marth: It

Gimli: That was scary

Aragorn: Like

Roy: Brittany

Marth: Spears

Legolas: Dancing

Gimli: You all have strange minds

Roy: And

Marth: So

Legolas: Do

Aragorn: You

Gimli: O.K. you can stop it now

Marth: Let's plat four square

Aragorn: Let's play cards

Legolas: Spit

Roy: Yeah!

(They play cards)

Marth: Is it possible to play cards for a month?

Gimli: No

Roy: Hey look it's the ocarina of time

Aragorn: What

Marth: It has power over time

Roy: And it's Link's

(Marth plays the song of time)

Aragorn: Now the potato's old enough

(They throw everything in a pot)

Legolas: Now we march around the pot and chant

Marth: What do we chant?

Legolas: It doesn't matter

(They march around the pot)

Gimli: I have cheese and an encyclopedia Britannica

Legolas: Spongebob squarepants

Marth: We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz

Roy: I like to play with flyswatters

Aragorn: Punch buggy blue, no punch back

(They stop)

Gimli: I don't think this is working

Marth: New chants!

(They march around the pot again)

Gimli: I have a pet cactus named St. George

Legolas: George Bush plays with trampolines

Aragorn: Je suis un petite yougurt

Marth (In a telemarketer voice): Every type of truck for every job!

Roy: I tot I taw a puddy tat!

(Boromir comes up)

Boromir: Uh.? Hi?

Aragorn: Yay!! We did it

Boromir: Did what?

Aragorn: Raised you from the dead!

Boromir: Oh.

Legolas: You need some sugar

Roy: Do you have any?

Boromir: No

Marth: How can he not have sugar?

Gimli: Before we got here we consumed all of the sugar in Gondor

Aragorn: And found out about the philosophies of John Locke

Legolas: "The people have an obligation to rebel if the ruler is a tyrant"

Gimli: Or sugar high

Boromir: I knew Minas Tirith should have stayed in the hands of the stewards!

Roy: But John Locke never say's any thing about being sugar high

Marth: Did they even have sugar in the 1600's?

Roy: Of course they did

Aragorn: Are you sure?

Roy: In 1215 the English barons signed a document with the king saying "No one is above the law of sugar"

Gimli: Yes, the famous "Magna Candy"

Marth: And then the "American Sugar Revolution"

Gimli: The king would not let the colonies have their fair share of sugar, and taxed them on what they did have

Marth: So they had the famous "Sugar Party"

Gimli: And generations of fish in Boston harbor were sugar high after that

Roy: And after that was the "Sugar War"

Gimli: When the United Sugar of America was fighting about slavery and unfair distribution of sugar

Marth: Sugar has greatly influenced our history!

(Boromir sneaks away)

Meanwhile.

Aragorn: So they didn't have the right to overthrow me!

Marth: Correct!

Legolas: So we can go back and overthrow the democracy of Gandalf!

Marth: Correct!

Gimli: And eat all of their sugar!

Marth: Correct!

Roy: And then give some to me!

Aragorn: Incorrect!

Roy: Humph

Legolas: Hey, what happened to Boromir

Aragorn: Let's go see

(They find Boromir in the woods with a plastic knife)

Boromir: I will now rest peacefully with out a bunch of sugar high maniacs. Goodbye world. Goodbye my pet gold fish. Goodbye lasagna. Goodbye rabid dolphins, monkeys and elephants. Goodbye all people named Joe, Steve and Oinkelsmut. Goodbye my imaginary friend Dihsdo. Goodbye all the presidents of the republic of Gaedje. Goodbye little voices in my head and the purple people eater. Goodbye my house, my car, my big screen color TV with a DVD player, lots of cool movies like Shrek, Tomb Raider, Rush Hour 2, Legally Blonde, Harry Potter, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Star Wars, and the complete Looney Toons, Etc. Goodbye GCN, X-box, PS2, N64, PSX, Dreamcast, SNES, Genesis, Saturn, NES, Atari and Pong. Goodbye Air hockey table, indoor swimming pool, surround sound stereo. Goodbye Faramir and Denethor. (Boromir kills himself with the plastic knife)

Roy: Who thinks we should rob Boromir's house?

Everyone else: Me!

Marth: Link is an expert thief

Aragorn: Wait didn't you send him to Europa?

Roy/Marth: Oh yeah.

Legolas: Then we better rescue him

Gimli: NASA, here we come Kraken: Next time! They go to Europa to get Link. Meet the alien creatures, and have a cooking match! Like in Iron Chef!

Mini Midget Riku: Review! Or the angry zucchini mobs will get you!