Kraken: Hello! I'm kinda bored and surgar high, so heres the next chapter!
Mini Midget Riku: No, it isn't, it's half a chapter
Kraken: Anyway, I don't own Super Smash Brothers, Lord of the Rings, Kingdon Hearts, Iron Chef, or any other licensed product that happens to pop up in this story. . . thing. . .
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(Everyone is camped out outside a large warehouse, where they are constructing a spaceship, when suddenly)
Roy: Ahhhhh! I'm being attacked by Evil Ghost Zombie Zampire Hessians!!
Aragorn: What!?
Mary: And wouldn't you mean vampeirs?
Gimli: Vampiers? Mary!? What happened to Marth?
Legolas: I think the autor is having typing problems
Aragorn: Autor?
Legolas: See what I mean? Let's try that again
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(Everyone is camped outside a large warehouse, where they are constructing a spaceship, when suddenly)
Roy: Ahhhhh! I'm being attacked by Evil Ghost Zombie Vampire Hessians!!!
Aragorn: What!?
Roy: Ehehehe. . .Just a nightmare!
Marth: Great. . .How can a German mercenary at the time of the Revolutionary war be a ghost, zombie and a vampire all at once?
Legolas: Yeah, 'cause ghosts are dead, zombies are undead, and vampires are immortal
Gimli: And elves are just dumb!
Legolas: Hey! Not nice! Very not nice!
Roy: Uh. . .My mind makes up strange things?
Marth: Like Evil Ghost Zombie Vampire Hessians?
(Suddenly, from out of the shadows, appear a group of dark figures)
All: Ahhhhhh! Evil Ghost Zombie Vampire Hessians!!
Gimli: Wait, it's merely annoyed residents of the surrounding area
Aragorn: Hummm. . .Must be annoyed about that large explosion that happened around three 0'clock am last night
Roy: They have pitchforks . . .And torches . . . And politicians, lawyer and patent officials! Run!!
(They run into the warehouse, and board the spaceship)
Marth: We have to lift off! We can't stay here!
(They lift off, crash through the roof, and are off! Headed in the direction of Europa!)
Roy:* Sigh of relief * We made it!
(Suddenly Gummi Ship music starts playing [A/n: I gotta stop playing Kingdom Hearts])
All: Ahhhhh! Gummi Ship music of annoyingness and death! Run!
(Unfortunately there is nowhere to run in the ship, so they all crash into each other and run around in circles like headless chickens. Then, to the relief of all the music stops, and is replaced with Linkin Park.)
Legolas: I just realized something
Gimli: What?
Legolas: The president of the United States in a politician, right?
Gimli: Yeah
Legolas: And we established that calendar is the president of the United States
Gimli: Yeah
Legolas: Which means that calendars are politicians, so time has no meaning and it's all a big scheme to get us in a pointless war!
All: Ahhhhhhhh!!! * Faint *
Mini Midget Riku: You're not ending this chapter already, are you?
Kraken: No. . .I'm just doing an intermission!
(Intermission music from It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World plays)
Mini Midget Riku: That was utterly pointless. . .
Link: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! * Lands * Ow. . .
Link: It's cold here
Link: Why am I talking to myself?
Link: I don't know
Link: Oh Well. . .There's no one else to talk to, I'm alone on some moon in the middle of space
Link: It could be worse you know
Link: How so?
Link: You could be on Io, the volcanic moon
Link: That'd be torture
Link: Or you could be facing Bowser, Gannodorf, D. K. Mewtwo and Mr. Game and Watch of the Annoying beeping all at once
Link: That'd also be torture
Link: How 'bout I go find some civilization
Link: That'd be nice
(Link walks for a little while. Suddenly, he finds civilization! It's the almost entire cast of Kingdom Hearts, some Pikmin, and some of the Looney Toons! The Kingdom Hearts peoples and the Looney Toons peoples are eating the Pikmin, roast.)
Link: Hiya! Can I eat some of your food?
Bugs Bunny: No!
Daffy Duck: Yes!
Porky Pig: As long as you don't eat me!
Elmer Fudd: Shut up, I'm hunting rabbits
Donald Duck: No!
Goofy: Yup!
Sora: No! My precious!
Riku: Eh. . .Whatever
Kairi: Sure
Ansem: Embrace the DARKNESS!!!!!
(Link scampers away like a little squirrel that just realized it's insignificance in the world)
Link: I'm all aloooonee! Thereeees nooo oooonee hhhheeeerrrreeee!!!!
Link: And I'm talking to myself again
Link: Great, I think I've gone mad
Link: HHEEELLLPP!!!
******************************* Meanwhile, in the Gummi ship. . .er Arwing. . .er whatever you want to call it
Roy: Hello
Gimli: We're alive!!!!
Aragorn: We are?
Marth: Apparently so
Legolas: I'M ALIVE!!
Marth: We already established that.
Legolas: Oh. . .
Gimli: I'm cold. . .
Roy (Singing): Can you feel the cold tonight? It sets in but it's alright. Darkness falls I'm letting go. All alone but I feel fine. . .
All: Shut up!!!
(All sit in silence)
(All continue to sit in silence)
(It is very silent)
(They all sit)
Legolas: In the town were I was born lived a man who sailed to sea. . .
Marth: Help! I'm drowning!!
Gimli: I'm the little mermaid!!
Aragorn: I'm a catfish!!!
Roy: I'm in to deep and I'm tryin' to keep up above in my head instead of goin' under. . .
Legolas: Shut up!!!!
Marth: I'm running in circles. . .
Gimli: I'm opening a door
Roy: I'm bowling for soup!!!
All: ????
Roy: *Snickers*
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) Link: I feel very cold tonight. Darkness is falling. I'm all alone. I don't care!!!!
(Suddenly, a massive Kitchen Stadium pops out of no where, and link is sucked into a game of Iron Chef, the game in which people see how many things they can make out of raw fish!)
Link: Suddenly I feel very scared. . .
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Kraken: Ahhhhh! Lews Therin is taking over my head!
Mini Midget Riku: TBC. . .
Lews Therin: I WILL KILL ALLL!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
And so, the author got to lazy to type anymore, so the story ended. Stay tune for part 2, or "part II" in which they name the ship, and Link eats raw fish.
Mini Midget Riku: No, it isn't, it's half a chapter
Kraken: Anyway, I don't own Super Smash Brothers, Lord of the Rings, Kingdon Hearts, Iron Chef, or any other licensed product that happens to pop up in this story. . . thing. . .
$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$
(Everyone is camped out outside a large warehouse, where they are constructing a spaceship, when suddenly)
Roy: Ahhhhh! I'm being attacked by Evil Ghost Zombie Zampire Hessians!!
Aragorn: What!?
Mary: And wouldn't you mean vampeirs?
Gimli: Vampiers? Mary!? What happened to Marth?
Legolas: I think the autor is having typing problems
Aragorn: Autor?
Legolas: See what I mean? Let's try that again
$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$
(Everyone is camped outside a large warehouse, where they are constructing a spaceship, when suddenly)
Roy: Ahhhhh! I'm being attacked by Evil Ghost Zombie Vampire Hessians!!!
Aragorn: What!?
Roy: Ehehehe. . .Just a nightmare!
Marth: Great. . .How can a German mercenary at the time of the Revolutionary war be a ghost, zombie and a vampire all at once?
Legolas: Yeah, 'cause ghosts are dead, zombies are undead, and vampires are immortal
Gimli: And elves are just dumb!
Legolas: Hey! Not nice! Very not nice!
Roy: Uh. . .My mind makes up strange things?
Marth: Like Evil Ghost Zombie Vampire Hessians?
(Suddenly, from out of the shadows, appear a group of dark figures)
All: Ahhhhhh! Evil Ghost Zombie Vampire Hessians!!
Gimli: Wait, it's merely annoyed residents of the surrounding area
Aragorn: Hummm. . .Must be annoyed about that large explosion that happened around three 0'clock am last night
Roy: They have pitchforks . . .And torches . . . And politicians, lawyer and patent officials! Run!!
(They run into the warehouse, and board the spaceship)
Marth: We have to lift off! We can't stay here!
(They lift off, crash through the roof, and are off! Headed in the direction of Europa!)
Roy:* Sigh of relief * We made it!
(Suddenly Gummi Ship music starts playing [A/n: I gotta stop playing Kingdom Hearts])
All: Ahhhhh! Gummi Ship music of annoyingness and death! Run!
(Unfortunately there is nowhere to run in the ship, so they all crash into each other and run around in circles like headless chickens. Then, to the relief of all the music stops, and is replaced with Linkin Park.)
Legolas: I just realized something
Gimli: What?
Legolas: The president of the United States in a politician, right?
Gimli: Yeah
Legolas: And we established that calendar is the president of the United States
Gimli: Yeah
Legolas: Which means that calendars are politicians, so time has no meaning and it's all a big scheme to get us in a pointless war!
All: Ahhhhhhhh!!! * Faint *
Mini Midget Riku: You're not ending this chapter already, are you?
Kraken: No. . .I'm just doing an intermission!
(Intermission music from It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World plays)
Mini Midget Riku: That was utterly pointless. . .
Link: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! * Lands * Ow. . .
Link: It's cold here
Link: Why am I talking to myself?
Link: I don't know
Link: Oh Well. . .There's no one else to talk to, I'm alone on some moon in the middle of space
Link: It could be worse you know
Link: How so?
Link: You could be on Io, the volcanic moon
Link: That'd be torture
Link: Or you could be facing Bowser, Gannodorf, D. K. Mewtwo and Mr. Game and Watch of the Annoying beeping all at once
Link: That'd also be torture
Link: How 'bout I go find some civilization
Link: That'd be nice
(Link walks for a little while. Suddenly, he finds civilization! It's the almost entire cast of Kingdom Hearts, some Pikmin, and some of the Looney Toons! The Kingdom Hearts peoples and the Looney Toons peoples are eating the Pikmin, roast.)
Link: Hiya! Can I eat some of your food?
Bugs Bunny: No!
Daffy Duck: Yes!
Porky Pig: As long as you don't eat me!
Elmer Fudd: Shut up, I'm hunting rabbits
Donald Duck: No!
Goofy: Yup!
Sora: No! My precious!
Riku: Eh. . .Whatever
Kairi: Sure
Ansem: Embrace the DARKNESS!!!!!
(Link scampers away like a little squirrel that just realized it's insignificance in the world)
Link: I'm all aloooonee! Thereeees nooo oooonee hhhheeeerrrreeee!!!!
Link: And I'm talking to myself again
Link: Great, I think I've gone mad
Link: HHEEELLLPP!!!
******************************* Meanwhile, in the Gummi ship. . .er Arwing. . .er whatever you want to call it
Roy: Hello
Gimli: We're alive!!!!
Aragorn: We are?
Marth: Apparently so
Legolas: I'M ALIVE!!
Marth: We already established that.
Legolas: Oh. . .
Gimli: I'm cold. . .
Roy (Singing): Can you feel the cold tonight? It sets in but it's alright. Darkness falls I'm letting go. All alone but I feel fine. . .
All: Shut up!!!
(All sit in silence)
(All continue to sit in silence)
(It is very silent)
(They all sit)
Legolas: In the town were I was born lived a man who sailed to sea. . .
Marth: Help! I'm drowning!!
Gimli: I'm the little mermaid!!
Aragorn: I'm a catfish!!!
Roy: I'm in to deep and I'm tryin' to keep up above in my head instead of goin' under. . .
Legolas: Shut up!!!!
Marth: I'm running in circles. . .
Gimli: I'm opening a door
Roy: I'm bowling for soup!!!
All: ????
Roy: *Snickers*
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) Link: I feel very cold tonight. Darkness is falling. I'm all alone. I don't care!!!!
(Suddenly, a massive Kitchen Stadium pops out of no where, and link is sucked into a game of Iron Chef, the game in which people see how many things they can make out of raw fish!)
Link: Suddenly I feel very scared. . .
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Kraken: Ahhhhh! Lews Therin is taking over my head!
Mini Midget Riku: TBC. . .
Lews Therin: I WILL KILL ALLL!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
And so, the author got to lazy to type anymore, so the story ended. Stay tune for part 2, or "part II" in which they name the ship, and Link eats raw fish.
