Chapter 4
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Slash, Snogging, and Stupidity

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"How do we get to Valentines world?" Brandy asked, while licking her spoon.
"Lock says to go through the heart shaped door!" Katie explained to Brandy.
"But, where's the heart shaped door?" Brandy asked stupidly.
"I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb." Shea sighed, flopping on her couch, and

looking at the metal 'swords'.
"Shea! Get up! This is not the time for sword fights! Let's go! Brandy, hold

on to Shea's hand, and don't get confused." Brandy looked off into the

distance.
"No Brandy. This is NOT a slash moment!" Shea hit Brandy over the head.
Katie grabbed Shea and Brandy by the ears, and pulled them, rather painfully

out the door.
"But I have to finish licking the peanut butter off the spoon!" Brandy

cried, grabbing her jar of peanut butter and spoon.
"There is no spoon!" Katie cried exasperatly, chucking Brandy's spoon into

the woods.
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LATER:
"Ooh! Ooh! Were here! Were here!" Brandy cried, jumping up and down, taking

Shea's hand with her, "Where's here?"
"What do you think! And give my hand a break! It's asleep!" Shea grabbed her

hand from the grasp of Brandy.
"But I don't think!"
"SHUT UP!" Katie turned around and slapped both of them.
"Ooh! I know which door it is!" Brandy cried, running over to the Turkey

tree
"No! It's this one!" Katie ran over to the heart shaped door.
"No! No! But Valentines is the love holiday, and I love turkeys! Mmmm...

Turkeys..." Brandy pantomimed eating turkey.
Shea and Katie grabbed Brandy, and threw her into the Valentine's hole, Shea

and Katie jumped in after her.
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LATERER:
Our hero's had been walking aimelessly for 3 1/2 hours. Brandy was the one

leading them around.
"Ok. Brandy! Your time's up for leading! My turn now!" Shea pushed Brandy

into the snow, and leaped ahead of the 'line'.
"No! We're not going to wander around aimlessly anymore! Time to make a

plan! Brandy, your the destraction!" Katie said, grabbing Shea by her colar

and shoving her into the snow next to Brandy.
"OK!" Brandy said, getting up, and stepping on Shea's face.
"OW! Die you incompetent fool!" Shea cried, leaping up, and tackling Brandy.
"ENOUGH! Now, Shea and I will..." Katie continued in inaudible whispers.
"I can't hear you!" Shea said, tapping Katie on the shoulder.
"lean closer than!"
"Ohhhh slashy!" Brandy said, popping up between the two.
"No! Bad Brandy! Sit! Stay!" Katie ordered Brandy. Brandy slunk off into the

corner. Shea leaned her ear closer to Katie's head.
"THERE IS NO PLAN! WE JUST JUMP ON HIM WITH A BAG! AND TAKE HIM BACK TO

JACK!!" Katie yelled. Shea stumbled backwards, and fell on Brandy.
"ooh! Slashy!" Brandy said, from under Shea. Shea then elbowed her in the

rib cage.
"But... Jack's dead! It's that Lock character! He seams pretty shady to

me... And kinda hot... Hey... were in Valentines land, and they have those

cupid's arrows...." Katie then slapped Shea.
Brandy looked up. "Bullet, I don't think were in Kansas anymore!" Brandy

looked around, and petting her blue hedgehog.
"Brandy... Where'd you get the hedgehog?" Shea asked, turning to Brandy.
"Found him." Brandy replied. However, Katie interupted their discussion on

headghogs.
"WE WERE NEVER IN KANSAS" Katie shoved Brandy back into the snow bank.
"Ooh! Cupid's over there!" Shea jumped up, and pointed to the little boy in

diapers, "Brandy! Fetch!" Shea threw a stick over to Cupid. Brandy leaped

up, and ran over towards the stick. Cupid got there faster. He quickly shot

an arrow, and it hit Brandy, right in her heart. She fell over, and woke up.

The first thing she saw just happened to be Bullet, the hedgehog.
"Oh Bullet! Your so hot! Come on! Let's go back to my place!" Brandy gushed,

while Cupid looked confused, as Shea and Katie ran up to him, and threw a

bag over his head.
"Um... Katie... Brandy is now in love with an hedgehog... And the last time

I checked, Cupid used MATCHING arrows... That, is NOT a matching arrow!"
"I know. It's a first thing you see arrow, like the one in the play...

What's it called... Midsummer Night's Dream! Except the flower is IN the

arrow! And also... BRANDY! STOP MAKING OUT WITH THE HEDGEHOG! ANIMAL ABUSE!"

Katie shouted, hitting Brandy, and seazing the hedgehog.
"Where was I? Oh yeah! And also... the only way to reverse it is to kiss

someone else." Katie looked at Shea.
"NO!! STAY AWAY!!!" Shea backed into a corner and curled up like a hedgehog.
"Shea. Go. Now." Katie grabbed Shea's stuffed zebra.
"ZeeZee! NOOOOOOO! ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I LOVE YOU!" Shea

scrambled after her stuffed animal.
"You can get it back after you kiss Brandy." Katie shoved Shea over to

Brandy, and after a long time of Shea standing there watching Brandy and

Bullet under the blankets. Suddenly, Shea lept out and grabbed Cupid,

throwing him at Brandy, who he kisssed on the lips. Brandy looked happy.

Cupid quickly pulled away.

Katie shoved him back into the bag, but she turned around when she heard

someone else go through the door.
"Oh! Hi Lock!" Katie ran up to him.

What are you doing here Lock?!?" Shea went into the corner and pouted,

dragging her zebra behind her.
"Well, you have been gone for a whole day now." Lock explained.
"Oh...that was Brandy's fault. First she got us lost, then she fell in love

with a hedgehog... you don't want to know the details..." Katie explained.

"Ooh! Slashy!" Brandy sighed.
"Move you idiot." Shea walked towards Katie, shoving Brandy into the

snowbank. "Katie, Lets go. Get this idiot while you are at it..."
"Yeah, whatever...hehhehehehehe" Katie shoved Shea into the snowbank next to

Brandy.

Katie fell down the hill and started singing "What's This"
"Ooh! Slashy!" Brandy fell down the hill. Katie moved and hid in a corner.

They took turns sledding down the hill until Lock made them come up and go

back to Halloween town.
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LATERERER:
Sitting by the fire with mugs of hot chocolate in the common room, Harry

sighed. Hermionie was so hot, but he, Harry, loved Draco. (A/N: Sorry... had

a slashy harry potter moment there...back to the story!!!)
Sitting by the fire with mugs of hot chocolate, the three girls were happy.

Brandy was gazing at Bullet, Shea was getting high off marshmallows, and

Katie was kissing her cute boyfriend, Elijah Wood. (A/N: I Wish.... *goes

googly eyed.*) Shea danced around and started kissing Lock. Lock slapped her

and everyone was happy. Except for one little detail...Lock still loved

Shock.
THE END OF CHAPTER 4!!!!
Disclaimer: Shea owns herself and the harry potter moment. Brandy owns

herself, her spoon, her stupidity, all of the slash comments, Bullet the

hedgehog, and Larry the pink flamingo. I own myself (Katie), the fic, the

random kissing of hot actors, and other randomness. Tim Burton owns NBC.
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