PAPER AL THE REAL FINAL EPISODE
Al is on the couch watching TV.
Al-[sings] psycho dad... psycho dad..... o thank god they brought back psycho dad. Today Al Bundy is a new man.
Peg- wat al did u find a way to soil yourself and not have to get up.
Al- cmon peg not when psycho dads on. And no. the Chicago post just called and your talking to the new local paper boy.
Peg- wow al im proud of u.
Al- yeah im making 5times as much as I made as a shoesalesmen PER WEEK.
Peg- wow now u make 5 cents a week.
Al- enough peg commercial over. Psycho dad... psycho dad.
Bud and Kelly come home
Bud- dad u look happier then usual. I can see more hair on your head.
Kelly- daddy finally took Viagra.
Bud- no kell its called rogain.
Kel- o yeah. [walks into wall and falls down unconscious.]
Al- kids u wont believe this. I just got a job so much better then being a shoesalesmen.
Bud- wat dad, picking up trash for the old folks home.
Al- no u idiot. Im gunna be a paperboy for the Chicago post.
Bud and kel- we love u dad.
Al- im still not putin u in the will.
Bud- u greedy old smelly bastard. Hey Psycho dads back
Al- yeah isn't it great
Al and bud-[singing] psycho dad....psycho dad.
Al is on the couch watching TV.
Al-[sings] psycho dad... psycho dad..... o thank god they brought back psycho dad. Today Al Bundy is a new man.
Peg- wat al did u find a way to soil yourself and not have to get up.
Al- cmon peg not when psycho dads on. And no. the Chicago post just called and your talking to the new local paper boy.
Peg- wow al im proud of u.
Al- yeah im making 5times as much as I made as a shoesalesmen PER WEEK.
Peg- wow now u make 5 cents a week.
Al- enough peg commercial over. Psycho dad... psycho dad.
Bud and Kelly come home
Bud- dad u look happier then usual. I can see more hair on your head.
Kelly- daddy finally took Viagra.
Bud- no kell its called rogain.
Kel- o yeah. [walks into wall and falls down unconscious.]
Al- kids u wont believe this. I just got a job so much better then being a shoesalesmen.
Bud- wat dad, picking up trash for the old folks home.
Al- no u idiot. Im gunna be a paperboy for the Chicago post.
Bud and kel- we love u dad.
Al- im still not putin u in the will.
Bud- u greedy old smelly bastard. Hey Psycho dads back
Al- yeah isn't it great
Al and bud-[singing] psycho dad....psycho dad.
