PAPER AL THE REAL FINAL EPISODE

Al is on the couch watching TV.

Al-[sings] psycho dad... psycho dad..... o thank god they brought back psycho dad. Today Al Bundy is a new man.

Peg- wat al did u find a way to soil yourself and not have to get up.

Al- cmon peg not when psycho dads on. And no. the Chicago post just called and your talking to the new local paper boy.

Peg- wow al im proud of u.

Al- yeah im making 5times as much as I made as a shoesalesmen PER WEEK.

Peg- wow now u make 5 cents a week.

Al- enough peg commercial over. Psycho dad... psycho dad.

Bud and Kelly come home

Bud- dad u look happier then usual. I can see more hair on your head.

Kelly- daddy finally took Viagra.

Bud- no kell its called rogain.

Kel- o yeah. [walks into wall and falls down unconscious.]

Al- kids u wont believe this. I just got a job so much better then being a shoesalesmen.

Bud- wat dad, picking up trash for the old folks home.

Al- no u idiot. Im gunna be a paperboy for the Chicago post.

Bud and kel- we love u dad.

Al- im still not putin u in the will.

Bud- u greedy old smelly bastard. Hey Psycho dads back

Al- yeah isn't it great

Al and bud-[singing] psycho dad....psycho dad.