Where Art Thou, Rivendell
By: Cat (with inspiration from Wanda)
Rating: G
Feedback: If you feel so inclined as to encourage my insanity, who am I to stop you? *smirk*
Spoilers: Umm... no. *gives you weird look*
Archive: ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Meh... if you really want it for some whacked out reason, just ask first.
Summary: Do you SEE what happens when insane plot bunnies attack an even MORE insane author?! *shakes head* This is the result... it's not pretty.
Disclaimer: Hold on, lemme check. *looks about* Nope, not mine. All I own is my demented brain and overactive imagination....
Author's Notes: Meh... while trying to work on The Need of Many (actually a section written of TNOM was the spark that inspired this) and failing miserably, Aphy showed his face. Only he didn't show to help with TNOM, no... He just showed up for THIS thing and then took off again. Good for nothing muse... Anyway, I would like to dedicate this to Wanda for constantly putting up with (and feeding into) my insanity. And yes. I AM aware that it doesn't really rhyme. Or have a rhyme scheme of any kind. Or make any sense. It is a joke (meant mostly for Wanda's enjoyment) that I wrote in about 10 seconds. Gimme a break, people...
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Oh Rivendell, Oh Rivendell
Where art thou, Rivendell?
We have searched high, we have searched low
We've searched though heaven and through hell
And still we have not found you yet
We have begun to fear
That Sauron... or maybe Gandalf
Has made you disappear
Oh Rivendell, Oh Rivendell
Sweet haven we adore
We don't want to go to Lorien
Celeborn is such a bore Nor do we want to go to Mirkwood
No elf prince shall we find there
Cassia and Sio still have him captive
And they will not tell us where
Oh Rivendell, Oh Rivendell
Come back to us, we beg you
The fact that you've gone MIA
Has made as all quite sad and blue
We're praying for your swift return
We all find it very troubling
That since your disappearance
Cat's insanity has only been redoubling!
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Yeah... I know. *looks around for an excuse for this stupid thing* It's all Wanda's fault. She went to lunch nearly four hours ago and left me to my own devices... Don't you know how dangerous that is?!
By: Cat (with inspiration from Wanda)
Rating: G
Feedback: If you feel so inclined as to encourage my insanity, who am I to stop you? *smirk*
Spoilers: Umm... no. *gives you weird look*
Archive: ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Meh... if you really want it for some whacked out reason, just ask first.
Summary: Do you SEE what happens when insane plot bunnies attack an even MORE insane author?! *shakes head* This is the result... it's not pretty.
Disclaimer: Hold on, lemme check. *looks about* Nope, not mine. All I own is my demented brain and overactive imagination....
Author's Notes: Meh... while trying to work on The Need of Many (actually a section written of TNOM was the spark that inspired this) and failing miserably, Aphy showed his face. Only he didn't show to help with TNOM, no... He just showed up for THIS thing and then took off again. Good for nothing muse... Anyway, I would like to dedicate this to Wanda for constantly putting up with (and feeding into) my insanity. And yes. I AM aware that it doesn't really rhyme. Or have a rhyme scheme of any kind. Or make any sense. It is a joke (meant mostly for Wanda's enjoyment) that I wrote in about 10 seconds. Gimme a break, people...
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Oh Rivendell, Oh Rivendell
Where art thou, Rivendell?
We have searched high, we have searched low
We've searched though heaven and through hell
And still we have not found you yet
We have begun to fear
That Sauron... or maybe Gandalf
Has made you disappear
Oh Rivendell, Oh Rivendell
Sweet haven we adore
We don't want to go to Lorien
Celeborn is such a bore Nor do we want to go to Mirkwood
No elf prince shall we find there
Cassia and Sio still have him captive
And they will not tell us where
Oh Rivendell, Oh Rivendell
Come back to us, we beg you
The fact that you've gone MIA
Has made as all quite sad and blue
We're praying for your swift return
We all find it very troubling
That since your disappearance
Cat's insanity has only been redoubling!
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Yeah... I know. *looks around for an excuse for this stupid thing* It's all Wanda's fault. She went to lunch nearly four hours ago and left me to my own devices... Don't you know how dangerous that is?!
