Hey all! I am SO VERY SORRY that this chapter took so damn long, but even
after I had written it my disk did a suicide and I had to write it all
again!
Thanks to the following people for your reviews: silverwolv20, holly88, lilyengraved, Dynast's Girl, fetch, SugarQuill, HarvestingEvil, the infamous drunk, Helen, Deity, Sweetpea, Kiki, (the first anonymous reviewer), Sally MacDarwin, arwenstar, (the other anonymous reviewer), Artistique Conglation, Chocolate Muse, loulou and procyon.
Here we go!
ALBUS: Yes, we're back, and we're about to see is Severus Snape washes his hair. Everyone watched him in expectant silence.
SEVERUS: I, er, well, you see, I....
LUCIUS: Spit it out, Sev!
DANIEL: Yeah, we all want to know!
PETER: But you three share the same dorm room as him. Wouldn't you know?
DAMIEN: (Shakes head) Nah, we're as clueless as you when it comes to Sev's hair.
SEVERUS: Hey! I just realized something! I can say dare, can't I?!?!
JAMES: Bugger, I was hoping that you wouldn't pick up on that. Yes, you can.
SEVERUS: In that case, Black, dare away.
SIRIUS: I dare you to...(looks around for inspiration and sees Lucius kissing Narcissa) Kiss James!!!
JAMES: WHAT????? Sirius, are you insane??? Don't I have to agree to that???
LILY: (Laughs) Aw, poor James. Sorry, if Snape is going through with it, you have to let him.
JAMES: I hate you Sirius.
SIRIUS: I know.
JAMES: Good.
SEVERUS: I have to kiss Potter???
SIRIUS: Either that or tell us all your dirty hair secrets.
SEVERUS: Fine! (Goes over and kisses James) Happy, Black?
SIRIUS: (Pouts) No...
JAMES: (Is vomiting in the bin in the corner) Me either. (continues to vomit)
SEVERUS: (Spits in other bin repetitively) Man am I glad there are too bins in this classroom. (Glances over at James vomiting, and throws up himself)
LILY: (Makes a face) Me too.
ALBUS: Both James and Severus eventually stopped emptying their stomachs into the bins and returned to the game.
SEVERUS: I get to ask someone now, don't I?
NARCISSA: Yes.
SEVERUS: In that case, Remus?
REMUS: (snore)
SEVERUS: Remus J Lupin! Wake up!!!
REMUS: What? I wasn't asleep!
PETER: Yes you were, Remus.
REMUS: Oh. Oops. What did I miss?
SEVERUS: I'm going to ask you a question that I'm sure you've all wanted to know the answer to at one time.
REMUS: (Nervously) This isn't about the Potion's Lab exploding, is it?
SEVERUS: No, we all know you did that.
REMUS: But -
SEVERUS: Shut up and let me ask the damn question!!!
REMUS: Eeep! Yes boss!
SEVERUS: What the heck does the 'J' stand for?
REMUS: (Even more nervous) What 'J'?
SEVERUS: Remus, what is your middle name?
REMUS: Dare!
SEVERUS: I doubt that's it!
SIRIUS: You idiot Snape! He wants you to dare him instead of answering!
PETER: And you did it, so don't complain!
SEVERUS: I want complaining! I didn't say a word!
REMUS: So then, Severus, a dare?
SEVERUS: I was getting to that. I dare you to eat a rat's eyeball.
PETER: Ew!
REMUS: I have to be able to do it now you idiot!
LILY: And there aren't any rats in here!
MARAUDERS: (Snigger)
LILY: What? What did I say??
PETER: Nothing.
SIRIUS: Nothing at all.
JAMES: Seriously!
SIRIUS: But I'm Sirius!
REMUS: (Holds hand out to Peter, who groans and hands over five Galleons) Thank you.
PETER: Rule number one of the 'Being Friends With Remus J Lupin handbook, never bet against him! (Rolls eyes at his own stupidity)
REMUS: Sev, get on with a dare!
SEVERUS: Fine then! Kiss the bottom of Damien's shoes, remembering that he just had Care of Magical Creatures, and that Professor Kettleburn had Hippogriffs....
DAMIEN: Yeah, Remy, Hippogriff dung! Yummy!
REMUS: Oh all right, I'll tell you my middle name.
LILY & NARCISSA: Yay!
SIRIUS: I must admit, I have been curious about that myself on occasion.
REMUS: It's Jeremiah.
ALBUS: There is silence in the Transfiguration classroom as they all digest this piece of information.
JAMES: Oh.
LUCIUS: I see.
PETER: Cool!
ALBUS: Everyone stares at Peter, who blushes in embarrassment.
PETER: Well, mine's John. It's a little boring, don't you think?
REMUS: if you say so Pete. Now, James, how long have you been dating Lily?
JAMES: But I'm not!
REMUS: Uh huh, I'll believe THAT the day of my wedding to Narcissa.
LUCIUS: Remus! I'm going to marry Narcissa!
NARCISSA: Yeah!
REMUS: I was being sarcastic. You know, I'll never believe that James and Lily aren't dating because I'll never marry Narcissa. Get it?
LUCIUS: I think so, yeah.
DAMIEN: Oh, go be evil somewhere else, Lucius.
JAMES: Lily and me aren't dating!
SIRIUS: Lily and I.
PETER: You're dating Lily???
SIRIUS: No Wormtail, I'm not. I was correcting James's grammar.
DANIEL: But his Grandma's not here.
REMUS: (Bashes head against a desk) Grrrr!!! I give up! James, tell me how long you and Lily have been dating or I'll tear your throat out with that spell Pete told me about last night!
JAMES: Eeep! Okay, we've been going out for three months.
LILY: And one week.
JAMES: I was close.
LILY: Very.
REMUS: (Calms down) Thank you.
LUCIUS: Okay Potter, ask your question!
JAMES: Okay, er, Sirius. Who are you taking to the Christmas dance?
SIRIUS: Ah, I can't tell you that!
JAMES: (Evil grin) That's what I thought you'd say. This way I can dare you!
SIRIUS: I have a bad feeling about this.
REMUS: So would I in your position.
ALBUS: James continued to grin evilly at Sirius, while the others looked on eagerly.
REMUS: And unfortunately, that's all we've got time for, people! Come back soon and read the next chapter!
JAMES: You know, once it's been written.
SW: Aren't you two just so helpful.
JAMES & REMUS: Sure are!
SIRIUS: Don't worry SW, I'll do it!
SW: Gee, thanks.
SIRIUS: REVIEW!!!!!! You'll get chocolate!
REMUS: And you'll get to find out what James is going to do to poor Padfoot!
PETER: And if we're lucky, we'll also discover the truth about Snape's hair!
Thanks to the following people for your reviews: silverwolv20, holly88, lilyengraved, Dynast's Girl, fetch, SugarQuill, HarvestingEvil, the infamous drunk, Helen, Deity, Sweetpea, Kiki, (the first anonymous reviewer), Sally MacDarwin, arwenstar, (the other anonymous reviewer), Artistique Conglation, Chocolate Muse, loulou and procyon.
Here we go!
ALBUS: Yes, we're back, and we're about to see is Severus Snape washes his hair. Everyone watched him in expectant silence.
SEVERUS: I, er, well, you see, I....
LUCIUS: Spit it out, Sev!
DANIEL: Yeah, we all want to know!
PETER: But you three share the same dorm room as him. Wouldn't you know?
DAMIEN: (Shakes head) Nah, we're as clueless as you when it comes to Sev's hair.
SEVERUS: Hey! I just realized something! I can say dare, can't I?!?!
JAMES: Bugger, I was hoping that you wouldn't pick up on that. Yes, you can.
SEVERUS: In that case, Black, dare away.
SIRIUS: I dare you to...(looks around for inspiration and sees Lucius kissing Narcissa) Kiss James!!!
JAMES: WHAT????? Sirius, are you insane??? Don't I have to agree to that???
LILY: (Laughs) Aw, poor James. Sorry, if Snape is going through with it, you have to let him.
JAMES: I hate you Sirius.
SIRIUS: I know.
JAMES: Good.
SEVERUS: I have to kiss Potter???
SIRIUS: Either that or tell us all your dirty hair secrets.
SEVERUS: Fine! (Goes over and kisses James) Happy, Black?
SIRIUS: (Pouts) No...
JAMES: (Is vomiting in the bin in the corner) Me either. (continues to vomit)
SEVERUS: (Spits in other bin repetitively) Man am I glad there are too bins in this classroom. (Glances over at James vomiting, and throws up himself)
LILY: (Makes a face) Me too.
ALBUS: Both James and Severus eventually stopped emptying their stomachs into the bins and returned to the game.
SEVERUS: I get to ask someone now, don't I?
NARCISSA: Yes.
SEVERUS: In that case, Remus?
REMUS: (snore)
SEVERUS: Remus J Lupin! Wake up!!!
REMUS: What? I wasn't asleep!
PETER: Yes you were, Remus.
REMUS: Oh. Oops. What did I miss?
SEVERUS: I'm going to ask you a question that I'm sure you've all wanted to know the answer to at one time.
REMUS: (Nervously) This isn't about the Potion's Lab exploding, is it?
SEVERUS: No, we all know you did that.
REMUS: But -
SEVERUS: Shut up and let me ask the damn question!!!
REMUS: Eeep! Yes boss!
SEVERUS: What the heck does the 'J' stand for?
REMUS: (Even more nervous) What 'J'?
SEVERUS: Remus, what is your middle name?
REMUS: Dare!
SEVERUS: I doubt that's it!
SIRIUS: You idiot Snape! He wants you to dare him instead of answering!
PETER: And you did it, so don't complain!
SEVERUS: I want complaining! I didn't say a word!
REMUS: So then, Severus, a dare?
SEVERUS: I was getting to that. I dare you to eat a rat's eyeball.
PETER: Ew!
REMUS: I have to be able to do it now you idiot!
LILY: And there aren't any rats in here!
MARAUDERS: (Snigger)
LILY: What? What did I say??
PETER: Nothing.
SIRIUS: Nothing at all.
JAMES: Seriously!
SIRIUS: But I'm Sirius!
REMUS: (Holds hand out to Peter, who groans and hands over five Galleons) Thank you.
PETER: Rule number one of the 'Being Friends With Remus J Lupin handbook, never bet against him! (Rolls eyes at his own stupidity)
REMUS: Sev, get on with a dare!
SEVERUS: Fine then! Kiss the bottom of Damien's shoes, remembering that he just had Care of Magical Creatures, and that Professor Kettleburn had Hippogriffs....
DAMIEN: Yeah, Remy, Hippogriff dung! Yummy!
REMUS: Oh all right, I'll tell you my middle name.
LILY & NARCISSA: Yay!
SIRIUS: I must admit, I have been curious about that myself on occasion.
REMUS: It's Jeremiah.
ALBUS: There is silence in the Transfiguration classroom as they all digest this piece of information.
JAMES: Oh.
LUCIUS: I see.
PETER: Cool!
ALBUS: Everyone stares at Peter, who blushes in embarrassment.
PETER: Well, mine's John. It's a little boring, don't you think?
REMUS: if you say so Pete. Now, James, how long have you been dating Lily?
JAMES: But I'm not!
REMUS: Uh huh, I'll believe THAT the day of my wedding to Narcissa.
LUCIUS: Remus! I'm going to marry Narcissa!
NARCISSA: Yeah!
REMUS: I was being sarcastic. You know, I'll never believe that James and Lily aren't dating because I'll never marry Narcissa. Get it?
LUCIUS: I think so, yeah.
DAMIEN: Oh, go be evil somewhere else, Lucius.
JAMES: Lily and me aren't dating!
SIRIUS: Lily and I.
PETER: You're dating Lily???
SIRIUS: No Wormtail, I'm not. I was correcting James's grammar.
DANIEL: But his Grandma's not here.
REMUS: (Bashes head against a desk) Grrrr!!! I give up! James, tell me how long you and Lily have been dating or I'll tear your throat out with that spell Pete told me about last night!
JAMES: Eeep! Okay, we've been going out for three months.
LILY: And one week.
JAMES: I was close.
LILY: Very.
REMUS: (Calms down) Thank you.
LUCIUS: Okay Potter, ask your question!
JAMES: Okay, er, Sirius. Who are you taking to the Christmas dance?
SIRIUS: Ah, I can't tell you that!
JAMES: (Evil grin) That's what I thought you'd say. This way I can dare you!
SIRIUS: I have a bad feeling about this.
REMUS: So would I in your position.
ALBUS: James continued to grin evilly at Sirius, while the others looked on eagerly.
REMUS: And unfortunately, that's all we've got time for, people! Come back soon and read the next chapter!
JAMES: You know, once it's been written.
SW: Aren't you two just so helpful.
JAMES & REMUS: Sure are!
SIRIUS: Don't worry SW, I'll do it!
SW: Gee, thanks.
SIRIUS: REVIEW!!!!!! You'll get chocolate!
REMUS: And you'll get to find out what James is going to do to poor Padfoot!
PETER: And if we're lucky, we'll also discover the truth about Snape's hair!
