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Truth or Dare Marauder Style

By Silver Wolf





ALBUS: James continued to grin evilly at Sirius for about five minutes, until Remus got a little impatient with him.

REMUS: For Merlin's sake, James, just dare him so that we can get on with the game! At the rate you're going the teacher's meeting will be over before we find out what you're planning to do to Sirius!!!

LILY: (soothingly) Calm down, Remus, just take it easy.

SIRIUS: (To James) Moony's got a point, and you might want to hurry up before he has a mental breakdown or something.

JAMES: Yeah, whatever. Sirius Orion Black, I dare you to kiss Snape.

SEVERUS: Aw man, you must be kidding me! I haven't even got over kissing Potter, and now I have to have Black kiss me? (Turns to Lily) C'mon Evans, you can't tell me this is the way the game is supposed to be played!

LILY: Sorry Snape, that's the game!

SIRIUS: (is staring at James in silent horror)

REMUS: (Sniggers) Prongs, you've sent Padfoot into shock!

JAMES: Oops, sorry! (Doesn't look the tiniest bit apologetic)

LUCIUS: What are we supposed to do if Black can't perform his dare?

NARCISSA: Just wait it out I guess, right Lily?

LILY: That's about it. Maybe you could try to snap him out of it.

DANIEL: (Whispers in Damien's ear, then speaks for all to hear) What do you say?

DAMIEN: (Grins evilly) Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

ALBUS: The two boys raised their wands and send several litres of water down onto Sirius's head.

SIRIUS: (Sputters and shakes water out of his hair) What did you morons do that for??? (Remembers James's dare) JAMES!!!!!!!!!

JAMES: (Smiles innocently) Yes Sirius?

SIRIUS: You're dead!!!

LILY: Sirius! No murders in the Transfiguration classroom!!! And you HAVE to perform the dare!

SIRIUS: But...but...Lily, you cant make me do this!

LILY: You made James do it!

SIRIUS: Oh fine!

ALBUS: Sirius stood up, gave Severus the shortest kiss in the history of Hogwarts, and wandered over to the bin in shock. He then began to throw up.

SEVERUS: (Walks over to the other bin) If anyone else gives a dare that would involve me kissing a Marauder, then I think I'll hex them. (Vomits in bin)

SIRIUS: (From near the bin) Okay, Lucius. Are you a Death Eater? (Goes back to his vomiting)

LUCIUS: (Rolls eyes) No! Anyway, you have to be over eighteen to join fully! That's when you get the pink bunny slippers!

DANIEL: Yeah! My big brother is a Death Eater, and he wears the pink bunny slippers all the time! AND he gets to read You-Know-Who his bedtime story!

PETER: Sounds prestigious.

LUCIUS: Pettigrew, do you even know what that word means?

PETER: (Smirks) Yes I do actually, and you just wasted your question!

LUCIUS: Bugger! I wanted to ask you if you were a Squib!

PETER: (Sighs) Funny. Narcissa, what is it that you see in Lucius? He's evil!

NARCISSA: Evil, but sweet! He brought me a green koala back from Australia when he visited there last year! And it wasn't even a special occasion like my birthday!

PETER: Er, right.

NARCISSA: Damien, who are you interested in?

DAMIEN: Narcissa darling, even though you are my future sister-in-law, I'm still not going to answer that question!

NARCISSA: Fine then, kiss Pettigrew!

DAMIEN: Oh EW!

PETER: How do you think I feel???

ALBUS: Damien went over, kissed Peter, the shoved Severus away from the bin and threw up. Peter did the same thing to get to Sirius's bin. Sirius and Severus walked over to rejoin the game.

SEVERUS: Great! Now we have to wait for Damien to quit spewing so that we can get on with the game!

DAMIEN: Shut up Sev! (Vomits) Remus, what are you hiding from everyone?

REMUS: (Smirks) I love it when people ask such wide-ranging questions! I'm not hiding anything from EVERYONE.

DAMIEN: Oh bummer. (Vomits again)

REMUS: Now, back to the big question. Severus Snape, do you wash your hair?

SEVERUS: Dare, Remus. Do I look stupid?

REMUS: (Smirks VERY evilly) No, not much. Severus, I dare you to tell us whether or not you wash your hair!!!

SEVERUS: Oh shit.





*Laughs evilly* So, DOES Snape wash his hair? Find out soon!

A little short I know, but it's better than nuttin'!

~SW