Hello there. YES! THE ANSWER TO THAT AGE OLD QUESTION!!!!!!! Does Severus Snape Wash His Hair? Read on to find out...........

Aeryn Alexander ~ Thank you! And don't we all want to know?

Frankie ~ hm, yes, I'd have to agree.

AppleJuiceMaster ~ We all want to know, dear. But you're the only one bouncing against the wall.

Jeda ~ Thanks!

Mssr. Moony ~ Dying to find out? Oh dear.

sandy + kyra ~ thank you!

A Bit of Old Parchment ~ Ah yes, the bunny slippers. What Death Eater could be without them?

Jess the Great ~ Glad you like!

Erin ~ I didn't mean to send you crazy...but it looks like you didn't need much help!

Kero-chan ~ Not even thinking about stopping yet!

ninni ~ you NEED to know? Well find out here!

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Aynisha ~ Inquiring minds shall find out. Thanks!

Ah, does anyone have any questions about the Marauders they need answering? I've run out of ideas, and I'd really appreciate any and all questions for anyone.





Truth or Dare Marauder Style!

By Silver Wolf





ALBUS: Severus didn't seem very eager to tell, and after about five minutes of waiting while the Slytherin stood and stared at Remus nervously, people were beginning to get a little impatient.

REMUS: (Growling) Answer the question, Severus Snape, or I'll be forced to rip you. Limb. From. Limb.

SIRIUS: Moony, calm down, I think it's about time for your medication.

REMUS: Oh, is it?

SIRIUS: Yes, I'm afraid so.

ALBUS: Sirius handed Remus two pills and a bottle of Butterbeer.

SIRIUS: Swallow them both, Lupin, and then you can have the rest of my Butterbeer.

REMUS: Okay! (Takes pills, begins to drink Butterbeer)

LUCIUS: What are the pills for?

SIRIUS: Anger management. Although, if he has too many too often he gets disgustingly cheerful and calm. Makes you want to throttle him.

PETER: Moony has anger problems???

JAMES: (Exasperatedly) Now really, where you BEEN Pete??? Everyone in Gryffindor knows about Moony's pills!

PETER: (Indignant) Except me!

REMUS: (Sounds really pissed off) Yeah, well you're an ignorant little rat, aren't you???

SIRIUS: Did yo take them BOTH, Remus???

REMUS: Yes! (Glares at everyone) Now we're totally off subject here! SNAPE!!! DO YOU WASH YOUR HAIR?????????

SEVERUS: Okay! I admit it! I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE EXCEPT SEVERUS: WHAT???

REMUS: Then why the HELL is it SO DAMN GREASY?????

SIRIUS: Moony, take another pill.

REMUS: Yeah yeah, whatever. (Takes three pills)

SEVERUS: It's the gel I use. It makes my hair look greasy, but it stops it from being burnt by Potions exploding! (Looks pointedly at Marauders)

MARAUDERS: Heh heh.

REMUS: (Cheerfully suspicious) Severus, how often do you wash your hair? Just a question.

SEVERUS: (Looks nervous) Er, about, I think, once a month maybe?

JAMES: Ah HAH! THAT explains everything!!! Greasy hair, fireproof gel, non- frequent washing.

SIRIUS: I HAVE DONE IT!!!

LILY & NARCISSA: Done what???

SIRIUS: I HAVE FINALLY GOT THE BLACKMAIL MATERIAL!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!

REMUS: Er, Sirius? What are you on?

SIRIUS: (Looks shifty) I didn't eat any Sugar Quills.

REMUS: Of course you didn't. (Is still WAY too cheerful) Now Sev, how about that question?

SEVERUS: Er, hm. Peter, why do you have those really strange blue fluffy duck slippers?

PETER: (Blushes) I got them for my birthday from, er, (Looks nervously at Sirius/James/Remus& Lily) a friend of mine.

LUCIUS: Really? How odd, I got some just like that from -

PETER: (Uses Lip Locker Curse on Lucius) Shut up and let me ask a question!!!

LUCIUS: (Nods frantically and Peter removes the curse)

PETER: James, if you and Lily had a son, what would you name him?

JAMES: I could name him Remus. Or Sirius. Or Peter.

SIRIUS: Sirius Remus Peter Potter?

PETER: No, Peter Remus Sirius Potter.

JAMES: James Potter the Second?

LILY: Harry James Potter.

JAMES: Fair enough. Sirius, why are we playing this game?

SIRIUS: Because your crazy girlfriend made us.

JAMES: Oh.

SIRIUS: Lily, can we do something else now?

LILY: (Slyly) How about Chinese Whispers?

REMUS: (Sniggers) Hell yeah! I played that once with my uncle and his drunk friends. Went pretty haywire.

LILY: Well then, shall we play?

DAMIEN: (Yawns) Rules please Evans. I believe this is another Muggle game?

LILY: (Nods and explains) Who wants to start?

REMUS: Ooh! I will! Pick me, pick me!

LILY: Oooookkaaaaaaayyyy. Remy, are your pills wearing off?

REMUS: (Rolls eyes) Gee, how DID you guess?

LILY: Lets start then!

REMUS: (Whispering in Sirius's ear) Snape washed his hair in werewolf spit.

SIRIUS: (Laughs) Ew Moony, that's -

REMUS: Just pass it on Padfoot. (Gives Sirius warning look)

SIRIUS: Eeep!

ALBUS: What could happen to that sentence on the way around? I almost don't want to find out.





REMUS: Okay, you have to review now that you've read this far.

TOM: Yep, or SW might send us after you!

REMUS: Who are you?

TOM: Tom Riddle.

REMUS: Oh.

SW: (Rolls eyes) Excuse them. Loony loopy morons.

SYLVAN: I hope you don't mean me?

SW: Gah! What have I told you about sneaking up on me you idiotic vampire???

SYLVAN: (Shrugs) I dunno, Kid. Don't remember you saying anything.

SW: Nick off unless you're going to be helpful.

SYLVAN: (To readers in bored tone) Read it? Now review. Or else SW will slap you with a spatula.

SW: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YES, BEWARE THE SPATULA!!!!!

REMUS/TOM: Er, riiight.

SYLVAN: Ah, don't worry; she's always like this.

REMUS & TOM: (Sound panicked) And that's supposed to reassure us???

SYLVAN: (Shrugs) No, but it's the truth.