Well, as we have now answered the question about Snape's hair, and finished
the Truth or Dare Game, once the game of Chinese Whispers is over and
McGonagall lets them all out, it's time for this fic to end.
That's right, this is the last chapter.
Now, to the reviewers. I'm not answering comments, because it's been so long you've probably forgotten what you said and cant be bothered finding out. So I'll list your names, and I'll add a HUGE THANK YOU to all of you!!!
~PlasticShinigami
~AppleJuiceMaster
~tanty9
~fang-gurlie
~korella_may
~Loke'
~someone
~Sailor Millenia
~Blackwinds
~leaf
~Luicia Malfoy
~dude
~Pervy-Hobbit-Fancier-Kare
~completelyInsane
~Mssr.Moony
~A Bit of Old Parchment
~LoonyLoopyLisa
~Captain-Emily
~hpfreak2001
~Wamunroe1
~melissa
~Mickey
Like I said, thank you so much. You guys all rule!
Please enjoy this last chapter.
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Truth or Dare Marauder Style!
By Silver Wolf
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ALBUS: Sirius quickly passed the sentence on to Lucius, who told James. James turned to Peter with an evil glint in his eye.
JAMES: (Whispering with evil grin) Snape washed his mouth out with werewolf shit.
PETER: (Is giggling incessantly) (Turns to Lily) Snape washed his mouth out with werewolf shit.
LILY: What?
PETER: (Repeats himself, still giggling.)
LILY: Okay then. (Shrugs and turns to Damien) Snape watched his mother's bowl of werewolf shit.
DAMIEN: (Raises eyebrow) Oookaaaay. I think Remus needs some more happy pills.
REMUS: GET ON WITH IT MALFOY!!!
DAMIEN: Eeep! (Whispers quickly to Narcissa)
NARCISSA: (Turns to Severus) (Whispers the phrase)
SEVERUS: Oh that's sick, Lupin, really sick.
REMUS: (Growls) Snape.....
SEVERUS: Yeah yeah. (Passes phrase to Daniel, who collapses into a sniggering heap on the ground)
SIRIUS: Er, Parkinson? Tell Remus the phrase so we can get on with the game.
DANIEL: (Whispers to Remus)
REMUS: Holy shit!!!!!!! (Collapses into laughing fit) you - you - oh - crap - I - (laughs helplessly)
JAMES: Er, Moony?
REMUS: Dan - he said, I mean, the phrase....
SIRIUS & PETER: MOONY!!!
REMUS: Gah! Okay, I'm fine. The phrase I was told was 'Snape and his mother ate a bowl of werewolf shit'. (Begins to snigger)
SIRIUS: Oh my god.....
JAMES: (Smirks) Hey, it worked!
NARCISSA: What was it originally?
SIRIUS: (Laughs) 'Snape washed his hair in werewolf spit'. How did it change so much?
LILY: And where did Snape's mother come into it???
SEVERUS: (Narrows eyes at James) What worked??
JAMES: (Looks nervous, yet triumphant) I, er, changed a few things on purpose. But I wasn't the one who mentioned Snape's mother!
NARCISSA: Lets drop the subject and think of something else to do.
LUCIUS: I've got a perfect idea. (Grins a truly evil grin)
SEVERUS: You don't mean....(Mirror's Lucius's grin) You do. Good idea.
PETER: (Nervous) What's up with you two?
SEVERUS & LUCIUS: (Grin predatorily at Peter)
LUCIUS: Test subject No. 1 - Peter Pettigrew?
SEVERUS: I wouldn't have it any other way.
PETER: Um, James? Sirius? Remus? Help?
SIRIUS: Er, what are you going to do to him?
SEVERUS: Oh, nothing much.
LUCIUS: Just the Tickling Charm.
PETER: NOOO!!!!!!!
REMUS: Oh God No!!! Help him! Poor Peter! Torture by Tickling, that's just not humane!
SIRIUS: Prongs, think of something!!!
PETER: (Is hit by the Tickling Charm twice as strong as usual) AAAHHH! NO! (Giggles annoyingly)
LUCIUS & SEVERUS: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
REMUS: PRONGS!!!
ALBUS: Just as James was opening his mouth, no doubt with a brilliant plan to fight off the Slytherins, they all heard the scraping of a key in the lock.
REMUS: Is that....?
LILY: I think so.
LUCIUS: YES! We're saved!!!
PETER: Whoohooo!!!!!
SIRIUS & JAMES: (Do rather frightening Happy Dance) YAY!!!
SEVERUS: (Twitches) I'm scared.
DAMIEN & DANIEL: You're not alone, Sev.
NARCISSA: (Watches James & Sirius with a look of fascinated horror)
REMUS: Mummy, can I go home? Pwease? I'll do all my homework?!
SEVERUS: Happy Pills, Lupin!
ALBUS: The door finally opened.
MCGONAGALL: Now, before you all rush off madly to your dorms....
ALL: (Stop mad rush for dorms)
MCGONAGALL: I need to tell you about the Inter House Exchange Program that Professor Dumbledore came up with at the meeting.
ALL: (Look terrified)
MCGONAGALL: We've decided that the Slytherin Sixth Years will be spending three weeks in the Gryffindor Tower, and then the three weeks after that the Gryffindor Sixth Years will stay with them in Slytherin.
REMUS: (Takes all this in with horror dawning on his face) You mean this lot will be staying with us for three weeks???
SEVERUS: (Expression identical to Remus's) And they'll be with us for the three weeks after that???
MCGONAGALL: (Sighs in exasperation) That's what I just said! It is effective immediately; new beds and they Slytherin's belongings have already been added to the Gryffindor Dorms.
ALL: (Shocked into silence)
MCGONAGALL: (Suppresses a truly evil smile) Well then, get to the Tower!
ALL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The End!
Or is it....???
SYLVAN: (Smirks) Anyone for a sequel?
TOM: One that involves pranks...
SYLVAN: ...Annoyed Slytherins...
TOM: ...A pink Tutu...
REMUS: And of course some more Peter-Torture!!!
TOM & REMUS & SYLVAN: YAY!!!
SW: I think they've had sugar. Anyway, please review! It's your last chance! And tell me if you'd read the sequel! It'll be called 'Six Weeks: Gryffindor Marauders versus Slytherin Slimeballs'.
That's right, this is the last chapter.
Now, to the reviewers. I'm not answering comments, because it's been so long you've probably forgotten what you said and cant be bothered finding out. So I'll list your names, and I'll add a HUGE THANK YOU to all of you!!!
~PlasticShinigami
~AppleJuiceMaster
~tanty9
~fang-gurlie
~korella_may
~Loke'
~someone
~Sailor Millenia
~Blackwinds
~leaf
~Luicia Malfoy
~dude
~Pervy-Hobbit-Fancier-Kare
~completelyInsane
~Mssr.Moony
~A Bit of Old Parchment
~LoonyLoopyLisa
~Captain-Emily
~hpfreak2001
~Wamunroe1
~melissa
~Mickey
Like I said, thank you so much. You guys all rule!
Please enjoy this last chapter.
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Truth or Dare Marauder Style!
By Silver Wolf
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ALBUS: Sirius quickly passed the sentence on to Lucius, who told James. James turned to Peter with an evil glint in his eye.
JAMES: (Whispering with evil grin) Snape washed his mouth out with werewolf shit.
PETER: (Is giggling incessantly) (Turns to Lily) Snape washed his mouth out with werewolf shit.
LILY: What?
PETER: (Repeats himself, still giggling.)
LILY: Okay then. (Shrugs and turns to Damien) Snape watched his mother's bowl of werewolf shit.
DAMIEN: (Raises eyebrow) Oookaaaay. I think Remus needs some more happy pills.
REMUS: GET ON WITH IT MALFOY!!!
DAMIEN: Eeep! (Whispers quickly to Narcissa)
NARCISSA: (Turns to Severus) (Whispers the phrase)
SEVERUS: Oh that's sick, Lupin, really sick.
REMUS: (Growls) Snape.....
SEVERUS: Yeah yeah. (Passes phrase to Daniel, who collapses into a sniggering heap on the ground)
SIRIUS: Er, Parkinson? Tell Remus the phrase so we can get on with the game.
DANIEL: (Whispers to Remus)
REMUS: Holy shit!!!!!!! (Collapses into laughing fit) you - you - oh - crap - I - (laughs helplessly)
JAMES: Er, Moony?
REMUS: Dan - he said, I mean, the phrase....
SIRIUS & PETER: MOONY!!!
REMUS: Gah! Okay, I'm fine. The phrase I was told was 'Snape and his mother ate a bowl of werewolf shit'. (Begins to snigger)
SIRIUS: Oh my god.....
JAMES: (Smirks) Hey, it worked!
NARCISSA: What was it originally?
SIRIUS: (Laughs) 'Snape washed his hair in werewolf spit'. How did it change so much?
LILY: And where did Snape's mother come into it???
SEVERUS: (Narrows eyes at James) What worked??
JAMES: (Looks nervous, yet triumphant) I, er, changed a few things on purpose. But I wasn't the one who mentioned Snape's mother!
NARCISSA: Lets drop the subject and think of something else to do.
LUCIUS: I've got a perfect idea. (Grins a truly evil grin)
SEVERUS: You don't mean....(Mirror's Lucius's grin) You do. Good idea.
PETER: (Nervous) What's up with you two?
SEVERUS & LUCIUS: (Grin predatorily at Peter)
LUCIUS: Test subject No. 1 - Peter Pettigrew?
SEVERUS: I wouldn't have it any other way.
PETER: Um, James? Sirius? Remus? Help?
SIRIUS: Er, what are you going to do to him?
SEVERUS: Oh, nothing much.
LUCIUS: Just the Tickling Charm.
PETER: NOOO!!!!!!!
REMUS: Oh God No!!! Help him! Poor Peter! Torture by Tickling, that's just not humane!
SIRIUS: Prongs, think of something!!!
PETER: (Is hit by the Tickling Charm twice as strong as usual) AAAHHH! NO! (Giggles annoyingly)
LUCIUS & SEVERUS: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
REMUS: PRONGS!!!
ALBUS: Just as James was opening his mouth, no doubt with a brilliant plan to fight off the Slytherins, they all heard the scraping of a key in the lock.
REMUS: Is that....?
LILY: I think so.
LUCIUS: YES! We're saved!!!
PETER: Whoohooo!!!!!
SIRIUS & JAMES: (Do rather frightening Happy Dance) YAY!!!
SEVERUS: (Twitches) I'm scared.
DAMIEN & DANIEL: You're not alone, Sev.
NARCISSA: (Watches James & Sirius with a look of fascinated horror)
REMUS: Mummy, can I go home? Pwease? I'll do all my homework?!
SEVERUS: Happy Pills, Lupin!
ALBUS: The door finally opened.
MCGONAGALL: Now, before you all rush off madly to your dorms....
ALL: (Stop mad rush for dorms)
MCGONAGALL: I need to tell you about the Inter House Exchange Program that Professor Dumbledore came up with at the meeting.
ALL: (Look terrified)
MCGONAGALL: We've decided that the Slytherin Sixth Years will be spending three weeks in the Gryffindor Tower, and then the three weeks after that the Gryffindor Sixth Years will stay with them in Slytherin.
REMUS: (Takes all this in with horror dawning on his face) You mean this lot will be staying with us for three weeks???
SEVERUS: (Expression identical to Remus's) And they'll be with us for the three weeks after that???
MCGONAGALL: (Sighs in exasperation) That's what I just said! It is effective immediately; new beds and they Slytherin's belongings have already been added to the Gryffindor Dorms.
ALL: (Shocked into silence)
MCGONAGALL: (Suppresses a truly evil smile) Well then, get to the Tower!
ALL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The End!
Or is it....???
SYLVAN: (Smirks) Anyone for a sequel?
TOM: One that involves pranks...
SYLVAN: ...Annoyed Slytherins...
TOM: ...A pink Tutu...
REMUS: And of course some more Peter-Torture!!!
TOM & REMUS & SYLVAN: YAY!!!
SW: I think they've had sugar. Anyway, please review! It's your last chance! And tell me if you'd read the sequel! It'll be called 'Six Weeks: Gryffindor Marauders versus Slytherin Slimeballs'.
