Hi all! As you know it is the Holidays, and you all have been just wonderful with your reviews and I'm really glad people are enjoying this fic....which began with one sentence...Well anyway enough about that! For your support and for fun and because it is the holidays and the season should be very special. (I know I'm talking too much.) Well anywho, here I've prepared a special surprise for all of you!
And without further adieu....
Min-chan's Special Bonus Holiday Vacation Omake Special!
Please don't kill me
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Duo looked at Shinji on the other end of the couch. The guy was smelling a rose he had taken from his lapel and seemed to be stroking the petels with his finger. Duo kicked his feet and looked over at Kalua relaxing in the big chair. The girl was sipping a martini and playing with her gun.
Duo blinked. "You know you and Heero would get along great."
Kalua looked at Duo. "And why is that?"
You could both have a rivetting conversation about where you keep your guns."
"I think it's obvious."
"...Right. you're wearing a tube top and aerobic...what leotard pants? where the hell are you supposed to keep it?"
Shinji looked at the boy. "look again."
"At what? There is no place...." Duo's eyes widened. "Oh."
Shinji nodded, Duo scratched his head. "Now if I could figure out where Heero keeps his."
Kalua cocked her gun and pointed it at the tv. "Where do you think."
"Damn. You gotta be kidding me. Hey where is everyone? I thought we were supposed to suffer watching these clips together."
"Yes. but they got out of it. Had an entire escape route planned together."
"WHAT?! Why didn't they include me?"
"Because you had the unfortunate luck to be captured. You're with us Duo, we have to suffer through it together."
"Damnit."
Shinji smiled as he smelled his rose. "Take comfort my little warrior. We are not alone. As we speak a small infantry is arriving at every reader's door to prevent anyone from backspacing out of our little hell."
Duo grinned. "Sweet."
Shinji nodded. "Yes indeed. Let the Omake begin Kalua."
Kalua looked at the businessman. "You have the remote Shinji."
"Wonderful."
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Duo nodded and started off with the ruins of an old building. Years ago the office building had been destroyed in an attack, nearly everyone died. There were so many bodies they couldn't find enough graves to bury them all. The alternative was suggested and the rubble was transformed into a tomb. Duo hated tombs, he had seen too many as a pilot. As Duo walked down through the old building, he looked around, searching for any trace of the criminal, hopeing to get out as soon as posible. All of that hope went down the drain when he heard the click of a gun behind him. Duo turned around slowly, expecting to see his quarry and wasn't disapointed. Standing in front of him was the ellusive white rabbit pointing a carrot at him.
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"Duo Maxwell."
"You recognize me."
The woman smiled, circling him, still keeping her gun trained on the young pilot as she fingered the long tail of hair on the back of his head. "That braid of yours is very distinctive. As is that personality. The others are warriors, soldiers thrown into battle. But you Duo, are the only one I truly love."
Duo took the woman and dipped her, running his fingers through her long black hair. "Come with me my darling, we'll run away together, drink mai tais on the beach."
"Oh Duo!"
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"Wufei?"
Wufei looked up, Sally was there, concerned. Maybe she had a right to be, he was covered in bruises and soot, his preventer uniform was torn in some places, like it had snagged on something and just ripped. On top of all that, he was slouched over in near exaustion. By the look of things, Sally had a right to be concerned.
"Wufei, where is Duo?"
Wufei looked up, studying Sally. He didn't say a word, just kept staring like he was in shock.
"Wufei?"
Wufei looked up, his frown turning into a grin. "Duo is dead."
Sally Po high-fived Wufei. "Yes!"
Duo tapped Wufei on the shoulder. "No I'm not!"
Wufei turned around and shot Duo. "Now you are."
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"If we had 01 it would probably be easier. Three days of training is not enough time to get you in shape."
"Well why don't I go get him? Give me 5 minutes I'll run over and get him. You can order a pizza while you wait."
The man smiled. "Okay! How does mozzerella with anchovies sound?"
Duo grimiced. "On second thought, you get Heero and I'll order the pizza."
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Heero didn't say another word, he turned away from Relena and the others, walking off through the cemetary. It was Quatre who approached Relena, resting his hand on the woman's shoulder. "He's taking this harder then any of us. We should leave him alone."
Relena nodded, she smiled one of those sad smiles as if recalling a memory. "Duo saved my life once. When I first met Heero, he pointed a gun at me. He never would have shot me but, Duo tried to help. I got angry at him for that."
Quatre nodded in understanding. "He meant to shoot you."
"Really?"
"No! I mean I meant to shoot you...err..he did....er...oh crap."
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"And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. The infamous pilot of the colonies. The devistating reaper who decimated the colonies! Terror of the stars! The ravager of women!"
Duo couldn't believe it, the guy was telling lies. He was making him out to be some kind of villain. The announcer didn't seem to care, he continued. "The deadly Gundam Pilot of 02, Devistating Deathscythe Hell!!!"
The entire crowd cheered as the mobile suit Deathscythe crashed through the ceiling, taking up the entire arena.
Duo's eyes widened. "No way I'm fighting THAT!"
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"And his opponent. Winner of Six Deathmatch Championships, Quick on his feet and deadly with his blows. Death to all his enimies fall. Our hero, our defender. The one, the only, Danger Ranger!"
Duo stared, trying to get a view of his opponent, which was difficulti considering it was a dimmed room and the arena was 100 feet long. Still, Duo's good vision made out the features of the youthful image of his opponent, holding a sword. It was Evan.
"Evan?"
The Ranger smiled and he began to approach the pilot. "Hello Deathscythe. We're in the arena so you better play along, call me by my battle name."
"But it's so damn corny!"
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Duo nodded. "Duo Maxwell."
David smiled. "I know, the gundam pilot."
"Does everone know that?"
"Everone in this facility."
"Great, I'm a celebrity."
"Can I have your autograph?"
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Duo looked at his cards, then glanced back through the bars at David, squatted on the other side. The two stared at eachother, neither breaking away. They didn't even move, holding their possitions for a full minute until David finally spoke, laying down his cards.
"I fold."
Duo blinked. "Oh come on! You can't do this to me."
David grinned. "Your hand couldn't have been that good."
Duo held up his hand to David for a good view. "Wanna bet?"
David was awstruck. "Wow. you must use lotion."
"Only the best."
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"Yea right, now we get to fight eachother."
"Not a chance, tonight is teams. We're going to fight together."
"Against what?"
"Lions. Disapointed?"
"Kind of, I was hoping we'd be fighting a hot dog."
The boys' eyes widened as a giant hot dog bounced into the arena. Duo grined. "Alright!"
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"Pleased to see you're awake Duo Maxwell."
Duo looked up at Shinji, standing over his bed like a vulture. "Shinji. Don't you have something better to do?"
"Oh shit! You're right!"
Shinji runs out the door and hops into Eva unit 01.
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The man pointed his spear down towards Duo and charged. Duo's eyes widened in preperation and he moved aside as the spear past barely by him, shredding the fabric of his shirt.
Duo scowled. "Do you have any idea how much these shirts cost?"
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"What are you doing here Heero?"
Recognizing Wufei Heero lowered his gun, turning on his flashlight as he continued to sift through the remains. He ignored the other boy and didn't say a single word. This only angered Wufei. "I asked you a question!"
"I lost a grenade pin."
"......"
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"Duo gets an invitation from you to come to Earth. None of us gets anything like that. You insist you never sent an invitation." He held out the invitation in question and tossed it to Wufei to examine. "One letter that no one claims responsibility to."
"This handwriting is horrible."
"I know."
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If anyone believes this was a sore attempt at humor please raise your hand.
Duo: raises hand
glare Put your hand down. Now.
And without further adieu....
Min-chan's Special Bonus Holiday Vacation Omake Special!
Please don't kill me
==================================
Duo looked at Shinji on the other end of the couch. The guy was smelling a rose he had taken from his lapel and seemed to be stroking the petels with his finger. Duo kicked his feet and looked over at Kalua relaxing in the big chair. The girl was sipping a martini and playing with her gun.
Duo blinked. "You know you and Heero would get along great."
Kalua looked at Duo. "And why is that?"
You could both have a rivetting conversation about where you keep your guns."
"I think it's obvious."
"...Right. you're wearing a tube top and aerobic...what leotard pants? where the hell are you supposed to keep it?"
Shinji looked at the boy. "look again."
"At what? There is no place...." Duo's eyes widened. "Oh."
Shinji nodded, Duo scratched his head. "Now if I could figure out where Heero keeps his."
Kalua cocked her gun and pointed it at the tv. "Where do you think."
"Damn. You gotta be kidding me. Hey where is everyone? I thought we were supposed to suffer watching these clips together."
"Yes. but they got out of it. Had an entire escape route planned together."
"WHAT?! Why didn't they include me?"
"Because you had the unfortunate luck to be captured. You're with us Duo, we have to suffer through it together."
"Damnit."
Shinji smiled as he smelled his rose. "Take comfort my little warrior. We are not alone. As we speak a small infantry is arriving at every reader's door to prevent anyone from backspacing out of our little hell."
Duo grinned. "Sweet."
Shinji nodded. "Yes indeed. Let the Omake begin Kalua."
Kalua looked at the businessman. "You have the remote Shinji."
"Wonderful."
*****************************
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Duo nodded and started off with the ruins of an old building. Years ago the office building had been destroyed in an attack, nearly everyone died. There were so many bodies they couldn't find enough graves to bury them all. The alternative was suggested and the rubble was transformed into a tomb. Duo hated tombs, he had seen too many as a pilot. As Duo walked down through the old building, he looked around, searching for any trace of the criminal, hopeing to get out as soon as posible. All of that hope went down the drain when he heard the click of a gun behind him. Duo turned around slowly, expecting to see his quarry and wasn't disapointed. Standing in front of him was the ellusive white rabbit pointing a carrot at him.
*********************************
"Duo Maxwell."
"You recognize me."
The woman smiled, circling him, still keeping her gun trained on the young pilot as she fingered the long tail of hair on the back of his head. "That braid of yours is very distinctive. As is that personality. The others are warriors, soldiers thrown into battle. But you Duo, are the only one I truly love."
Duo took the woman and dipped her, running his fingers through her long black hair. "Come with me my darling, we'll run away together, drink mai tais on the beach."
"Oh Duo!"
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"Wufei?"
Wufei looked up, Sally was there, concerned. Maybe she had a right to be, he was covered in bruises and soot, his preventer uniform was torn in some places, like it had snagged on something and just ripped. On top of all that, he was slouched over in near exaustion. By the look of things, Sally had a right to be concerned.
"Wufei, where is Duo?"
Wufei looked up, studying Sally. He didn't say a word, just kept staring like he was in shock.
"Wufei?"
Wufei looked up, his frown turning into a grin. "Duo is dead."
Sally Po high-fived Wufei. "Yes!"
Duo tapped Wufei on the shoulder. "No I'm not!"
Wufei turned around and shot Duo. "Now you are."
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"If we had 01 it would probably be easier. Three days of training is not enough time to get you in shape."
"Well why don't I go get him? Give me 5 minutes I'll run over and get him. You can order a pizza while you wait."
The man smiled. "Okay! How does mozzerella with anchovies sound?"
Duo grimiced. "On second thought, you get Heero and I'll order the pizza."
**********************
Heero didn't say another word, he turned away from Relena and the others, walking off through the cemetary. It was Quatre who approached Relena, resting his hand on the woman's shoulder. "He's taking this harder then any of us. We should leave him alone."
Relena nodded, she smiled one of those sad smiles as if recalling a memory. "Duo saved my life once. When I first met Heero, he pointed a gun at me. He never would have shot me but, Duo tried to help. I got angry at him for that."
Quatre nodded in understanding. "He meant to shoot you."
"Really?"
"No! I mean I meant to shoot you...err..he did....er...oh crap."
**********************
"And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. The infamous pilot of the colonies. The devistating reaper who decimated the colonies! Terror of the stars! The ravager of women!"
Duo couldn't believe it, the guy was telling lies. He was making him out to be some kind of villain. The announcer didn't seem to care, he continued. "The deadly Gundam Pilot of 02, Devistating Deathscythe Hell!!!"
The entire crowd cheered as the mobile suit Deathscythe crashed through the ceiling, taking up the entire arena.
Duo's eyes widened. "No way I'm fighting THAT!"
***************************
"And his opponent. Winner of Six Deathmatch Championships, Quick on his feet and deadly with his blows. Death to all his enimies fall. Our hero, our defender. The one, the only, Danger Ranger!"
Duo stared, trying to get a view of his opponent, which was difficulti considering it was a dimmed room and the arena was 100 feet long. Still, Duo's good vision made out the features of the youthful image of his opponent, holding a sword. It was Evan.
"Evan?"
The Ranger smiled and he began to approach the pilot. "Hello Deathscythe. We're in the arena so you better play along, call me by my battle name."
"But it's so damn corny!"
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Duo nodded. "Duo Maxwell."
David smiled. "I know, the gundam pilot."
"Does everone know that?"
"Everone in this facility."
"Great, I'm a celebrity."
"Can I have your autograph?"
*************************
Duo looked at his cards, then glanced back through the bars at David, squatted on the other side. The two stared at eachother, neither breaking away. They didn't even move, holding their possitions for a full minute until David finally spoke, laying down his cards.
"I fold."
Duo blinked. "Oh come on! You can't do this to me."
David grinned. "Your hand couldn't have been that good."
Duo held up his hand to David for a good view. "Wanna bet?"
David was awstruck. "Wow. you must use lotion."
"Only the best."
***************************
"Yea right, now we get to fight eachother."
"Not a chance, tonight is teams. We're going to fight together."
"Against what?"
"Lions. Disapointed?"
"Kind of, I was hoping we'd be fighting a hot dog."
The boys' eyes widened as a giant hot dog bounced into the arena. Duo grined. "Alright!"
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"Pleased to see you're awake Duo Maxwell."
Duo looked up at Shinji, standing over his bed like a vulture. "Shinji. Don't you have something better to do?"
"Oh shit! You're right!"
Shinji runs out the door and hops into Eva unit 01.
**************************
The man pointed his spear down towards Duo and charged. Duo's eyes widened in preperation and he moved aside as the spear past barely by him, shredding the fabric of his shirt.
Duo scowled. "Do you have any idea how much these shirts cost?"
*****************
"What are you doing here Heero?"
Recognizing Wufei Heero lowered his gun, turning on his flashlight as he continued to sift through the remains. He ignored the other boy and didn't say a single word. This only angered Wufei. "I asked you a question!"
"I lost a grenade pin."
"......"
********************
"Duo gets an invitation from you to come to Earth. None of us gets anything like that. You insist you never sent an invitation." He held out the invitation in question and tossed it to Wufei to examine. "One letter that no one claims responsibility to."
"This handwriting is horrible."
"I know."
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If anyone believes this was a sore attempt at humor please raise your hand.
Duo: raises hand
glare Put your hand down. Now.
