Disclaimer-X-Men and Moulin Rouge aren't mine.

The Cast List

Christian-Scott

Satine-Jean

The Duke-Duncan

Harold-Logan

Toulouse-Kurt

Argentinean-Remy

Satie-Evan

Drunk Bohemian-Todd

Audrey-Pietro

Nini-Rogue

Elizabeth (The little dwarf who dropped the sack on Warner's head)-Kitty

Warner-*Same*

Marie-Ororo

Notes

Nobody has mutant powers. This is simply a parody. Also, until they meet, no one has any clue that the others existed.

Prologue

It was a drizzly, gray day in the small town of Bayville. Outside, druggies hid in dumpsters, smoking weed. In secret corners, whores and their clients 'worked'.

Inside one of the small houses, a red-haired young man named Scott Summers sat down at his computer.

He bit the inside of his bottom lip, keeping tears at bay, as his clicked on Microsoft Word. He fixed his type size, and wrote the opening lines to his would-be famous story:

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return."

Scott exhaled shakily, then started typing again.

"The Moulin Xavier. A night club. A dance hall and a bordello ruled over by Harold Zidler. A place where the rich and lonely came to play with the young and beautiful. The most beautiful of all these was the woman I loved. Jean. A courtesan…she sold her love to men, and she was the star of the Moulin Xavier."

Scott's hands trembled, but he typed further on.

"The woman I loved is…dead."

Well, is that a good start?

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