HI ALL! I'm really glad you enjoy this story but I need to ask for your help for just a moment. And now for a bit of shameless self promotion and begging.

(steps up to the podium and clears her throat.)

I know you all are wondering and to answer your question....

No

There is no honor in fanfiction writing.

To demonstrate this point I am requesting help with one of the other stories. Now currently there are 3 stories I'm working on, whuich includes one I update randomly with no real plot line. But I am talking about the other one I'm working on. It's called Neo Revolution, A DDR fic. Yes a game fic. Anyway I have created well over 20 different charecters for this but the thing Is. I want more!!!! More ideas for different dancers! Thyat's the one. so all you artists, if you have a lot of time on your hands. Could you pleeease help by drawing charecters, any charecters with costume designs? Name them, send them over. I do have an e-mail. Anyway I'll stick them up on my webpage with the artist so you can check them out. I just need help since I'm really running out of ideas for costume and charecter designs.

And now! another special chapter of pure unedited BS!!!



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Behind Door Number One



Kent watched Duo, narrowing her eyes. "You think you can do you? There's a reason I've survived this long."

Duo grinned. "You can't escape the God of Death."

"You talk too much."

Duo charged, taking a swing at Kent, who immediatly blocked with his sword. Sudenly Duo vanished, rematerializing in a dark red dome with files stacked everywhere, a few cobwebs in one corner and several doors. Shinji, Kalua and Kent also appear.

Duo folded his arms. "Hey! What the hell happened here!"

Shinji smiled pleasantly, smelling a tulip. "I believe it might have something to do with that door my dear Duo."

He pointed to a 10 inch thick double bolted steel door with a paper taped to it labled Charecters. Suddenly a commotion came from the door and everyone backed up as the door pounded and a girl pushed her way out, dragging a samurai girl with dark brown hair and one arm with her. She then turned around, pushing against the wall as arms tried to reach out and escape. Finally she managed to push hard enough and shut it, immediatly double bolting the door again. She collapsed againsed the wall and wiped the sweat from her forhead.

"That was a close one!"


"Ahem."

She looked up at the four people waiting rather impatiently. "Oh shit! Did the power go out again? Hold on lemme fix that."

She stood up and pulled a lever, everyone except Duo and the new girl vanished. She looked at Duo. "Hmmm...you wanted something?"

"How'd you kinow?"

"That's usually what happens when charecters don't go back into the stories when I pull the lever."

"I'm not a charecter!"

"Sure you are. See when I wrote my fic it caused a reaction in the fanfiction universe creating a whole new Duo unique from the original. See? You actually have a butt."

"Don't touch that!"

"Sorry, but muscled up Duo is quite unusual."

"Ya well I'm not going to wait in limbo for your next stinkin chapter."

She shrugged. "Sorry, writers block."

"Writers block? I saw how many charecters you had in that room of yours!"

She sighed. "Phew. Don't remind me, take my advice and don't go in there, it's a madhouse. Anyway writing plotlines and making charecters are on two completly different wavelengths. Oh by the way, say hello to Kilah."

Kilah waved. "Hello."

The girl smiled. "She's specifically made for role play."

Duo folded his arms. "So you have time for roleplay but not for me."

She shrugged. "Sorry, but you know I can't be expected to write stories 24/7."

"Why not? You're not working, you're not even in college right now. Basically you're a..."

She narrowed her eyes. "Watch it you blue eyed baka, you don't want me to shove you through the next plot hole do you? I can come up with a lot worse things then I'm doing to you right now. Anyway I'm very sensative about it."

"Right right. So what is this place?"

"My head."

Duo coughed. "What?!"

"Oh come on. It can't be half as bad as your head."

"True...so what's in that corner over there?"

He pointed to the corner of files covered with cobwebs.

"Mostly Algebra and chemistry but I think theres a little common sense and courage in there."

"Courage? What are you the cowardly lion?"

"Shh. You wanna get sued? Anyway have I answered all your questions?"

"No, but I really don't plan on being trapped in your head much longer."

She shrugged. "Fair enough, neither do the readers." She pulled the lever again, making Duo vanish. "Give my regards to the other pilots."