Get Out on the Dance Floor

"Wanna go back to the party?" Remy asked as they made their way back to the mansion.

"Not really but I guess we have to go in sometime," Rogue sighed. "Hey do you hear music?"

They walked in through the back door and found Todd and Althea dancing on the ceiling. "Whoo hoo!" Althea whooped.

"Hang on for Toad's Wild Ride!" Todd shouted as he carried her around and flipped to the floor.

"WHEEE!" Althea laughed.

"Okay what's going on now?" Rogue asked.

"First the bad news," Althea said. "Most of the adults are missing in action leaving my father to host the party."

"What's the good news?" Rogue groaned.

"My father is hosting the party," Althea grinned. She opened the door to the next room and Rogue looked in.

"YO, YO, YO!" Shipwreck called out. He was wearing black sunglasses and acting like a DJ. "LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! SHAKE IT PEOPLE!"

Nearly everyone was dancing and having a great time. "I don't believe this!" Rogue gasped. "How…?"

"It's a gift my dad has," Althea grinned.

"How did you talk Jean down?" Remy asked.

"We didn't," Althea pointed to the ceiling. "But since she seemed so happy up there we decided to leave her alone."

"I am the life of the party!" Jean laughed. She flew around wearing only her underwear, slip and bra.

"Hard not to be the way she's dressed," Todd snickered. "Or in this case not dressed!"

"JEAN PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!" Scott shouted as he chased her around on the floor.

"Are you getting this?" Wanda snickered to Fred.

"Oh yeah," Fred cackled as he filmed the entire thing.

All over the room the guests were dancing and having a wild time. Kurt and Amanda were dancing up a storm. Kurt then used his teleportation abilities to take Amanda all over the room. "Shake it baby!" He laughed.

"Now that is just plain weird," Linda said as she danced with George.

"No I think that's weirder," George pointed to Xi breakdancing.

"Where did Xi learn to breakdance?" Kitty asked.

"The Blind Master," Lance told her.

"Amara!" Ray was following her around. "You have to believe me! It wasn't my fault! I didn't mean to look at her like that!"

"Forget it!" Amara snapped. She grabbed Roberto by the hand. "Come on Roberto! Let's dance!"

"Good idea," Roberto grinned as Amara led him away.

"Tabby…" Ray said.

"Forget it!" Tabitha snapped grabbing Fred by the arm. "Even the Blob is classier than you! Come on Freddy!"

"Bye!" Fred waved happily.

"Dude you are missing the weirdest party of the year!" Ralph spoke into his cell phone. "I'm telling you! It's like a three-ring circus combined with Club 54 and in the middle of a soap opera! I'm serious!"

"I hate to admit it, but these freaks know how to have a good party," Mindy told Blake as they danced. "Where's Duncan?"

"Last I saw he was running away from some purple flying lizard," Blake shrugged.

"Talk about weird, Duncan just got his butt fried by some lizard with wings," Ralph spoke into the phone. "Man they actually have an actual dragon here! Yeah you heard me. Like in Dungeons and Dragons only it's travel size. It's like partying with the Addams family man!"

"JEAN PLEASE!" Scott shouted.

"Oh tell Tracy that Jean definitely does not stuff her bra," Ralph spoke into the phone.

"Come on Rogue," Remy smiled. "Let's dance!" They both went out on the dance floor. They danced together, careful not to bump into the other kids.

"I AM NOT GOING TO DANCE WITH YOU!" Irene shouted. "LEAVE ME ALONE SHIPWRECK!"

"Come on babe let's boogie!" Shipwreck jumped on a table and started to dance. He grabbed Irene and started to dance with her.

"Why me?" Irene moaned.

"Hey Xi," Rogue notice Xi was near them. "Great party huh?"

"I don't know," Xi looked around. "I have been having this feeling all evening. Like something…someone is hiding something."

"Well in this group that's not that…" Remy began when a commotion interrupted them. "Now what?"

Ralph and Tiffany were snapping at Ray. "All I did was ask her to dance!" Ray snapped. "Is that a crime?"

"Hey that's my girl!" Ralph snapped. "Stick to your own kind freak!"

"For the last time I am not your girl! I don't have a bill of sale Ralph!" Tiffany snapped. "Even if I did want to dance with a freak, which I don't…I don't have to tell you about it! I don't need you!"

"Are you out of your mind?" Ralph shouted. "Don't you know how dangerous these freaks are?"

"That is completely beside the point!" Tiffany snapped. "The point is that I can handle myself, freak or not!"

"Hey I'm standing right here you know?" Ray said bitterly.

"Yeah well go somewhere else!" Ralph shoved him.

"Don't shove me!" Ray snapped, shoving him back.

"That's right!" Tiffany shouted. "I'll get rid of him myself!" She shoved both Ray and Ralph. Soon all three of them were shoving each other. Then the other football players started shoving several other mutants around, who shoved back. Soon a miniature fight started.

"So much for everyone getting along," Rogue groaned as she ducked a flying pillow. "I knew it couldn't last!"

"I AM THE ALL POWERFUL QUEEN OF THE TOGA PARTY!" Jean staggered out covered in a bedsheet. "BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME!" More objects started to fly around the room.

"Here we go again," Kurt moaned.

"Okay things are starting to get a bit out of control," Todd gulped.

"WHAT THE SAM HILL IS GOING ON HERE?" Roadblock finally stormed into the room with Ms. March behind.

"My god this is horrible!" Ms. March stared at the scene before her. Everyone stopped fighting when they came in. "Violence…depravity everywhere the eye can see!"

"You say that like it's a bad thing," Shipwreck said.

"WHERE ARE THE OTHER ADULTS?" Roadblock shouted.

"Ya got me," Shipwreck shrugged. "They took off somewhere leaving me in charge."

"Frightening isn't it?" Irene groaned.

"What a mess I see," Roadblock groaned. "Where can all the other adults be?"

Just what are those adults up too? What more madness will there be at this party? Tune in next time to find out!