Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - 'The Empire of the Amon'
Author's Note: This is it! The last chapter! Wow!
Chapter Ten: Happy Endings and New Beginnings
"Well, I have to admit, Bryce, that was... exhausting, to say the least."
"But it was good, right?"
"Excellent..."
"You're a man of many talents."
"Blimey, Lara, if West knew about this, you'd be in so much trouble!"
"Me? You're the one who came up with the idea in the first place!"
"But... you're not going to leave it at that, though, are you? I'll feel all reclusive and negl-ow!" Lara elbowed him in the back gently to stop him rambling. "Bryce, I think you've finally created an indestructible killing machine. Congratulations." The dark haired young man patted the chrome android on the head. "Well, I had to get over S.I.M.O.N. eventually. So I built a new one, makes sense! Anyway, you need a new training partner. Meet Simulated Hazard Intellibot Two, or S.H-"
"Yes, thank you, Bryce!" Hillary appeared round the corner, halting the madness which would be sure to ensue in the conversation continued. "Mister Alex West on the telephone, Lara." The young woman smiled and wandered out to the phone. "Alex... good morning."
"Lara-"
"Ah, before you start speaking again, I'm putting the phone down straight away if you're trying to lure me into finding some random ancient weapon." Silence for a short while and then, "no, I just called to say I love you, but while we're on the subject of potentially life-threatening-"
"Alex..."
"Alright, alright. How's Bryce recovered?"
"Too well - he's already-" Bryce was shaking his head furiously through the glass wall. "- back on his feet and playing tenuously loud music at ungodly hours of the morning. Oh, and I love you too."
"Okay, well, I gotta go, this scary old rich guy wants me to get some weird amulet from God-knows-where... call you when I get back!"
"Bye, Alex." Bryce and Hillary looked at each other and shrugged. "Women... why can't they be like robots? Predictable?"
"You're asking the wrong man, Hillary."
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Fweeee! And that's a wrap! Muha... *steals Bryce and runs away to a far off island*... *steals Hillary 'cause she's also very lazy*
Author's Note: This is it! The last chapter! Wow!
Chapter Ten: Happy Endings and New Beginnings
"Well, I have to admit, Bryce, that was... exhausting, to say the least."
"But it was good, right?"
"Excellent..."
"You're a man of many talents."
"Blimey, Lara, if West knew about this, you'd be in so much trouble!"
"Me? You're the one who came up with the idea in the first place!"
"But... you're not going to leave it at that, though, are you? I'll feel all reclusive and negl-ow!" Lara elbowed him in the back gently to stop him rambling. "Bryce, I think you've finally created an indestructible killing machine. Congratulations." The dark haired young man patted the chrome android on the head. "Well, I had to get over S.I.M.O.N. eventually. So I built a new one, makes sense! Anyway, you need a new training partner. Meet Simulated Hazard Intellibot Two, or S.H-"
"Yes, thank you, Bryce!" Hillary appeared round the corner, halting the madness which would be sure to ensue in the conversation continued. "Mister Alex West on the telephone, Lara." The young woman smiled and wandered out to the phone. "Alex... good morning."
"Lara-"
"Ah, before you start speaking again, I'm putting the phone down straight away if you're trying to lure me into finding some random ancient weapon." Silence for a short while and then, "no, I just called to say I love you, but while we're on the subject of potentially life-threatening-"
"Alex..."
"Alright, alright. How's Bryce recovered?"
"Too well - he's already-" Bryce was shaking his head furiously through the glass wall. "- back on his feet and playing tenuously loud music at ungodly hours of the morning. Oh, and I love you too."
"Okay, well, I gotta go, this scary old rich guy wants me to get some weird amulet from God-knows-where... call you when I get back!"
"Bye, Alex." Bryce and Hillary looked at each other and shrugged. "Women... why can't they be like robots? Predictable?"
"You're asking the wrong man, Hillary."
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Fweeee! And that's a wrap! Muha... *steals Bryce and runs away to a far off island*... *steals Hillary 'cause she's also very lazy*
