Feel the love, everyone! This is the third part of the Heero's Electronics Saga. More parts on the way when I have ideas! Oh, by the by, the narrator in this one is NOT the original. The original is.......busy....but he's here under the name of Nick (based on a friend who will kill me if he ever reads this). Anyway, standard disclaimer applies.

Heero's Microphone

Blue Seeress: *buries face in hands* This can't be happening again.

Narrator: Wufei is chasing Heero around the room screaming death threats in Chinese. Duo and our ex-Narrator are watching...hey wait a minute, Nick, Wufei's about to kill your koi, why are you just standing there?

Nick: Haven't you seen the flashback?

Narrator: Uh...no.

Duo: See, cue it, would ya?

Blue Seeress: Sure.

Nick: Hey wait a minute, you made me beg last time I wanted you to cue a flashback!

Blue Seeress: Stop whining at me. Wufei, sit.

Wufei: Make me onna!

Blue Seeress: Don't call me that. *types on her *keyboard**

Wufei: *somehow ends up tied to a chair with a sock in his mouth*

Heero: *kow-tows at the Blue One's feet*

Blue Seeress: You know, this wouldn't be necessary if you'd stop spying on Fei and Duo.

Heero: Well, no one's given me a mission in a while, I got bored.

Blue Seeress: *rolls eyes, cues flashback*

!!...FLASHBACK...!!


(Fade in on the living room. Wufei and Duo are watching TV in their living room dressed...informally, to say the least. They are rather entangled.)

Wufei: This show is injustice.

Duo: *blinks sleepily* What's so bad about it?

Wufei: The onnas are actually doing something. They should stay home and cook.

Duo: Well, if you dislike it so much...*kisses Wufei*

Wufei: *shifts into a more receptive position and kisses back*

!!...BREAK IN FLASHBACK...!!

Blue Seeress: I think we can skip this part.

Everyone else: BUT....

Blue Seeress: Eechi bakas. All of you. *fastforwards and resumes flashback*

!!...RESUME FLASHBACK...!!

Wufei: *shifts, hits something hard and round (SHADDUP!!! It's not what your dirty minds think it is!)* Nani?

Duo: *pauses* What?

Wufei: There's something on this pillow.

Duo: *frowns* Really? What?

Wufei: *pulls it out* It looks like....a microphone? *remembers the last time he found a suspicious electronic in his house* YUY!!!!!

!!...END FLASHBACK...!!

Narrator: OHHHH. 'o_O

Heero: So THAT'S why he's chasing me this time.

All: -_-'

Wufei: *spits out sock* ONNA!! LET ME GO!!

Blue Seeress: Not if your going to call me onna.

Narrator: I still don't understand why you were letting Wufei try to kill Heero, Nick.

Nick: He shouldn't be spying on them. It's not nice.

Duo: Tell me, have you by chance met a guy named Quatre?

Blue Seeress: *snickers* Quatre would have gone into Zero mode and screamed that they shouldn't be fighting.

Wufei: *breaks out of chair and resumes chasing Heero* NATAKU WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN YUY!!!

Heero: DAMN!! *runs*

Blue Seeress: How the hell did he break out of my ropes?

Duo: *attempts to hide scissors*

Blue Seeress: *spots scissors* DUO!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!! *two knives appear in her hands*

Duo: I thought you didn't approve of killing in your fics! *runs*

Blue Seeress: I'm making an exception! *abruptly changes mind, Duo disappears*

Duo: *reappears tied to chair*

Narrator and Nick: What is with you and tying people to chairs?

Blue Seeress: *shrugs* Narrator-boy, your not doing your job.

Narrator: Huh? Oh, right. Wufei is still chasing Heero. He has his katana by the way. *pauses* You know what I've always wondered? Why does Wufei carry a katana? He's Chinese, so he should carry a Chinese sword.

Blue Seeress: Blame the people who did Gundam Wing. Keep narrating, this is being televised.

Narrator: Really?

Heero: What! Your televising this! *trips over chair*

Wufei: YEEEAAAAWWWW!!! (war cry, you know)

Heero: AAAHHHH!!

Blue Seeress: *types a few things*

Wufei and Heero: *disapear and reappear tied to chairs*

Wufei: DAMN YOU ONNA!! JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED BY THE GREAT-*a sock appears in his mouth again*

Blue Seeress: I've asked you not to call me that.

Heero: *breathes deeply, very happy to be alive*

Nick: *sits on Heero's lap*

Heero: *attempts to shove him of, but finds this very difficult when his arms are tied to a chair* You would have let him kill me!

Nick: *makes puppy eyes[1]* See was there. She wouldn't let Wufei kill you.

Heero: *death glare* But you would?

Nick: *lower lip trembles* It's just...*wails* You don't love me anymore!

Heero: *loses death glare* Huh? Nick, I...

Nick: *still crying* If your so bored you have to bug their apartment you obviously think I'm boring!

Heero: *tries valiantly to comfort Nick*

Wufei: If this gets any more cloying I'll vomit.

Blue Seeress: *smacks Wufei* Shut up. It's sweet. *blinks* Where'd the sock go?

Duo: It wasn't me. I'm still tied up.

Blue Seeress: Then how....never mind. I don't want to know.

Narrator: Things are getting very kissy on Heero and Nick's side of the room. Wufei is muttering something...can you speak up a little, Wufei? I don't think the TV mikes can hear you.

Wufei: *comments on what the TV mikes can go do to themselves*

Narrator: Microphones have no asses.

Wufei: *tells Narrator what he can go do to himself*

Narrator: That sounds...difficult.

Duo: *tells Wufei what he can do to him*

Wufei: *smiles*

Heero: That's a good idea!

Blue Seeress: First, we've got to fix this habit of Heero's.

Duo: *whines* But...

Blue Seeress: Well, if you want Heero spying on you after he's done...

Duo: Never mind. So, whatcha going to do, See?

Blue Seeress: *turns to Heero* Yous guys is moving.

Heero: Hn? My boss won't let me.

Blue Seeress: *sighs* Not to Machu Pichu. I just talked with Trowa and Quatre. You're all moving into one of Q's mansions.

All but Blue Seeress: How...?

Blue Seeress: *holds up *keyboard** It's maaaagic.

Nick: You said that last time.

Blue Seeress: It's still magic.

Wufei: How is that going to solve Yuy's problem?

Heero: Are you implying that there's something wrong with me!?

Blue Seeress: Shut up, Heero.

Heero: *stares in shock upon being told to shut up*

Blue Seeress: Wufei, Quatre's household staff will remove any and all bugs and cameras Monsieur le Perfect Soldier may try to put up. No worries.

Narrator: What happens to me?

Blue Seeress: We go home. After they are all safely moved. *types something on *keyboard**

All but Narrator and Blue Seeress: *disapear* *reappear at Quatre's* *go for bedrooms*

Blue Seeress: *lets Quatre know what's shaking (literally o_O)* Ok, I think that's got it. Review, pretty please. *disapears with Narrator in tow*

[1]: Nick (which isn't quite his real name, anymore than mine is See) has HUGE deep brown eyes and he can look quite puppyish when he sets to. He's not quite as sissy as portrayed in this, although it is a known, admitted fact that he is gay and has a crush on Heero. He did tell me I could use his persona for this, therefore he can kill me, but he can't sue me. Yay.