It's here, the final part of the Heero's Electronics Saga! Called Heero's Invention for reasons which will become evident. Nick is a friend, Narrator Boy is not here, in case you forgot, and *sigh* I don't own any of the other characters.

Duo: Damn right you don't! America is a free country where no man *pauses* *glances nervously at See* er....or woman may own another!

Quatre, Heero, Trowa and Wufei: *come to the uncomfortable realization that they aren't American* *think* Not good.

See: *arrives at similar thought* *grins*

Narrator: But you're not REALLY american, Duo, you're from L2. And, techinically Sunrise Sotsu Agency has rights to your persona and what it is used for.

See: Ah damn, I forgot about them. Oh well, let's get this party started.

Nick: NO! *grips sides of head* Evil, evil song stuck in my head!!!!

All others: *o_O

See: Yeah....anyway....here we go.

Part IV: Heero's Invention

(Fade in on Quatre, who is sitting at his desk doing Winner Corp. things. Enter Wufei)

Wufei: Why didn't you tell me about the new baka security feature, Winner? *holds up object* I nearly stepped on it!

Quatre: *frowns* I don't remember any....let me see that.

Wufei: *hands over object*

Quatre: *frown deepens* We don't have anything like this. I don't even know what it is. Hang on. *pushes button*

Rope: *dangles down into room*

Security Officer Meguanac: *slides down rope* You called, Winner-sama?

Quatre: Is this some kind of new security device? *holds out object*

SOM: HOLD STILL MASTER QUATRE!! *shoots object* *blows smoke of gun barrel*

Wufei: Injustice! You utter idiot!! Now we'll never know what it is!

Quatre: Don't worry, Wufei. There's another behind you. DON'T SHOOT IT ISHTVAN!!

Ishtvan (SOM): Damn. Very well, Master Quatre. *pockets gun*

Wufei: *picks up second object* *holds it to his ear* It beeps. And it is made of metal. Thus I deduce it is electronic.

Quatre: *gives Wufei a funny look* Ok....Sherlock Chang.....weird.

Wufei: Furthermore, as it is beyond our technical knowledge, I further deduce that it is of recent developement. *begins to pace* Now, it also crawls around on these legs. What is electronic and has legs Watson-er, I mean, Winner?

Quatre: A......robotic bug?

Wufei: Precisely Watson!! Now think: why would anyone want to have robots infiltrate the establishment?

Quatre: I'm not sure. Maybe.....to video tape our shower scenes and post them on the internet?

Wufei: *looks disgusted* Holmes, we're international spies. Really, it's elementary.

Quatre: *getting into this* I have it! To spy our movements, eh, Holmes?

Wufei: Exactly my deduction! Now who has the motive AND the means for doing this?

Quatre: Well, we beat Doomon Corp. out of a nice contract last week.....

Wufei: Really, Watson. Look beyond the obvious, man! Could Doomon Corp. invent such a curious gadget?

Ishtvan: *gives Wufei a funny look* Curious gadget?

Quatre: Well, Holmes, come to think of it, I suppose not. But who would?

Ishtvan: Curious GAGDET?

Wufei: *pulls pipe from random place and begins to smoke it* Only one person, Watson, has both the means, and the motive.

Ishtvan: Gadget. GAD. GET. What the hell?

Quatre: You know, Holmes, Heero is really good with electronics. And he has a motive; the first one I men-

Wufei: *shouts suddenly* PRECISELY!! *blinks* Great Nataku, why am I just standing here!? YUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws pipe on floor* *runs down hall*

Quatre: Astounding, Holmes! How do you do it!

Ishtvan: Errr...Master Quatre? What's going on?

Quatre: Oh it's nothing Ishtvan. Go back to your post. Wufei's just going to kill Heero, that's all.....*realizes what he just said* Wufei, STOP! WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!!!! *runs after him*

Ishtvan: *stares after them* What kind of word is GADGET for the love of Allah? *shrugs* *picks up Wufei's pipe* *sniffs it* Oooo, Havanan tobacco! Sweet! *starts smoking pipe* I think I'll go get some tea.

(scene two: in Heero and Nicks bedroom. Heero is sitting in front of computer, Nick is lounging on the bed)

Heero: *frustrated* I can't call up #28.

Nick: So.....?

Heero: That means there's an entire section of the house I'm not scanning!

Nick: You're taking this mission from Quatre awfully seriously.

Heero: Hn.

Nick: TOO seriously. In fact, I'm starting to wonder-

(wufei bursts in, katana drawn)

Wufei: YUY!!!

Heero: Chang?

Wufei: SHINE!! *lunges*

Heero: ....not again...*dodges*

Wufei: *imbeds katana in wall* K'so! *leaves it there to jump on Heero*

Heero: Umf!

(Heero and Wufei roll around on floor, Wufei trying to tear Heero's throat out*

Nick: *drools at the slightly hentai scene*

(Quatre runs in)

Quatre: Wufei! Stop!

Wufei: *pauses just long enough to flip Quatre off*

Nick: Quatre, do you know what's going on?

Quatre: Wufei found a new spying device of Heero's. Robotic bugs.

Nick: Oh. Wait, you didn't tell him to make those?

Quatre: No....

Nick: WHAT! *hauls Wufei off Heero* DAMMIT YOU TOLD ME THOSE WERE FOR SECURITY!!! YOU LIED TO ME!!

Heero: Nick-chan, I-

Nick: *smacks him* HOW DARE YOU!!

Wufei: *stares* I wanted to kill him....

Quatre: *sighs* *pushes blue button on the wall*

Blue Seeress: *appears suddenly* What the...? Who the...? Why the....? Huh?

Quatre: We have a problem. *gestures*

Blue Seeress: Ah. *snaps fingers*

(Nick, Heero and Wufei are all tied to chairs)

Heero: *scowls* I hate it when she does this.

Blue Seeress: Well, fine, I could let everyone go...

Wufei and Nick: YES!!!

Heero: O_O No, that's fine.

Blue Seeress: I've tried moving you. I've tried giving you alternate entertainment. I've tried letting Wufei put the fear of God into your heart. Nothing's worked.

Wufei: Kudos on pointing out the obvious, onna.

Blue Seeress: Shut up. We're going to do this kinder/psychology style.

Quatre: Yes, well, I'll be going now....

Blue Seeress: Do that. *faces tied trio* Ok Heero, you first. What precisely is wrong with subscribing to a hentai doujinshi mag?

Heero: No live action, and some of the drawing is really awful and the plot stinks. With the video tapes, I catch all the action and what leads up to it.

Blue Seeress: o.o I didn't expect that good of an answer...

Wufei: Dammit, Yuy, buy some gay vids then! WHY US!!?

Heero: Duo's creative and Trowa's flexible. And that just doesn't show up in doujinshi.

Blue Seeress: *wishing fervently she hadn't started this* I'll bet. Ok, Nick, why do you mind?

Nick: *glares at Blue Seeress* Gee, See-chan, why would I mind? I mean, aside from the obvious implications regarding his interest in me, and the fact that he calls me Nick-chan while he's thinking of those stupid vids....

Heero: Nick, I never think about the videos when I'm with you.

Nick: Liar!

Heero: I don't! It's only you, Nick-chan. Everything else is just to keep me company when you're away.

Nick: *holding back tears* Really?

Heero: Really.

Nick: Heero......

(Seeress releases Heero and Nick, they collaspe into eachother's arms)

Wufei: *gags* *turns green*

Blue Seeress: *glares at him* You have the sensitivity of a gnat.

Wufei: *glares back* I'd rather have the sensitivity of a gnat than the...*notices knives in Seeress' hands*

Blue Seeress: DO go on, Wufei...

Wufei: *pales*

Nick: *finishes making out with Heero* *jumps on Wufei* *begins hitting him* YOU TRIED TO KILL MY HEE-KOI!!!

Wufei: ITAI! *dodging* You did too!

Nick: That's different!

Blue Seeress: *sighs* *snaps fingers*

Nick: *appears tied to a chair*

Wufei: BAKA MORON! How dare you attack me! Try that again when I'm untied, spawn of injustice!

Blue Seeress: Shut up, Wufei.

Nick: Hey, how come you didn't ask him why he minds Heero's hobby?

Blue Seeress: *stares* Tell you what. I'll ask and come back next year. Summarize what he ranted on when I get back, yes? That is, if he's done by then.

Nick: Right....

Blue Seeress: Alright, I'm taking one last shot at this. First, all the bugs are gone, and the security is being beefed up to be able to stop all future occrences.
Wufei: When...? That's impossible!

Blue Seeress: Say it with me:

All: It's MAAAAAAGIC!

Blue Seeress: Yah. Anyway, you *points at Wufei* will chill. You *points at Heero* will also chill. I'm also giving you a branch of spandex space, where you can let your imagination run loose when Nick isn't around to experiment on. You *points at Nick* will stick around as much as possible. There will also be group therapy once a week, whe everyone gets together and compares techniques. Got it?

Wufei: Gets together.....

Heero: To compare....

Nick: TECHNIQUES!!? What, we're all going to sit around and discuss whose done what to whom and how every week!?

Heero: Sounds kinky.

Wufei: *in shock* An onna came up with a good idea...

Nick: *smirks* I can't wait.

Heero: *also smirks* Quatre might be a little opposed...

Wufei: The clown'll bring him around. And Duo will be up for it.

Nick: And you'll get to tell us what ELSE he's up for...

(group smirk)

Blue Seeress: O.O *didn't expect such eager acceptance* *exits hastily* Things you never wanted to hear....review anyway? Oh, by the by, this is the end of the saga. I'll be working on my other stuff, and this is the end of the plot anyway. Check my other stuff out too! Bai-bai for now!