Disclaimer: I know I forgot the disclaimer in the first chappy, sorry. I don't own DBZ, Akira Toriyama and bunch of other idiots with the copyrights do. End of story.
Author's note: I hope I don't bore you know with my story. Once again, this is not a Vegeta/Bulma romance fic, if you don't like it, you don't have to read it. I guess I could call this a weird Vegetasei fic. There's no Kakarrot in this story either, just Vegeta. I will only tell you that in the sequel (if you actually support this story) you'll know from all the Z warriors and all that shit. Don't flame telling me that Vegeta is OOC, after, I'm the one that wanted to write him of like that. Well at least in this chappy... and maybe others. That's all I got to say for now. Oh yeah, tell me if I have any grammar errors. Thanks!
~ *Scene change* ~
* accions *
~ Michi's thoughts ~
^ Vegeta's thoughts ^
Sunray's thoughts
The Story of Our Miserable Lives
Chapter 2: Hygine is sooo important Veg ( lame title. T_T )
Angeles: *yelling* You stupid jerk! Take a bath already!!!
~ Angeles will break my ears if she keeps screaming to Vegeta like that. I can't believe a guy like him doesn't take bath or anything. Hasn't he heard of personal hygine before. Sunray says he hasn't taken a bath since he was eight years old. She also said that he takes a bath, but just about nine times a year or so. At first I thought that it wasn't possible, but it's not.~
Angeles: *sighs* Vegeta please for the love of joy, take a bath.
Vegeta: *shouting* Why are so fucking interested in my personal hygine all of the sudden?
~ I take it back, he does know what a personal hygine is.~
Celeste: *annoyied* Because you jerk, you stink, you reek. After all, you haven't taken a bath in almost seven years.
Vegeta: So?
Sunray: *also annoyied* Baka. You're going to marry in a few years. Do you want you're bride to die of suffocation?
Vegeta: And?
Michi: *in a baby kind of voice* Gee Vegeta, I didn't know you were afraid of a little wawa. You are such a coward.
Vegeta: *with a vein popping from his head* AFRAID? COWARD? I'll show you. I can take a bath. Just you wait.
Angeles: *almost annoyied* Fine then, what are you waiting for? Go take a bath already, or do I have to bathe you myself Veggie.
Vegeta: *backs away from her stammering* You me... mean ri..right now.
Angeles: Yes, you smelly prince of the fucking asshole!
Vegeta: But? (Can you even imagine the real Vegeta like this. I know I can.)
Angeles: Right now!!!
Vegeta: Eeepp!!!
~ What a moron, just ran away scared as hell. Two days have passed since Vegeta enter the Bathing Center, or as Vegeta likes to call it "The Royal Bathe". He has come out at least ten times and still isn't clean, well sort of. He doesn't smell anymore, but he's still dirty. Poor him, even I pity him. He so pruny and his hair looks all...weird, well, weirder than usual anyway. Senkou even had to go save him cause he fell asleep in there and was actually drowning. I think that only Kaede, Senkou, and me felt sorry for him. Maybe Sunray too, but Angeles and Celeste where asking Senkou with happy faces if Vegeta was dead. They frowned when he said no.~
Angeles: *smiling a little to much* Veggie! Come out already!
Vegeta: *with red eyes and circles under his eyes* I'm tired.
Senkou: Angeles, he's finally clean. I help him. He didn't starve and didn't die.
Vegeta: *shruggs* I feel so empty. Like a part of me has been rip out.
Angeles: Not empty, clean. Now then, you need a hair cut to go with that scrub down.
Vegeta: *panicking* Wait a minute! You never mention getting a hair cut. No way! I'm not gonna do it and that's that.
Angeles: Don't be a baby. *drags Vegeta out of the room*
Vegeta: *pouting and wailing* B...but I'm the Prince of the Saiyans.
Angeles: You can be the King of the fucking underworld for all I care.
Vegeta's screams are heard in the room as everyone except Kaede sweatdrop.
Senkou: Poor him.
A buzzing sound is heard.
Vegeta: *screaming in the distance* NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michi: Maybe Angeles is doing me a favor and she's killing him.
Sunray: *sweatdrops* I doubt it.
Michi: Oh well! So much for hoping.
~* 2 hours later *~
Angeles and Vegeta enter the room once again.
Senkoy: Hey Angeles! Who's your friend?
~ If you're wondering, Senkou hardly ever stares at himself in the mirror. At least that's what I think.~
Michi: *rolls her eyes* How can you be so stupid Senkou. *stands up from her seat, approaches Vegeta and grabs his face to show it to Senkou*
~ Can you believe I haven't notice Vegeta's change?! Now who's stupid?~
Michi: See Senkoy, it is Vegeta!
Senkou: *surprised* Yeah! It's him all right.
~ I take it back, Senkou is more stupid than me.~
Celeste and Sunraise are looking shocked at Vegeta's change while Kaede just has a smile in her face like nothing's wrong.
Celeste: *wide-eyed* No way!
Sunraise: *gasping* Ditto! They are twins!
Kaede: *confused* Huh!
Michi: *sits again* Of course the're twins. Hey, wait aminute?
~ And now I finally react.~
Michi: So he is cute! *rolls eyes backwards and faints*
Vegeta: *sweatdrops* Oh brother. Of cpurse I'm cute, I just don't show it. *arrogantly* After all, I don't want girls bowing at my feet all the time.
Everyone sweatdrops except Kaede.
Angeles: And this comes from the guy that thought he was Adonis with his looks and smell.
Celeste: Michi get up! You're so lame!
Sunray: She's not breathing.
Vegeta: *with a hopeful look* I can give mouth to mouth resu...
A,C, and S: *cut him off* No!!!
Vegeta: *sweats* Just asking.
Kaede and Senkou: Huh?
I know. I know. This chappy was even more chappier than the last one. Don't worry. I'll get to the plot soon enough. Well, till later! Don't forget to R&R.
Author's note: I hope I don't bore you know with my story. Once again, this is not a Vegeta/Bulma romance fic, if you don't like it, you don't have to read it. I guess I could call this a weird Vegetasei fic. There's no Kakarrot in this story either, just Vegeta. I will only tell you that in the sequel (if you actually support this story) you'll know from all the Z warriors and all that shit. Don't flame telling me that Vegeta is OOC, after, I'm the one that wanted to write him of like that. Well at least in this chappy... and maybe others. That's all I got to say for now. Oh yeah, tell me if I have any grammar errors. Thanks!
~ *Scene change* ~
* accions *
~ Michi's thoughts ~
^ Vegeta's thoughts ^
Sunray's thoughts
The Story of Our Miserable Lives
Chapter 2: Hygine is sooo important Veg ( lame title. T_T )
Angeles: *yelling* You stupid jerk! Take a bath already!!!
~ Angeles will break my ears if she keeps screaming to Vegeta like that. I can't believe a guy like him doesn't take bath or anything. Hasn't he heard of personal hygine before. Sunray says he hasn't taken a bath since he was eight years old. She also said that he takes a bath, but just about nine times a year or so. At first I thought that it wasn't possible, but it's not.~
Angeles: *sighs* Vegeta please for the love of joy, take a bath.
Vegeta: *shouting* Why are so fucking interested in my personal hygine all of the sudden?
~ I take it back, he does know what a personal hygine is.~
Celeste: *annoyied* Because you jerk, you stink, you reek. After all, you haven't taken a bath in almost seven years.
Vegeta: So?
Sunray: *also annoyied* Baka. You're going to marry in a few years. Do you want you're bride to die of suffocation?
Vegeta: And?
Michi: *in a baby kind of voice* Gee Vegeta, I didn't know you were afraid of a little wawa. You are such a coward.
Vegeta: *with a vein popping from his head* AFRAID? COWARD? I'll show you. I can take a bath. Just you wait.
Angeles: *almost annoyied* Fine then, what are you waiting for? Go take a bath already, or do I have to bathe you myself Veggie.
Vegeta: *backs away from her stammering* You me... mean ri..right now.
Angeles: Yes, you smelly prince of the fucking asshole!
Vegeta: But? (Can you even imagine the real Vegeta like this. I know I can.)
Angeles: Right now!!!
Vegeta: Eeepp!!!
~ What a moron, just ran away scared as hell. Two days have passed since Vegeta enter the Bathing Center, or as Vegeta likes to call it "The Royal Bathe". He has come out at least ten times and still isn't clean, well sort of. He doesn't smell anymore, but he's still dirty. Poor him, even I pity him. He so pruny and his hair looks all...weird, well, weirder than usual anyway. Senkou even had to go save him cause he fell asleep in there and was actually drowning. I think that only Kaede, Senkou, and me felt sorry for him. Maybe Sunray too, but Angeles and Celeste where asking Senkou with happy faces if Vegeta was dead. They frowned when he said no.~
Angeles: *smiling a little to much* Veggie! Come out already!
Vegeta: *with red eyes and circles under his eyes* I'm tired.
Senkou: Angeles, he's finally clean. I help him. He didn't starve and didn't die.
Vegeta: *shruggs* I feel so empty. Like a part of me has been rip out.
Angeles: Not empty, clean. Now then, you need a hair cut to go with that scrub down.
Vegeta: *panicking* Wait a minute! You never mention getting a hair cut. No way! I'm not gonna do it and that's that.
Angeles: Don't be a baby. *drags Vegeta out of the room*
Vegeta: *pouting and wailing* B...but I'm the Prince of the Saiyans.
Angeles: You can be the King of the fucking underworld for all I care.
Vegeta's screams are heard in the room as everyone except Kaede sweatdrop.
Senkou: Poor him.
A buzzing sound is heard.
Vegeta: *screaming in the distance* NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michi: Maybe Angeles is doing me a favor and she's killing him.
Sunray: *sweatdrops* I doubt it.
Michi: Oh well! So much for hoping.
~* 2 hours later *~
Angeles and Vegeta enter the room once again.
Senkoy: Hey Angeles! Who's your friend?
~ If you're wondering, Senkou hardly ever stares at himself in the mirror. At least that's what I think.~
Michi: *rolls her eyes* How can you be so stupid Senkou. *stands up from her seat, approaches Vegeta and grabs his face to show it to Senkou*
~ Can you believe I haven't notice Vegeta's change?! Now who's stupid?~
Michi: See Senkoy, it is Vegeta!
Senkou: *surprised* Yeah! It's him all right.
~ I take it back, Senkou is more stupid than me.~
Celeste and Sunraise are looking shocked at Vegeta's change while Kaede just has a smile in her face like nothing's wrong.
Celeste: *wide-eyed* No way!
Sunraise: *gasping* Ditto! They are twins!
Kaede: *confused* Huh!
Michi: *sits again* Of course the're twins. Hey, wait aminute?
~ And now I finally react.~
Michi: So he is cute! *rolls eyes backwards and faints*
Vegeta: *sweatdrops* Oh brother. Of cpurse I'm cute, I just don't show it. *arrogantly* After all, I don't want girls bowing at my feet all the time.
Everyone sweatdrops except Kaede.
Angeles: And this comes from the guy that thought he was Adonis with his looks and smell.
Celeste: Michi get up! You're so lame!
Sunray: She's not breathing.
Vegeta: *with a hopeful look* I can give mouth to mouth resu...
A,C, and S: *cut him off* No!!!
Vegeta: *sweats* Just asking.
Kaede and Senkou: Huh?
I know. I know. This chappy was even more chappier than the last one. Don't worry. I'll get to the plot soon enough. Well, till later! Don't forget to R&R.
