Trag: ::Waves brightly:: It's five AM!
Comedy and Fluff: ::are blissfully asleep, where ever they are::
Trag: Uh...Anyway...this is "A Little Rain Never Hurt Anybody." The fic
I've been going on about forever. Next time you'll get a beautiful author's note from Comedy, and chapter three, it's Fluff's turn! Oh…also, for some reason I can't spell check here so, after Comedy goes nearly insane from the errors, she may repost it.

(Note: Heh-heh. First - I already am insane, and second - I've already reposted it. I've done some formatting as well. That's because I love you all platonically. - Comedy)

Disclaimer: If Yu-Gi-Oh were ours...well...if it were ours, what happiness in our stories would be common place in the show. It would be sooooo weird. Also, We got the Duke/Tristen pairing from 'Pikachumaniac' and the "in my pants" thing from
another fanfic.

A Little Rain Never Hurt Anybody
Chapter 1
Egyptian Head Colds, In My Pants and Back to the Cards

This whole story started with a little bit of rain. Yugi's grandpa always said that a little rain never hurt anybody, but in this case it did. See...rain makes cars not work...rain makes people who wouldn't normally spend time together, do just that. Rain makes people wet and wet makes people sick. Most important of all, rain makes people bored.
It was after school at Domino High and Yugi, Tea, Yami, Ryou, Bakura and
Joey were all standing under the overhang, hoping that the rain would stop before they had to start walking home.
The infamous Seto Kaiba was pacing at the bottom of the stairs and howling into his cell phone. "Where are you? What do you mean it wont start!? Argh!"

He threw down the phone, which shattered into thousands of different pieces. He fumed for a moment, then looked - almost pleadingly - up the stairs to where Yugi and his friends were.

"Can I walk with you guys, and use the phone at Yugi's house?" Seto was supposed to be a super genius, but when it came to common sense, he was sorely lacking. The school had plenty of phones...so either our dear Kaiba isn't the brightest crayon in the box, or he had planned some of this.


"Uh...Sure." Yugi said hesitantly. He didn't want Kaiba and Joey to start fighting, but he also was taken off guard by Kaiba's sudden interest in walking with them. Seto loomed behind the group and talked idly with Bakura, who was the only person here with an apathy quotient even close to his.
Finally deciding that the rain wasn't going to let up, they stepped out into it, and the second the first drop of cold water hit Bakura's head, he started sneezing. He mumbled something about a "stupid waterlogged country" and put the ring into his bag.

"This sucks! It's col-achoo-d and wet! Achoo! Damnit! Achoo! Think of something to think about!"

Yugi, who was nearly fluent in "Yami speak," got an evil, suggestive grin, and every one backed away. "We should play, in my pants!"

Ryou knelt down next to him and tugged on Yugi's jeans, "I don't think
we'll all fit."

"Uh...No. It's a game. After everything you say, add 'in my pants'. Get it?"

"In your pants?" Ryou asked, tilting his head slightly.

"Noooooo! In 'My' pants, 'MY' say the 'my,' ok?"

"In Mai's pants? Doesn't she wear a skirt?" Tea mused.

"No, in 'my' pants...just try it ok?"

Seto shouted, "Viva la france in mis pantalones!"

They all spun, nearly getting whiplash, realizing that they had forgotten Seto was even there.

"Oh, Yeah. That was hot, in my pants." Joey snapped sarcastically.

"Nice to know I effect you that way in your pants, in my pants."

Even more sarcastically Joey replied, "Yeah, you turn me on, in my pants."

Tea covered her ears and whined, "This game is nasty! Can't we just do trust falls or something?!"

"Who asked you to play, in my pants?" Bakura shot, then blushed, then sneezed.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT ON SALE?" a familiar voice howled.

They were only a block away from the turtle game shop, and as they turned the corner they saw none other than the 'Harpy Lady' herself: Mai Valentine.

Yugi pointed at her as she shouted at the poor salesmen. "Hey, it's Mai,
in my pants!"

Mai turned and looked at him, appalled, "Yugi! When did you start talking
like that? Joey, I'd expect that from. But you?"

Seto frowned but quickly hid it. "It's a game, in my pants."
"You boys are weird." Mai grunted.

Tea snorted and practically thrust herself at Mai. "Hey, I am NOT a GUY - in case you haven't noticed!"

She ignored Tea completely and leaned around her to look at Yugi. "Can I
play?"

"Go on, in my pants." Came another familiar voice.

All heads turned,.

"Mako? Where the hell did you come from, in my pants?" Joey asked.

"No, not from your pants, from that store over there, in my pants."

Ryou blinked. "You have a store in your pants, in my pants?" (A/N: What
were we thinking?! We made Ryou so ditzy! Ah....he gets better.)

"Who doesn't, in my pants."

Yugi turned to Yami, "You haven't said much Yami, in my pants."

"That's because in Kemet, we didn't have pants, in my pants."

Bakura shrugged and sniffed. "Well, if we had pants in our pants, at least we'd be warm, in my pants!"

Then he started coughing and hid behind Ryou.

"This is sooo confusing, in my pants!" Tea complained.

"One, you're wearing a skirt, and two, so many people visiting and all, I'm sure things in your pants are always confusing!" Seto snapped.

"In your pants!" Every one else shouted.

They were at the game shop, Joey held the door while every one went in, Seto was last.

"Thanks, in my pants." he whispered.

"You're welcome in my pants." Joey replied, out of habit.

Seto grinned and grabbed the blonde by the rim of his pants and pulled him forward, so their bodies were flush and he breathed, practically into Joey's mouth.

"I'll remember your offer...in my pants." He added as an afterthought.

When they finally went in, the girls were upstairs and the boys were downstairs, peeling off their wet shirts. (A/N: Comedy thinks of Bananas when ever she reads that line...You can peel clothing off as well, oh Giggelful one.)(Comedy while editing: That's Comedy-sama to you.) Bakura was hiding behind a chair and sneezing, muttering "In my pants" along with several ancient Egyptian swear words, after each.

Mai and Tea came downstairs wearing clothes much to small for them, apparently Yugi's most baggy outfits.

"Seto was going to rape me, in my pants." Joey stated bluntly.

"If you were in your pants, how was I going to rape you, in my pants?" Said Seto as he tilted his head, feigning confusion.

"You were going to take them off, in my pants!"

"Aaaaaahhhhhhhcccchhhhis!" Everyone looked at Bakura. He had slipped the ring back around his neck and picked up some duel monster cards. "I'm trying to sneeze like the Spanish teacher."

"En mis pantalones." Seto added.

Just then Bakura sneezed again and the ring and cards he was holding began to glow, the room went very bright as one card flew towards each of them.

Just before they vanished and the light dissipated, Yami groaned. "Aw, fuck it, in my pants."

::cue the evil "cliffy" of doom::

(Note: Sorry if there are any errors left. There were quite a lot of them *cough* and I did the best I could. In any case, despite certain genetics, I have a human mentality too. I'm prone to mistake making. - Comedy.)