Trag: Numerous errors? What the hell?! You didn't reformat Loyalty to the
Limits and no one mentioned any mistakes in that, you spell-check Nazi! And
if I made a few typos, that's nothing to your wonderful posting job, can we
say "replace chapter"? And I refuse to add "sama" to your name - after your
"numerous errors" comment you're lucky to be Comedy-chan.
P.S. In the hand written version you spelled "Seto" "Ryou" and "none" wrong. :*P
Comedy: First of all, you had two errors in your above rant. Second, when we wrote this out, I hadn't watched one episode of "Yu-Gi-Oh!", so it's no wonder I spelled the names wrong. Third, get your hands off my neck!
Fluff: Uh.....maybe we should just get on with the chapter.
Trag: ::sighs and takes her hands away from Comedy's neck:: Fine...here it
goes.
Disclaimer: Like we said in the last chapter, we don't own "Yu-Gi-Oh!", ditto to
the Tristen and Duke Pairing, that is all Pikachumaniac's (go read her story
FairyDust when you're done with this, even though it's Seto/Ryou, it's
still really great!).
A Little Rain Never Hurt Anybody
Chapter Two
Yonder Little Peoples
Ok, so they didn't vanish, but they got really small. All of them were
about five inches high (with the exception of Yugi who we really need to get
some growth hormones and Seto who is to tall for his own good) and standing
on the dueling mats that Ryou and Bakura had set up on the floor.
"Whoa, the couch...it grew!" Joey said in awe.
"It didn't grow, you puppy!" Seto snapped, unconsciously pulling off his
helmet and whacking Joey over the head with it, but before he hit the floor
he had drawn his sword and had it pointed a Seto's throat.
"Sword?" He managed to say, before lowering it and staring at himself.
They all looked down and noticed the drastic change in clothes. Yami
screamed.
"Oh my Ra! I'm a femme! In my pants!"
Actually, he wasn't wearing pants...he was dressed as the dark magician girl, high-heeled boots, big gloves and little else. So feminine and to the pharaoh, so degrading.
"Yami...are you still..." Yugi ducked under the skirt, "...a guy?"
"Yes, aibou. I think I'd notice if THAT were gone."
Seto and Joey were looking at each other oddly, while Yugi, as dark
magician, kept trying to look up Yami's skirt, in a curious, innocent sort of
way. Ryou was whining about wearing a dress, again.
Bakura grunted, "We're both wearing them, and they're ROBES...quite
dignified where I come from."
Bakura was dressed as reaper of the cards - but with a face - and Ryou was - you guessed it - change of heart.
Mai was basically wearing a bra and poofy pants, along with wrist blades
(Trag: Ohhh. Pointy.)
"This is kinda like the outfit I wanted!" She squealed/noted.
(Comedy: Baka. *sneezes five times* Evil allergies. *sneezes three more times* Grrar.)
"You wanted a bra and poofy pants?" Mako wondered.
"So? You're wearing...no shirt..." She stared for a moment then snapped back. Mako was the legendary fisherman."Whatever, fish boy."
Tea was wearing a spherical costume.
"I'm shining friendship!" She sang. "I'm the glue that holds us together! The bonding agent! The adhesive! The tape! The rubber cement! The sticky stuff on the back of stamps! The post it notessssssss-AaAaAAAAarrrghghhfffssssssgugeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy" ::thwomp::
(Trag: I did the sound effects, dramatic, ne?)
Mai did a little dance.
"My attack points are higher than yours!" She slashed the twitching Tea again, who digitized.
Joey sighed, the essence of relief. "Someone finally shut her up...I was beginning to think she was immortal. Thank god."
"In your pants?" Seto asked innocently.
Yami exploded (no, not literally).
"We're not playing that anymore! At the moment we're five inches tall.....and I'm dressed as a girl!"
Seto looked over at Joey. "Isn't it great how everyone can just be who
they are these days?"
Joey giggled in response, before turning to Ryou.
Ryou was pacing, panicking if you looked to far into it - but we're assuming you're not that kind of person, dear reader, who reads our mental case albino's various outburst as psychosis and insanity.
"We're damned! Doomed to be short-" he looked at Yugi. "-er. Forever!"
"Aren't you the optimist, Ryou? I really do hate you 'glass half full' types." Bakura snapped.
Yugi mind link whispered to Yami, "I thought Bakura was supposed to be the dark half?"
Just then, there was a knock at the door and they all scrambled...yes...like eggs. "Under the couch!" Mai ordered, Mako ran the other way and she grabbed him, growling. "Under the couch."
"Yes ma'am." he whimpered before following the others.
After a few more moments of knocking the knob turned and Tristen stepped in, dragging dice boy, Duke Devlin (ok...is it Devlin or Deblin? I've seen
it as both...I thought it was Devlin though...Damn this...I like the
Japanese names better!!!!!)(Comedy: Then just call him Otogi O_o) in after him.
Tristen started pacing while Duke sat coolly on the couch, and if either had bothered to look they would have seen eight pairs of eyes looking out at them.
"Why aren't they here? School was done almost two hours ago. Where are they?" The pointy haired one fussed.
"Trist, stop pacing, you're making me nervous."
"You don't look it."
"That's because I'm so self assured, because...." He said, lowering his voice and grabbing Tristen's hand, "I have tons of fan girls that adore me, a deal with industrial illusions...and because none of that matters because I have you." He finished, pulling Tristen onto his lap and brushing their lips together.
"You're a tease, you know that? Stop it and really kiss me already." Tristen groaned.
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"What are they doing?" Yugi asked, tilting his head slightly.
"Kissing." Joey replied shortly.
"Then why are they making those noises?" Yugi asked again.
"'Cause they love each other...I think...I hope...maybe." The blonde
stuttered.
They all steeped out, thinking if not knowing that there was little to no
danger. (The enigmatic cupcake strikes again! Mwhahahahahaha!) "Hey Tristen,
quit sucking face and help us!" Bakura howled.
"Huh? Emmm- Duke, stop...please? Really, stop, I think I heard
something."
"Damn right you heard something!" Bakura shouted again.
Just so ya know, not only is there a Yami/Hikari mindlink, but also a
Yami/Yami mindlink...they just choose not to use it because they aren't the
bestest of buddies.
For once, Yami Yugi took full advantage of this. "Oh,
come on Bakura, you're just jealous that you're not getting any." He teased.
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"Ha! I got you to say it, and Yugi said that those cartoons had no use!"
Meanwhile, back on the ranch, the others were trying to explain why they were only five inches tall.
Tristen cut in, "Yugi, you're all...shorter..."
"I'm not short! I'm vertically challenged!" The boy yelled, his eyes flashing. "You will pay! Dark Magic Attack!"
The sphere-ish ball of magic hit Tristen's "hair" and bounced off. It seemed to have no effect for several moments until the "hair" fell off.
Every one screamed as loose curling hazel locks fell down to his shoulders.
"Tristen, are you still a boy?" Yugi asked for the second time that day.
"Duh, I'm a boy! I just have long hair. That was my hat!!"
"Uh.....ok...."
Just then, Yami Bakura sneezed (Comedy: I feel your pain) and two cards rose off the floor and hit Tristen and Duke. Soon, The Cyber Commander and a pathetic version of the Skull Dice card, stood before them.
"Damn.....there goes the chance that you'll help us." Bakura sniffed.
::End Chapter Two::
Trag: Now all of you, go read FairyDust, then go watch Monty Python, Quest
For The Holy Grail, ok? Oh, and if anyone could draw these, it would be so
great! I'm working on then, but Yami's the only one that turns out decent.
Comedy: *glares at Trag* I had to indent all those "Am not."s and "Are too."s. Once again, you don't have to be human to make mistakes, so forgive a few here and there.
