Kuivros ("Awakening")
By: Cat
Rating: G
Summary: A little vignette inspired by something a friend of mine said in her online journal.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never have been. Never will be. And the first three lines are taken directly from my friend's journal. So credit for them goes to Angel. Sorry for stealing them.
Author's Notes: I'm sorry.
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Gimli: "Hi. How are you?"
Legolas: "Fine. Yourself?"
Gimli: "Dandy."
*long pause*
Gimli: "So... how are you?"
Legolas: "I'm good."
Gimli: "....."
*long pause*
Legolas: "How are you?"
Gimli: "Fine."
Legolas: "....."
*long pause*
Gimli: "Well.. I have to go do something. Talk to you later."
Legolas: "Ok. Bye!"
*even longer pause*
Aragorn: "LEGOLAS!"
Legolas: "STRIDER!"
Aragorn: "How are you?" Legolas: "Fine. You?"
Aragorn: "Bored"
*pause*
Legolas: "Hey, have you read any good fic lately?"
Aragorn: "No."
Legolas: "Yea. Me neither. Hope Cassia and Sio post soon."
Aragorn: "Yeah."
Legolas: "Hey! I found a really nice pic of [insert one of the myriad celebrities here]"
Aragorn: "OHHH!! Send! Send!"
*Legolas sends pic*
*Aragorn and Legolas proceed to ramble on and on about their various obsessions*
Aragorn: "Well, I've gotta go to sleep."
Legolas: "Alright. Talk to you tomorrow."
Aragorn: "Namarie."
*long pause*
*Legolas and Aragorn and Gimli all go off to their respective journals to write about all the things bothering them that they would not dare bring up in conversation and make up excuses as to why*
"I don't want to bother them."
"No one really cares what I say."
"I have to act strong for everyone else."
"People expect me to always be joking around."
"This is just how things are."
*the next day*
Gimli: "Hi. How are you?"
Legolas: "I'm fine. Yourself?"
Gimli: "Dandy..."
*skiping ahead*
Aragorn: "LEGOLAS!"
Legolas: "STRIDER!...."
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So what now?
By: Cat
Rating: G
Summary: A little vignette inspired by something a friend of mine said in her online journal.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never have been. Never will be. And the first three lines are taken directly from my friend's journal. So credit for them goes to Angel. Sorry for stealing them.
Author's Notes: I'm sorry.
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Gimli: "Hi. How are you?"
Legolas: "Fine. Yourself?"
Gimli: "Dandy."
*long pause*
Gimli: "So... how are you?"
Legolas: "I'm good."
Gimli: "....."
*long pause*
Legolas: "How are you?"
Gimli: "Fine."
Legolas: "....."
*long pause*
Gimli: "Well.. I have to go do something. Talk to you later."
Legolas: "Ok. Bye!"
*even longer pause*
Aragorn: "LEGOLAS!"
Legolas: "STRIDER!"
Aragorn: "How are you?" Legolas: "Fine. You?"
Aragorn: "Bored"
*pause*
Legolas: "Hey, have you read any good fic lately?"
Aragorn: "No."
Legolas: "Yea. Me neither. Hope Cassia and Sio post soon."
Aragorn: "Yeah."
Legolas: "Hey! I found a really nice pic of [insert one of the myriad celebrities here]"
Aragorn: "OHHH!! Send! Send!"
*Legolas sends pic*
*Aragorn and Legolas proceed to ramble on and on about their various obsessions*
Aragorn: "Well, I've gotta go to sleep."
Legolas: "Alright. Talk to you tomorrow."
Aragorn: "Namarie."
*long pause*
*Legolas and Aragorn and Gimli all go off to their respective journals to write about all the things bothering them that they would not dare bring up in conversation and make up excuses as to why*
"I don't want to bother them."
"No one really cares what I say."
"I have to act strong for everyone else."
"People expect me to always be joking around."
"This is just how things are."
*the next day*
Gimli: "Hi. How are you?"
Legolas: "I'm fine. Yourself?"
Gimli: "Dandy..."
*skiping ahead*
Aragorn: "LEGOLAS!"
Legolas: "STRIDER!...."
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So what now?
