A/N: Thanks for the reviews. If you'd like a cameo in the story, just email me (superstar_sam@hotmail.com) new character alert! I have a guest writer who writes some of the story (She's Luxish McGee LOL)
Lifestyles of the Magical and the Famous - Drugledore
A week had gone by since Ashy, Sam and the rest of Hogwarts little ordeal during the first day back. Harry and Sam had become so tight that even Ron got a little jealous at times while Snape was always cautiously licking his lips while he saw Ashy and Malfoy holding hands. Ashy and Sam were running late for potions class then all of the sudden the stairs changed and they were greeted by another Hogwarts student by the name of Luxish McGee.
Ashy: What .. The .. Hell … ? *Looks at the staircases moving one by one*
Sam: Meh .. *Hears freaky laughing from upstairs* Hmm .. Sounds like Snape … I guess that *points to one room with a giant eagle standing guard* is the room for potions.
Luxish McGee: Harry … HARRY WHERE ARE YOU??!! HARRY DAMNIT WHERE ARE YOU *runs around like a mad scientist with a digital camera in her hand*
Ashy: Oh look .. It's Colin Creevy the 2nd ..
Sam: OOO BURNNNNNN
Luxish: Need some ice for that burn??
Sam: Oh yeahhhhhhh wait .. Who the hell are you?
Luxish: Luxish, Luxish McGee. I'm a pre-neurosurgeon extraordinaire. I operate on any creature you'd wish me too … let's see .. Hagrid … hmm yes … *mutters to herself* Hmm Hagrid was a hard one .. Too much hair …
Ashy: Uh .. Right. Come on Sam let's go. *Starts walking up the stairs towards the giant eagle*
You don't want to know how long it took for the three Gryffindors to reach the "Potions" classroom. Eventually they made it there, but there was one problem. What was the password?
Sam: *bangs hands on the eagle* Hello?!
Eagle: What's the fucking password?
Ashy: PASSWORD … WHAT PASSWORD?
Luxish: OMG I bet Harry's in there! Harry Harrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Sam & Ashy: *stare blankly at Luxish* Right …
They stood there for 10 minutes, saying all these random words and they were so random, it was scary.
Luxish: Work It!
Sam: I need a glass of-
Ashy: Wata!
Then suddenly, the eagle moved its big huge fat ass that reminded Ashy so much of Hermione that she nearly collapsed.
Ashy: I'm okay … *still looks freaked out*
Sam, Ashy & Luxish: *hears "Because I Got High" by Afroman in the background*
Afroman: *inside the "potions" classroom* Dumbledore … man, you one good druggie … mm hmmm
Dumbledore: *starts humming the theme from "Because I Got High"* I was gonna clean my room until I got high
Afroman & Dumbledore: *sings* because I got high, because I got high!! Ladadadada!!
Dumbledore: Oh dear .. It looks like Fawkes has joined in on the fun! Yes, join in old friend.
Fawkes: *wearing "cool" black shades then Dumbledore stuck a piece of weed in his mouth and he started smoking*
Sam: Er …
Ashy: Um …
Luxish: … That isn't the potions classroom. Why don't we open the door and ask them for the directions to potions?
Sam: Sure .. Why not? *makes a screwed up face*
Ashy: Yeah .. Eh heh
Sam: Uh Professor Dumble- WAH?! *stops in her tracks because of what she sees*
Dumbledore: *stops singing and sees Sam and the others* Hello dear er.. Hogwarts students! Come join Afroman and me in some CRACKpot
Luxish: *looks around the off office for Harry* *pokes Ashy* Where Harry?
Ashy: Dunno .. don't care. Uh. We just came for directions ..
Dumbledore: To your potions class I suspect?
Sam: How did you know?
Dumbledore: *points to a punch of 4th years smoking pot* they joined in on the fun too. 3 years ago .. *sigh* who cares about class, come join us!!
Luxish: SKIP CLASS?!?! we could get in lots of trouble and we won't be able to catch up on all of our homework
Afroman stuck some weed close to Luxish's nostrils and Luxish unknowingly takes a swipe at the magical weed. Sam & Ashy quickly head towards the door but Dumbledore placed a magical spell preventing them from leaving the room.
Ashy & Sam: CRAP
Dumbledore: it's not crap young ladies, it's weed
Luxish: maaaaagical weed
Luxish was clearly overtaken by the potent grass. Soon Sam & Ashy joined in on the fun until a loud banging interrupted their party.
"Dumbledore open the damn door" a high-pitched evil voice shouted out.
Dumbledore: What Snape?
Snape hissed back
Snape: I need to talk to you.
Sam, Luxish and Ashy were too high to even take into account that Snape was about to enter the room.
Snape opened the door and gasped. There they were, Ashy, Sam, and Luxish on the ground unconscious with smiles on their faces.
A/N: OOOO WHAT HAPPENED??? R/R and you'll find out!!
