A/N: I have stolen this chapter from Sammy! Mwahaha! No. We're both writing it.. I'm just doing the A/N D MWAHAHA... - (Sam: Haha very funny Ashy, I helped with this chapter too, afterall its MY story lol)
Lifestyles of the Magical and Famous - Dangerous Wands
And so Snape found rather happy looking students laying unconcious on the floor. Ashy, Sam and Luxish. All sorts of disturbing thoughts and what COULD happen that moment. That is, until Drugledore-er-Dumbledore greeted him.
Dumbledore: Ah, Professor Snake, come join us will you?
Afroman immediately stuck some weed up his noise. Like Luxish, Snape took an unknowingly sniff and was dazed a few seconds later. Forgetting what he was going to talk about with Dumbledore, he sat down with Afroman and Dumbledore, singing with them.
Dumbledore & Afroman & Snape: *singing loudly* I was gonna clean my room until I got high, I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high!!
Ashy: *waking up with a smile* Huh?
Sam: Oh..heh heh, I like it when you touch me there Harry..*giggles more in her unconcious state*
Ashy: What the fuck?!
Sam: *snaps awake and sits up* What?!
Luxish: Harry..heh...heh...*moves around in her sleep*
Ashy: I don't want to know...
Snape: *singing* I was gonna make love to you but then I got high, I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high!
Ashy: Erm- *backs away* Rright...
Snape, Dumbledore and Afroman were far too busy smoking it up to notice the three students awake.
Sam: Luxish wake up! And stop dreaming about my man! *slaps Luxish*
Luxish: No!!!!!! *gets up and takes a picture of Dumbledore, Snape and Afroman* We're in trouble! They're in trouble! *tries to get out the door*
Ashy: You stupid monkey! Dumbledore magically locked the door, so now we helpless students have to face the intoxicating smell of this room and listen to Snape sing horribly!!
Sam & Luxish: *stare at Ashy* Oh..kay..
Ashy: HELP US! *bangs on the door* Let us out!!
So all three students start banging on the 'door'. Until the fat ass eagle statue turns around and faces them.
Ashy: AHHHH!!
Snape, Dumbledore and Afroman still singing in the background.
Eagle: The password?
Sam: Uh, what was it again??!
Luxish: Work it!
Sam: I need a glass of-
Ashy: Piss!! I need to go piss!!
Eagle: Wrong!
Sam: You ruined it BITCH! *slaps Ashy*
Ashy: *dumbfounded* Ruined what?
Luxish: The password! We need to get out! MOMMY!
Sam: K, let's try this again..
Luxish: I need Harrry
Sam: Shut up bitch! *slaps Luxish*
Ashy: *sings* P-M-S!! Sammy has P-M-S!!
Sam: Shut up! *punches Ashy*
Ashy: Ow..
Luxish: Work it!
Sam: I need a glass of-
Ashy: OW! You fucking hurt me! *slaps Sam*
Sam: Now dont you start girl!! *bitch slaps Ashy then Harry comes out of nowhere*
Harry: I've been looking for you everywhere!!
Luxish: HARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps on top of him*
Ashy: *BIG GASP* She's taking advantage of him! POOR LITTLE HARRY! Hey Sam, is Harry's wand little? *snicker*
Sam: *doesn't get it* Well, I think his wand is 9 inches or something..
Harry: HEEELLPPPP
Luxish: *looks excited* 9 inches?! WOW HARRY!!!
Sam: Wtf?! LUXISH!! GET OFF OF HIM *helps Harry up then kicks Luxish* U ok?
Harry: Sure.. I think I broke my wand though..
Ashy: *ANOTHER BIG GASP* LUXISH! You ruined Sammy's pleasure time! YOU BROKE HIS WAND!!
Sam: WHAT?!
Luxish: Ahh!! I broke his wand?! I'm sorry! I didn't even get to take a picture of it! I'm sorry Harry!
Harry: My poor wand snapped in half..
Sam: BITCH! *slaps Luxish* Dun worry Harry, we'll buy you a new one
Ashy: *confused* How the hell do you do that?
Sam: I have my ways Ashy... *evil look* I have my ways
Luxish: Sure...
Ashy: Riight..
Afroman: Yo man! I think I see some pussy! *points at Luxish*
Luxish: Meh?
Snape: My hoe! Come sit on daddy's lap!
Ashy: Wtf?! LET US OUT!! AHHH!!
Harry: I'll protect you Sam.. *looks at Luxish* Uh... Ashy can save you..
Ashy: WHY ME??!!
Sam: Because he says so
Harry: YA!
Ashy: WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY
Sam: BECAUSE HE'S THE BOY... WHO...LIVED *Enya comes back*
Ashy: Okay Hermione is upstairs doing her homework Gayna so just fuck off okay?
Sam: I heard Gandalf is available
Enya: He's gay...
Sam: Who said he wasnt a bi???
Ashy: HE'S A HOMO
Harry: Hermione's gay?
Ashy: Ew! Better not be! *gag*
Enya: *slaps Harry* Boy With No Dick better not be talking about my Hermione like that! *slap slap slap* Didn't yo mama teach you anything?
Luxish: Aww! Don't slap Harrrrrryy.. Harry's mama is dead!
Sam: THAT'S IT UR GONNA GET IT *burps so loud that Enya lands in the Whomping Willow*
W. Willow: MY HAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MY HAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Snape: Baby come sit on daddy's lap!
Luxish: Hellpp mee!!
Ashy: *doesn't bother to*
Sam: ALRIGHT Harry let's get the hell out of here!
Harry: ok babe *disapparates with Sam*
Sam and Harry disappear, leaving Ashy and Luxish with mortified looks.
Ashy: THEY LEFT ME!!
Luxish: HE LEFT MEE!!
They both cry together. Snape wobbles up from his chair and falls flat on his face.
Ashy: He's trying to come over here Luvish!
Luxish: It's Luxish!
Ashy: Whatever! AHH!!
Eagle: Tell me the fucking password and I'll let you out
Ashy: Whoa, where the hell did you come from?
Eagle: I was always here...............
Luxish: Work it!
Ashy: Sam's not here though..
Luxish: Err...that's true. We're DOOOOMED!!
Draco: *appears from no where* Ashley Insert-Your-Last-Name-Here! There you are!
Ashy: *sweatdrop* Eh?
Draco: *grins* I'm here to save you from that perverted Snape! C'mon!
Ashy: YAY! *disapparates with Draco*
Luxish: HEY! YOU LEFT MEEE!!
Snape: Hey bitch! Come here!!
Dumbledore: *coughhack* Snape! Leave the poor creature alone...We have a stock of fourth years over there *points to the smoking students*
Luxish: *cries* WORK IT! I NEED A GLASS OF WATA!
Eagle: *moves his fat ass statue..ass*
Luxish: I'm free!! *runs out of the room and trips* AHH!
Afroman, Dumbledore & Snape: *watch Luxish trip near the stairs*
Luxish: *falls down the stairs and off the side* HAARRRRYYYY
Harry: * kissing Sam* U hear that?
Sam: Nope..
Harry: Okay *continues making out with Sam*
So Luxish was finally free from the room..with the exception of risking her life, falling down the stairs!
A/N: *snickers* So does Luxish McGee(LMFAO) die or what? Tune into the next dramatic episode of! *DUN DUN DUN* Lifestyles of the Magical and Famous! *Ashy leaves with an evil laugh* *Sam laughs along with Ashy*
Sam: Why are we laughing?
Ashy: No idea..
Sam: *keeps laughing*
Ashy: *laughs with Sam*
Lifestyles of the Magical and Famous - Dangerous Wands
And so Snape found rather happy looking students laying unconcious on the floor. Ashy, Sam and Luxish. All sorts of disturbing thoughts and what COULD happen that moment. That is, until Drugledore-er-Dumbledore greeted him.
Dumbledore: Ah, Professor Snake, come join us will you?
Afroman immediately stuck some weed up his noise. Like Luxish, Snape took an unknowingly sniff and was dazed a few seconds later. Forgetting what he was going to talk about with Dumbledore, he sat down with Afroman and Dumbledore, singing with them.
Dumbledore & Afroman & Snape: *singing loudly* I was gonna clean my room until I got high, I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high!!
Ashy: *waking up with a smile* Huh?
Sam: Oh..heh heh, I like it when you touch me there Harry..*giggles more in her unconcious state*
Ashy: What the fuck?!
Sam: *snaps awake and sits up* What?!
Luxish: Harry..heh...heh...*moves around in her sleep*
Ashy: I don't want to know...
Snape: *singing* I was gonna make love to you but then I got high, I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high!
Ashy: Erm- *backs away* Rright...
Snape, Dumbledore and Afroman were far too busy smoking it up to notice the three students awake.
Sam: Luxish wake up! And stop dreaming about my man! *slaps Luxish*
Luxish: No!!!!!! *gets up and takes a picture of Dumbledore, Snape and Afroman* We're in trouble! They're in trouble! *tries to get out the door*
Ashy: You stupid monkey! Dumbledore magically locked the door, so now we helpless students have to face the intoxicating smell of this room and listen to Snape sing horribly!!
Sam & Luxish: *stare at Ashy* Oh..kay..
Ashy: HELP US! *bangs on the door* Let us out!!
So all three students start banging on the 'door'. Until the fat ass eagle statue turns around and faces them.
Ashy: AHHHH!!
Snape, Dumbledore and Afroman still singing in the background.
Eagle: The password?
Sam: Uh, what was it again??!
Luxish: Work it!
Sam: I need a glass of-
Ashy: Piss!! I need to go piss!!
Eagle: Wrong!
Sam: You ruined it BITCH! *slaps Ashy*
Ashy: *dumbfounded* Ruined what?
Luxish: The password! We need to get out! MOMMY!
Sam: K, let's try this again..
Luxish: I need Harrry
Sam: Shut up bitch! *slaps Luxish*
Ashy: *sings* P-M-S!! Sammy has P-M-S!!
Sam: Shut up! *punches Ashy*
Ashy: Ow..
Luxish: Work it!
Sam: I need a glass of-
Ashy: OW! You fucking hurt me! *slaps Sam*
Sam: Now dont you start girl!! *bitch slaps Ashy then Harry comes out of nowhere*
Harry: I've been looking for you everywhere!!
Luxish: HARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps on top of him*
Ashy: *BIG GASP* She's taking advantage of him! POOR LITTLE HARRY! Hey Sam, is Harry's wand little? *snicker*
Sam: *doesn't get it* Well, I think his wand is 9 inches or something..
Harry: HEEELLPPPP
Luxish: *looks excited* 9 inches?! WOW HARRY!!!
Sam: Wtf?! LUXISH!! GET OFF OF HIM *helps Harry up then kicks Luxish* U ok?
Harry: Sure.. I think I broke my wand though..
Ashy: *ANOTHER BIG GASP* LUXISH! You ruined Sammy's pleasure time! YOU BROKE HIS WAND!!
Sam: WHAT?!
Luxish: Ahh!! I broke his wand?! I'm sorry! I didn't even get to take a picture of it! I'm sorry Harry!
Harry: My poor wand snapped in half..
Sam: BITCH! *slaps Luxish* Dun worry Harry, we'll buy you a new one
Ashy: *confused* How the hell do you do that?
Sam: I have my ways Ashy... *evil look* I have my ways
Luxish: Sure...
Ashy: Riight..
Afroman: Yo man! I think I see some pussy! *points at Luxish*
Luxish: Meh?
Snape: My hoe! Come sit on daddy's lap!
Ashy: Wtf?! LET US OUT!! AHHH!!
Harry: I'll protect you Sam.. *looks at Luxish* Uh... Ashy can save you..
Ashy: WHY ME??!!
Sam: Because he says so
Harry: YA!
Ashy: WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY
Sam: BECAUSE HE'S THE BOY... WHO...LIVED *Enya comes back*
Ashy: Okay Hermione is upstairs doing her homework Gayna so just fuck off okay?
Sam: I heard Gandalf is available
Enya: He's gay...
Sam: Who said he wasnt a bi???
Ashy: HE'S A HOMO
Harry: Hermione's gay?
Ashy: Ew! Better not be! *gag*
Enya: *slaps Harry* Boy With No Dick better not be talking about my Hermione like that! *slap slap slap* Didn't yo mama teach you anything?
Luxish: Aww! Don't slap Harrrrrryy.. Harry's mama is dead!
Sam: THAT'S IT UR GONNA GET IT *burps so loud that Enya lands in the Whomping Willow*
W. Willow: MY HAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MY HAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Snape: Baby come sit on daddy's lap!
Luxish: Hellpp mee!!
Ashy: *doesn't bother to*
Sam: ALRIGHT Harry let's get the hell out of here!
Harry: ok babe *disapparates with Sam*
Sam and Harry disappear, leaving Ashy and Luxish with mortified looks.
Ashy: THEY LEFT ME!!
Luxish: HE LEFT MEE!!
They both cry together. Snape wobbles up from his chair and falls flat on his face.
Ashy: He's trying to come over here Luvish!
Luxish: It's Luxish!
Ashy: Whatever! AHH!!
Eagle: Tell me the fucking password and I'll let you out
Ashy: Whoa, where the hell did you come from?
Eagle: I was always here...............
Luxish: Work it!
Ashy: Sam's not here though..
Luxish: Err...that's true. We're DOOOOMED!!
Draco: *appears from no where* Ashley Insert-Your-Last-Name-Here! There you are!
Ashy: *sweatdrop* Eh?
Draco: *grins* I'm here to save you from that perverted Snape! C'mon!
Ashy: YAY! *disapparates with Draco*
Luxish: HEY! YOU LEFT MEEE!!
Snape: Hey bitch! Come here!!
Dumbledore: *coughhack* Snape! Leave the poor creature alone...We have a stock of fourth years over there *points to the smoking students*
Luxish: *cries* WORK IT! I NEED A GLASS OF WATA!
Eagle: *moves his fat ass statue..ass*
Luxish: I'm free!! *runs out of the room and trips* AHH!
Afroman, Dumbledore & Snape: *watch Luxish trip near the stairs*
Luxish: *falls down the stairs and off the side* HAARRRRYYYY
Harry: * kissing Sam* U hear that?
Sam: Nope..
Harry: Okay *continues making out with Sam*
So Luxish was finally free from the room..with the exception of risking her life, falling down the stairs!
A/N: *snickers* So does Luxish McGee(LMFAO) die or what? Tune into the next dramatic episode of! *DUN DUN DUN* Lifestyles of the Magical and Famous! *Ashy leaves with an evil laugh* *Sam laughs along with Ashy*
Sam: Why are we laughing?
Ashy: No idea..
Sam: *keeps laughing*
Ashy: *laughs with Sam*
