SUPER TABOO FF7: THE SECOND CHAPTER!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY Original Prankstar Disclaimer: I own nothing, so leave me alone...

Thanks for all the reviews, *Cough, Cough*, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! I ONLY GOT ABOUT 5 REVIEWS! IF YOU READ MY WORK AND DONT REVIEW, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!

Nightime in Midigar...

Vincent wakes up to hear a ruffling sound under his sleeping bag.

Vincent: AHHHHHHHH!

VIVH: AHHHHHHHH!

VIVP: Just a little bit lower, babe! OHHHHH YEAH!

Vincent: GET OFFA ME!(Kicks Maria off him.)

Maria: SHIT!

Vincent:^Why, god, Why!?^

VIVH: I'm sorry man...

VIVP: Party pooper!

Vincent: Dude, your my figgin mom!

Maria: ... Good point!

Vincent: I'm so out of here!

Maria: What're ya gonna do, run out of here, naked. Heehee hee!

Vincent: Where's my cloaths?

Maria: You have to earn them first!

VIVH: WHY, GOD. WHY!

VIVP: Yeah, Vincent, go earn your cloaths

Vincent:^Maybee Sara will give me some cloaths?^

VIVH: Sigh, you put yourself in these situations!

Vincent runs into Sara's room, locks the door, and rumages through Sara's Cloaths.

Sara: (waking up) Who's there?(see's Vincent)*Giggle* Ohhh, Vincent!

Vincent: (Putting on dress) AHHHHH! NOT YOU TOO!

Sara: Ooooh, role-play. You be the circus freek she-male, and I'll be the virgin fan!

Vincent:^Hey, the dress has haste materia in it!^

VIVH: Sweet! Use it to excape!

Vincent: SLOW!

Sara: W... H...A...T... .... A....R....E.... ... Y...O...U... ... D.... O...I...N...G....?

VIVP: Good, now use Haste as a substitute viagra!

VIVH: When this is all over, I'm gonna make you pay!

Vincent: ^I'll have to use the window!^(Leaps out window)

Hurray! Vincent has excaped! And now, it's finnaly time to catch some shut- eye, so he goes to sleep in a dark alley... But one of his voices is still awake...

VIVP: Hee hee hee hee...

VIVH: Zzzzzzz...

Vincent: Zzzzzz...

VIVP: Now its time to return home, good old Vincent! You may see it as a wet dream, but it wont be! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

And so, Vincent sleep walks back home under the evil VIVP power.

Vincent: (opens door to house) Honney, I'm home! AHAHAHAHAH!

Maria runs down the stairs.

Maria: I knew you'd cum back!

Vincent: Hee hee hee!

Maria: AHHHAHAHAH!

Vincent: Come here, we musn't waste any time! He'll wake up soon!

Maria: Who?

Vincent: Vincents real persona!

Maria: So you are?

Vincent: The voice in Vincents pants!

Maria: If your up here, then whos down there?

VIVH: OKAY YOU STUPID BALLS, TIME TO TAKE, YET ANOTHER NAP!

Balls: GOT IT SIR!

VIVP: NOOOOOOO! I WAS SO CLOSE.... Zzzzzzzzz....

VIVH: Now I will control Vincent!

Vincent: You disgusting Bitch!

Maria: Ooooh, please dont hurt me sir!*Giggle*

Vincent: I'm serious! (Real Vincent wakes up)

VIVH: Oh, your back!

Vincent: Why the hell am I here?

Maria: To get friskey!

VIVH: VIVP took over as you slept.

Vincent:^Then, gulp, did I?^

VIVH: NO!

Vincent:^Thank god! Hey, I know this fealling...^ HEEEHEHEHEHAHGAROGJADFGJADOFGA!

VIVH: Oh, did I forget to mention the, ur, way I stopped him?

Vincent: HAHAHER)FQAFOIEJGBEOTHBE)WABMT)SWOTBNJORTWSOTHJBO!

Maria: AHHHHH! I like em' better when they act like this!

Vincent passes out in pain!

Vincent: (wakes up in Maria's bed) AHHHHHH!

Maria: Whats wrong, sweetie pie!

Vincent: DONT CALL ME THAT! (Flipps over and sees Sara) AHHHHHH!

VIVH: Cant... Move... Blinded by sweet ass!

VIVP: Ooooh Yeah!

Sara: Ooooh, big brother, your still hard-

Vincent: AHHHHHHHHHHH! NONONONONONONONONONONO!

Voice from Vincent's Future: Damn, now I remember, I drugged myself up so bad durring college so I wouldn't remember, Now I gotta do it again!

Vincent: (Hops up out of bed) Did we? (Sara and Maria shake their heads) NOOOOOOO!

Maria: Why do you say that when it was so good!

Vincent: It wasn't good for me, I dont even remember!

VIVP: We didn't need you to have fun, so we let you get your beauty rest.

Sara: Ooooh, let us go at it again big brother, maybee you'll like it this time!

Vincent:AHHHHHH!

VIVH: Sorry, man! You know you stop thinkin when you see boobies! Booooobies (drools)

Vincent: (gets gun from desk and aims it at head) I'm sorry, God. I'll just go ahead and do you a favor!

Sara: No, big brother, don't!(Takes gun away)

Vincent:(Takes gun back) Who said I was gonna kill myself?(Aims at crotch)

VIVP: NOOOOOOOO! SAVE ME SAVE ME!

POW!

Vincent wakes up in a hospital room.

Vincent: Hee hee hee...

VIVH: Um, Vincent...

Vincent: NO MORE MR.-

Sara:(entering room) Oh, good, Vincent's okay!

Vincent: I have erased the problem! YAY!

VIVP: No you didn't!

Vincent: NOOOOOOO!

Maria:(Entering room) Hey, Vinny, they say your buddy will be okay just in time for Christmas, and we'll have a special present for you!

Vincent: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

YAY! This next chapter will be the last of the series, were Vincent completely erases the problem, but wich one?

The Christmas Party!