SUPER TABOO FF7: THE SECOND CHAPTER!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BY Original Prankstar
Disclaimer: I own nothing, so leave me alone...
Thanks for all the reviews, *Cough, Cough*, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! I ONLY GOT ABOUT 5 REVIEWS! IF YOU READ MY WORK AND DONT REVIEW, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
Nightime in Midigar...
Vincent wakes up to hear a ruffling sound under his sleeping bag.
Vincent: AHHHHHHHH!
VIVH: AHHHHHHHH!
VIVP: Just a little bit lower, babe! OHHHHH YEAH!
Vincent: GET OFFA ME!(Kicks Maria off him.)
Maria: SHIT!
Vincent:^Why, god, Why!?^
VIVH: I'm sorry man...
VIVP: Party pooper!
Vincent: Dude, your my figgin mom!
Maria: ... Good point!
Vincent: I'm so out of here!
Maria: What're ya gonna do, run out of here, naked. Heehee hee!
Vincent: Where's my cloaths?
Maria: You have to earn them first!
VIVH: WHY, GOD. WHY!
VIVP: Yeah, Vincent, go earn your cloaths
Vincent:^Maybee Sara will give me some cloaths?^
VIVH: Sigh, you put yourself in these situations!
Vincent runs into Sara's room, locks the door, and rumages through Sara's Cloaths.
Sara: (waking up) Who's there?(see's Vincent)*Giggle* Ohhh, Vincent!
Vincent: (Putting on dress) AHHHHH! NOT YOU TOO!
Sara: Ooooh, role-play. You be the circus freek she-male, and I'll be the virgin fan!
Vincent:^Hey, the dress has haste materia in it!^
VIVH: Sweet! Use it to excape!
Vincent: SLOW!
Sara: W... H...A...T... .... A....R....E.... ... Y...O...U... ... D.... O...I...N...G....?
VIVP: Good, now use Haste as a substitute viagra!
VIVH: When this is all over, I'm gonna make you pay!
Vincent: ^I'll have to use the window!^(Leaps out window)
Hurray! Vincent has excaped! And now, it's finnaly time to catch some shut- eye, so he goes to sleep in a dark alley... But one of his voices is still awake...
VIVP: Hee hee hee hee...
VIVH: Zzzzzzz...
Vincent: Zzzzzz...
VIVP: Now its time to return home, good old Vincent! You may see it as a wet dream, but it wont be! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
And so, Vincent sleep walks back home under the evil VIVP power.
Vincent: (opens door to house) Honney, I'm home! AHAHAHAHAH!
Maria runs down the stairs.
Maria: I knew you'd cum back!
Vincent: Hee hee hee!
Maria: AHHHAHAHAH!
Vincent: Come here, we musn't waste any time! He'll wake up soon!
Maria: Who?
Vincent: Vincents real persona!
Maria: So you are?
Vincent: The voice in Vincents pants!
Maria: If your up here, then whos down there?
VIVH: OKAY YOU STUPID BALLS, TIME TO TAKE, YET ANOTHER NAP!
Balls: GOT IT SIR!
VIVP: NOOOOOOO! I WAS SO CLOSE.... Zzzzzzzzz....
VIVH: Now I will control Vincent!
Vincent: You disgusting Bitch!
Maria: Ooooh, please dont hurt me sir!*Giggle*
Vincent: I'm serious! (Real Vincent wakes up)
VIVH: Oh, your back!
Vincent: Why the hell am I here?
Maria: To get friskey!
VIVH: VIVP took over as you slept.
Vincent:^Then, gulp, did I?^
VIVH: NO!
Vincent:^Thank god! Hey, I know this fealling...^ HEEEHEHEHEHAHGAROGJADFGJADOFGA!
VIVH: Oh, did I forget to mention the, ur, way I stopped him?
Vincent: HAHAHER)FQAFOIEJGBEOTHBE)WABMT)SWOTBNJORTWSOTHJBO!
Maria: AHHHHH! I like em' better when they act like this!
Vincent passes out in pain!
Vincent: (wakes up in Maria's bed) AHHHHHH!
Maria: Whats wrong, sweetie pie!
Vincent: DONT CALL ME THAT! (Flipps over and sees Sara) AHHHHHH!
VIVH: Cant... Move... Blinded by sweet ass!
VIVP: Ooooh Yeah!
Sara: Ooooh, big brother, your still hard-
Vincent: AHHHHHHHHHHH! NONONONONONONONONONONO!
Voice from Vincent's Future: Damn, now I remember, I drugged myself up so bad durring college so I wouldn't remember, Now I gotta do it again!
Vincent: (Hops up out of bed) Did we? (Sara and Maria shake their heads) NOOOOOOO!
Maria: Why do you say that when it was so good!
Vincent: It wasn't good for me, I dont even remember!
VIVP: We didn't need you to have fun, so we let you get your beauty rest.
Sara: Ooooh, let us go at it again big brother, maybee you'll like it this time!
Vincent:AHHHHHH!
VIVH: Sorry, man! You know you stop thinkin when you see boobies! Booooobies (drools)
Vincent: (gets gun from desk and aims it at head) I'm sorry, God. I'll just go ahead and do you a favor!
Sara: No, big brother, don't!(Takes gun away)
Vincent:(Takes gun back) Who said I was gonna kill myself?(Aims at crotch)
VIVP: NOOOOOOOO! SAVE ME SAVE ME!
POW!
Vincent wakes up in a hospital room.
Vincent: Hee hee hee...
VIVH: Um, Vincent...
Vincent: NO MORE MR.-
Sara:(entering room) Oh, good, Vincent's okay!
Vincent: I have erased the problem! YAY!
VIVP: No you didn't!
Vincent: NOOOOOOO!
Maria:(Entering room) Hey, Vinny, they say your buddy will be okay just in time for Christmas, and we'll have a special present for you!
Vincent: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
YAY! This next chapter will be the last of the series, were Vincent completely erases the problem, but wich one?
The Christmas Party!
Thanks for all the reviews, *Cough, Cough*, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! I ONLY GOT ABOUT 5 REVIEWS! IF YOU READ MY WORK AND DONT REVIEW, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
Nightime in Midigar...
Vincent wakes up to hear a ruffling sound under his sleeping bag.
Vincent: AHHHHHHHH!
VIVH: AHHHHHHHH!
VIVP: Just a little bit lower, babe! OHHHHH YEAH!
Vincent: GET OFFA ME!(Kicks Maria off him.)
Maria: SHIT!
Vincent:^Why, god, Why!?^
VIVH: I'm sorry man...
VIVP: Party pooper!
Vincent: Dude, your my figgin mom!
Maria: ... Good point!
Vincent: I'm so out of here!
Maria: What're ya gonna do, run out of here, naked. Heehee hee!
Vincent: Where's my cloaths?
Maria: You have to earn them first!
VIVH: WHY, GOD. WHY!
VIVP: Yeah, Vincent, go earn your cloaths
Vincent:^Maybee Sara will give me some cloaths?^
VIVH: Sigh, you put yourself in these situations!
Vincent runs into Sara's room, locks the door, and rumages through Sara's Cloaths.
Sara: (waking up) Who's there?(see's Vincent)*Giggle* Ohhh, Vincent!
Vincent: (Putting on dress) AHHHHH! NOT YOU TOO!
Sara: Ooooh, role-play. You be the circus freek she-male, and I'll be the virgin fan!
Vincent:^Hey, the dress has haste materia in it!^
VIVH: Sweet! Use it to excape!
Vincent: SLOW!
Sara: W... H...A...T... .... A....R....E.... ... Y...O...U... ... D.... O...I...N...G....?
VIVP: Good, now use Haste as a substitute viagra!
VIVH: When this is all over, I'm gonna make you pay!
Vincent: ^I'll have to use the window!^(Leaps out window)
Hurray! Vincent has excaped! And now, it's finnaly time to catch some shut- eye, so he goes to sleep in a dark alley... But one of his voices is still awake...
VIVP: Hee hee hee hee...
VIVH: Zzzzzzz...
Vincent: Zzzzzz...
VIVP: Now its time to return home, good old Vincent! You may see it as a wet dream, but it wont be! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
And so, Vincent sleep walks back home under the evil VIVP power.
Vincent: (opens door to house) Honney, I'm home! AHAHAHAHAH!
Maria runs down the stairs.
Maria: I knew you'd cum back!
Vincent: Hee hee hee!
Maria: AHHHAHAHAH!
Vincent: Come here, we musn't waste any time! He'll wake up soon!
Maria: Who?
Vincent: Vincents real persona!
Maria: So you are?
Vincent: The voice in Vincents pants!
Maria: If your up here, then whos down there?
VIVH: OKAY YOU STUPID BALLS, TIME TO TAKE, YET ANOTHER NAP!
Balls: GOT IT SIR!
VIVP: NOOOOOOO! I WAS SO CLOSE.... Zzzzzzzzz....
VIVH: Now I will control Vincent!
Vincent: You disgusting Bitch!
Maria: Ooooh, please dont hurt me sir!*Giggle*
Vincent: I'm serious! (Real Vincent wakes up)
VIVH: Oh, your back!
Vincent: Why the hell am I here?
Maria: To get friskey!
VIVH: VIVP took over as you slept.
Vincent:^Then, gulp, did I?^
VIVH: NO!
Vincent:^Thank god! Hey, I know this fealling...^ HEEEHEHEHEHAHGAROGJADFGJADOFGA!
VIVH: Oh, did I forget to mention the, ur, way I stopped him?
Vincent: HAHAHER)FQAFOIEJGBEOTHBE)WABMT)SWOTBNJORTWSOTHJBO!
Maria: AHHHHH! I like em' better when they act like this!
Vincent passes out in pain!
Vincent: (wakes up in Maria's bed) AHHHHHH!
Maria: Whats wrong, sweetie pie!
Vincent: DONT CALL ME THAT! (Flipps over and sees Sara) AHHHHHH!
VIVH: Cant... Move... Blinded by sweet ass!
VIVP: Ooooh Yeah!
Sara: Ooooh, big brother, your still hard-
Vincent: AHHHHHHHHHHH! NONONONONONONONONONONO!
Voice from Vincent's Future: Damn, now I remember, I drugged myself up so bad durring college so I wouldn't remember, Now I gotta do it again!
Vincent: (Hops up out of bed) Did we? (Sara and Maria shake their heads) NOOOOOOO!
Maria: Why do you say that when it was so good!
Vincent: It wasn't good for me, I dont even remember!
VIVP: We didn't need you to have fun, so we let you get your beauty rest.
Sara: Ooooh, let us go at it again big brother, maybee you'll like it this time!
Vincent:AHHHHHH!
VIVH: Sorry, man! You know you stop thinkin when you see boobies! Booooobies (drools)
Vincent: (gets gun from desk and aims it at head) I'm sorry, God. I'll just go ahead and do you a favor!
Sara: No, big brother, don't!(Takes gun away)
Vincent:(Takes gun back) Who said I was gonna kill myself?(Aims at crotch)
VIVP: NOOOOOOOO! SAVE ME SAVE ME!
POW!
Vincent wakes up in a hospital room.
Vincent: Hee hee hee...
VIVH: Um, Vincent...
Vincent: NO MORE MR.-
Sara:(entering room) Oh, good, Vincent's okay!
Vincent: I have erased the problem! YAY!
VIVP: No you didn't!
Vincent: NOOOOOOO!
Maria:(Entering room) Hey, Vinny, they say your buddy will be okay just in time for Christmas, and we'll have a special present for you!
Vincent: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
YAY! This next chapter will be the last of the series, were Vincent completely erases the problem, but wich one?
The Christmas Party!
