Charlotte-::Sitting in Meiyer's black carriage humming a song::

Meiyer-Charlotte, my love, can you please stop humming?

Charlotte- Oh fine! ::Stops humming and pulls out a can of Spam from her pocket::

Meiyer- ::Looks at the can:: Whats that?

Charlotte- Oh, its Spam! ::Begings to eat the Spam::

Meiyer- ......And that is?

Charlotte- Well, its chopped pork meat with ham added and salt and water and sugar and sodium nitrate! ::Pigging out on the Spam::

Meiyer- Allright then.....

Charlotte- ::Looks into the can:: OOOOOO Theres a little bit left! Would you care to try some?

Meiyer- No,thank you.

Charlotte- BUT WHY!? Spam is one of the most heavenly foods on this planet!

Meiyer- Charlotte, I'm a vampire, I drink blood.

Charlotte- I KNOW BUT CAN'T YOU JUST TRY IT!?

Meiyer- NO

::The carriage stops::

Charlotte- Why are we stoping?

Kyle- ::Opens the door:: Your safe now, come with.......Hey! Is that Spam?

Charlotte- Yes it is!

Kyle- Awesome! Hey Borgoff, shes got Spam!

Borgoff- Spam!? ::Runs inside and grabs a can::

::Borgoff, Kyle and Charlotte are munching on Spam, while Meiyer closes the lid on his coffing, frustrated. Mashire also joins them::

Meiyer- CHARLOTTE! ::Pulls her into his coffin::

Charlotte- ::Eating Spam:: Yes Meiyer?

Meiyer- Charlotte! We cannot have those vampire hunters in here! I'M A VAMPIRE!

Charlotte- I KNOW! But they won't hurt you, the Spam has brought us all together to be friends!

Meiyer- Okay, but what about when theres no more Spam?

Charlotte- Then we'll have a problem, but its too late to fix that problem! ::Gets out the coffin::

Sadly, I plan to continue this story so please R&R and I'll add the next chapter ASAP!