Not So Far Away....

D- ::On his horse, riding to the castle::

Left Hand- Hey D, are you hungry?

D- No.

Left Hand- Well I am! You wanna know what I can really go for right now?

D- ::Ignores Left Hand::

Left Hand- SPAM. Man, that's some great stuff! I mean, you can add it to anything! Like macaroni & cheese, OoOoO and you can make Spam burgers too! ::Rambles on about Spam::

D- ::Says dully:: Shut up.

Back At The Carriage....

::Everyone is finishing up there Spam, and tensions are getting high::

Borgoff- Hey Kyle, why are we here anyways?

Kyle- Cuz of the Spam?

Borgoff- No no no, there was something else...OH YEAH! I REMEMBER NOW!

Meiyer- Oh god...

Borgoff- We were sent to save the girl and kill the vampire!

Charlotte- ::Eyes go wide:: HUH?

Kyle- OH YEAH! NOW WHERE IS HE?!

Charlotte- ::Sits on the coffin:: OoOoOoOoO Well I REALLY don't know! But he's not in this coffin! Yep , this is where we keep...his albino friend!

Borgoff- Albino friend? CAN I SEE!?

Charlotte- NO

Kyle- OH well why not?

Charlotte- Well...because he can't come in contact with any light...

Kyle- ::Pushes Charlotte off the coffin and opens it:: HEY she's right!

Borgoff- That's pretty neat!

Meiyer- ::Watching Kyle and Borgoff stair at him like a freak::