Got DNA?
Chapter 1: Enter the Land of Confusion
by:Inuyasha-lover13
A.N.- Honda=Tristan, Yami=Yami Yugi, Ryou=Yami Bakura, Anzu=Tea, Lizz=ME!!!!
Let the Randomness Begin!!!!
Lizz:Hello hello people, I'm Rabid-fangirl13, coming to you from Kaiba's house, and you're reading 'Got DNA?' *scrunches nose* Sorry, Channel 1 is rotting my brain. *A little Bakura runs by*
Little Bakura:Weee!
Lizz:That is my DNA splice experiment. Indin' he KAWAII!!!????
Little Bakura:*smiles. holds up sign that reads 'ME CUTE!!!'*
Lizz:He's a yugi/bakura. I call him, Yukura!
Yukura:WEEE!!!
Yami:My dear god...
Kaiba:-_-
Lizz:*hits Kaiba with hammer* Send my descriptions of yourself, and which character you want to be spliced with. Also you can tell me who you want to be spliced with what. Ect. Yugi/potato, or Honda/tree. I will do my best to get it done!
Yugi:*pokes Yukura*
Yukura:*pokes Yugi*
Yugi:*pokes Yukura*
Lizz:Since I KNOW this is gonna go on for awhile...let's launch water balloons!
Joey:At who?
Lizz:*thinks* I know *pulls out hat* We'll draw names!
All except Yakura:O.o
Yukura:WEE!!
Lizz:*draws out three names* Kaiba...
Kaiba:*pulls out knife* I'm going to kill myself...
Lizz:Joey...
Joey:*has on Pikachu boxers and no pants* I'm cold
Lizz:And...Yami?
Yami:*eyes shrink* AHHHHH!!!!! *camera zooms out as birds fly away from the house*
Lizz:My GOD, Yami. I read it wrong. It said Malik...
Yami:How can you think 'Malik' is 'Yami'?
Lizz:*eyes narrow* Are you questioning my IQ? *death glare*
Yami:*shrinks back* no...
Lizz:Anyways...where is Malik?
Malik:*walks in* Right here...
Honda: Bakura clone! Rabid...
Lizz: He is no clone. He's Mawik!! *hugs Malik*
(A.N.-Bakura is my boyfriend in this fic)
Bakura:*death glare at Malik* It's one thing to steal my Millenium Ring....but it is another to steal my GIRLFRIEND!!! *charges at Malik, attacking him in a bloody rage*
The following has been cencored. Please read this list of ravings while the author calms her boyfriend.
Cheese
I once traveled to Buangila (boo-an-gee-la) to see the worlds largest cheese wedge. Instead I threw water balloons at random people; recieving 50 points for each hit.
On that note, 50 is 10 more than 40 and so on and so fourth.
Why doesn't sugar go bad except when it gets wet? Or bad ramen smells like cat piss?
Muffin muffin. I hate blueberry muffins.
Coffee beans are life's essence.
*Little Bo Peep in background*
Mary had a little lamb and she ate it for dinner.
Thank you for reading this random string of crap. Please return to your regulary scheduled story.
Lizz:*sighs while ambulance drives away* My god...
Bakura:*pounting* That *****. I showed him.
Honda:*hurls water balloon at Bakura* heheheh
All except Yukura:*start throwing water balloons at eachother*
Yukura:*runs around in circles* WEEE!!!
Lizz:You MOTHER F....
The following story has been cut for bad language. Join us next time for crazy, crazy cheese eating!
Next chapter- The Randomness Continues
Chapter 1: Enter the Land of Confusion
by:Inuyasha-lover13
A.N.- Honda=Tristan, Yami=Yami Yugi, Ryou=Yami Bakura, Anzu=Tea, Lizz=ME!!!!
Let the Randomness Begin!!!!
Lizz:Hello hello people, I'm Rabid-fangirl13, coming to you from Kaiba's house, and you're reading 'Got DNA?' *scrunches nose* Sorry, Channel 1 is rotting my brain. *A little Bakura runs by*
Little Bakura:Weee!
Lizz:That is my DNA splice experiment. Indin' he KAWAII!!!????
Little Bakura:*smiles. holds up sign that reads 'ME CUTE!!!'*
Lizz:He's a yugi/bakura. I call him, Yukura!
Yukura:WEEE!!!
Yami:My dear god...
Kaiba:-_-
Lizz:*hits Kaiba with hammer* Send my descriptions of yourself, and which character you want to be spliced with. Also you can tell me who you want to be spliced with what. Ect. Yugi/potato, or Honda/tree. I will do my best to get it done!
Yugi:*pokes Yukura*
Yukura:*pokes Yugi*
Yugi:*pokes Yukura*
Lizz:Since I KNOW this is gonna go on for awhile...let's launch water balloons!
Joey:At who?
Lizz:*thinks* I know *pulls out hat* We'll draw names!
All except Yakura:O.o
Yukura:WEE!!
Lizz:*draws out three names* Kaiba...
Kaiba:*pulls out knife* I'm going to kill myself...
Lizz:Joey...
Joey:*has on Pikachu boxers and no pants* I'm cold
Lizz:And...Yami?
Yami:*eyes shrink* AHHHHH!!!!! *camera zooms out as birds fly away from the house*
Lizz:My GOD, Yami. I read it wrong. It said Malik...
Yami:How can you think 'Malik' is 'Yami'?
Lizz:*eyes narrow* Are you questioning my IQ? *death glare*
Yami:*shrinks back* no...
Lizz:Anyways...where is Malik?
Malik:*walks in* Right here...
Honda: Bakura clone! Rabid...
Lizz: He is no clone. He's Mawik!! *hugs Malik*
(A.N.-Bakura is my boyfriend in this fic)
Bakura:*death glare at Malik* It's one thing to steal my Millenium Ring....but it is another to steal my GIRLFRIEND!!! *charges at Malik, attacking him in a bloody rage*
The following has been cencored. Please read this list of ravings while the author calms her boyfriend.
Cheese
I once traveled to Buangila (boo-an-gee-la) to see the worlds largest cheese wedge. Instead I threw water balloons at random people; recieving 50 points for each hit.
On that note, 50 is 10 more than 40 and so on and so fourth.
Why doesn't sugar go bad except when it gets wet? Or bad ramen smells like cat piss?
Muffin muffin. I hate blueberry muffins.
Coffee beans are life's essence.
*Little Bo Peep in background*
Mary had a little lamb and she ate it for dinner.
Thank you for reading this random string of crap. Please return to your regulary scheduled story.
Lizz:*sighs while ambulance drives away* My god...
Bakura:*pounting* That *****. I showed him.
Honda:*hurls water balloon at Bakura* heheheh
All except Yukura:*start throwing water balloons at eachother*
Yukura:*runs around in circles* WEEE!!!
Lizz:You MOTHER F....
The following story has been cut for bad language. Join us next time for crazy, crazy cheese eating!
Next chapter- The Randomness Continues
