Chapter two of "What were we thinking?"

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"Hey remember when we went camping last month?" Duo chuckled.

Flashback:

The five boys were sitting around the campfire, listening to each other's stories. Duo was currently telling his.

"The ghost grabbed the boy's heart and squeezed it until it burst and the boy was dead!" Duo grinned and looked at all of his friends' faces. Only one face looked scared. Quatre wrapped his blankie around him tighter than ever.

Soon Duo finished. They had heard Heero's story of the wolf girl, Wufei's non-scary story about a samurai who saved a village and Quatre's story on "flying toasters".

"So much butter," Quatre shuddered.

Only one pair of pants had been changed and that was for Heero's story.

"You haven't heard my story yet," Trowa said stoically.

"Try us. You can't scare us," Heero said with a grin.

20 minutes later.

Heero, Duo and Wufei were hugging each other and crying. Quatre had fled to his tent. All four boys had wet their pants.

"Oh, god, mommy, hold me!!" Duo screamed and he hugged Heero even tighter. They whined for their mommies and pissed their pants even more.

The mastermind, Trowa was sitting with his arms crossed and grinning evilly. "Go change your pants, sissies!"

End flashback.

Wufei snorted.

Duo blushed, "I haven't pissed myself like that since I was four!"

"I haven't at all," Heero stated embarrassedly.

Heero grabbed a cracker out of the box behind him.

"Gimme' one!" Quatre held his hand out.

Heero turned around to get another cracker. When he faced forward again he noticed his own cracker had been bitten in half. He looked contemptuously at Duo. "You ate my cracker."

"Yeah, I know," said Duo casually, licking his lips.

"You always do that!"

Flash back.

Heero had requested that Quatre make a sandwich for him. He typed on his laptop for hours and he was hungry.

Duo was in the kitchen and Quatre told him to bring it up to Heero. So Duo took the sandwich upstairs. Heero thanked him and before he took a bite, he noticed a big bite missing out of the sandwiches side. He looked over to Duo who had mustard on his face. "Thanks," he said sarcastically.

"You're welcome," was all Duo said as he licked the mustard off his face.

That wasn't the only time he's done it.

Trowa had told Duo to fetch him a soda and when Duo gave it to him, it had already been opened and the can half full.

Duo's also begged for bites and sips, if allowed, he would take huge bites and large gulps. A word of caution: if you are really hungry and you spent big money on lunch, don't let Duo take "a bite".

End flashback:

"I'm sorry guys, but I can't help it! I have to eat every five minutes! I'm a slob," He said unashamed. The others had to admit, Duo was beginning to lose his figure.

"It's okay, we're used to it," Trowa stated.

It was true, the others were used to Duo having the first "bite" or "sip" from anything they ate or drank. Hell, they didn't care if they got sick from him.

Heero snickered and took a magazine from his jacket over on the clothes rack. He plopped back in the hot tub and showed it off to his friends. Not only was it a magazine, but a porno magazine.

"Heero, you sly dog!" Duo scorned and snatched it from Heero. "This is last month's issue, did you steal it from Zechs?"

"Yeah, it was the first one I ever got too," Heero slyly grinned.

Flashback:

Heero was in Zechs' room looking at all the posters of women in bikinis and the car models on the dressers. Zechs had invited him in and they talked about girls the whole time. Zechs had gone to answer the phone, leaving Heero in his room. Heero noticed stacks upon stacks of pornography laying about the room, so he got up and walked over to the stacks, kicking all the beer cans and bottles on the floor out of the way. He picked up an issue off a random stack.

He sat on the edge of the bed and flipped through it. He was totally embarrassed at first then he stuffed the issue in his shirt and grabbed another issue off a stack.

A few days later, when Relena had invited him over again, Zechs and him were talking about girls again in his room. Then Zechs showed him some of the magazines and gave Heero half a stack of the stuff. He's been hooked on it ever since.

End flashback.

"You're a naughty boy Heero! Where do you hide them all?" Trowa smirked.

"Under my mattress," Heero said, snatching the magazine back.

Duo pondered. "What about that time when we got stoned?"

Flashback:

All five of them were at home, doing their usual things when Duo came home with a tank of Nitrous Oxide (or laughing gas like they use at the dentists' office). He accidentally dropped it and it broke sending the gas into the air.

20 minutes later, they were all stoned. Quatre talked about pancakes, Trowa was staring at the ceiling, Wufei was licking the carpet and Duo was looking at his fingers.

"They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing. Oh there they go," Duo said.

Heero was rubbing his head on the walls, carpet, TV, fridge and anything else you could think of. When he was done, his hair stood straight up, full of static. Duo touched it and got shocked.

"Ouch, your hair bit me!" Duo screamed. Duo suddenly became serious, "I'm stoned," he looked at Heero, "And so are you!"

Heero laughed and fell backwards. He crawled around the floor rubbing his head along the carpet.

End flashback.

"Man, we were stoned for the rest of the night!" Duo clapped his hands.

End for now. I have to think up more stuff, I'm all out of ideas^_^; I think this one is a little funnier than the last chapter. Tell me what you think!