Hi! This is Invader Squee with my first fanfic! Flames and reviews are welcome. If it's a little short could you please give me some advice? Thanx! (huggles you)^v^!~ Invader Squee

Zim finds love in the petstore!

Chapter one:Chaos!

(It's morning on a Saturday and Zim is sleeping in the lab. All's quiet until Gir walks up in the toilet. Literally!)

Gir: (snores with his head in the toilet, making bubbles) Anhhhh..bubbubububu...anhhhhhhhh..WHA! huh? My taco sense is tingling!

(Gis flushes himself down the toilet. Outside a man is walking by, just coming from Krazy Taco with today's special, "Super Diarrhea Chili Taco Meal". Suddenly there's a metallic groaning from the side walk and Gir comes blasting up from the sewage pipe, laughing like a maniac)

Gir: (laughs like a maniac)HEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE!!!(jumps onto the man's face, grabbing his cheekies(not his butt you sickos!) and gives him a demented smile)

Man: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Wha.What do you want!??( pees his pants like a baby)

Gir: ME! WANT! TACO's!!!!!!!!!!(grabs the bag and runs off, giving the man one last look)You all wet! Bye-Bye!(runs into the house devouring his taco's)

Man: (has a heart attack)

*~*in Zim's lab*~*

( Zim is sleeping in his big-chair-mathingy (you know, the red one) when Gir comes in running around and screaming)

Gir: WHHEEEEEEE HEHE! I'm Running naked!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA! (he break dances in front of Zim's chair) I'M DANCING LIKE A MON-KEY! 6_9!

Zim: Gir! Quiet down! Can't you SEE that the mighty ZIM is sleeping?!?!!?

(Gir stops for a bit)

Gir: OHHHH..YeAh. (continues to dance) Muffins!!! Zim:( sigh) Let's go to the filthy stink mall and get you a muzzle.

Gir: Ok! My groin need's one too! ^_^!

Zim: O.o? O-kay! Lets Go!.( they leave)
Ok! There's chappie one! Hope ya'll like it! Flames, Reviews, and I need suggestions please! Thanx!