Okiee dokie artichokey smokey!I'm still alive. And I'm boosting the rating
up to pg-13because of "vulgarness' said by an un-named reviewer. Note:If
you didn't like chapter onethan don't read chapter two, okay? 'Cause it
only gonna get worse!-Invader Squee
Chp2: WARNING:Kraziness!
( ZIM and Gir show up at the mall's entrance in their disguise's and enter. The mall is full of young people doing stupid stuff. One kid is swallowing hotdogs from a tube and there's a crowd chanting "CHUG CHUG CHUG!". Another couple of kids are racing bikes to a bike rack, not stopping, and run into it and flip over laughing like crack monkeys! Zim shudders and Gir squeals like a frigging pig and runs over to the "Flaming Taco Eating" stand.)
Zim: (shudders) Flithy! Stinking! Snout worms!!! Look at 'em! They deserve to be destroyed! Ohh! I can see how I will rule them all with a fist of IRON!.. or maybe on iron glove because my hands are too pretty!(Looks over his shoulder and sees Gir missing) Gir? Gir! O greeeeeaaatt! Now I have to look for that mutt!
Meanwhile.
( Gir is happily running away from security guards while on fire)
Gir: WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE! I'm gonna light up the night!!WHeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEE!
S.G.#1: But it's day time! Get back here! OR ELSE!
Gir: My friend Else isn't here! She's in a McMeaty's burger!! HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Gir touches two kids making out, setting them on fire)
Boy: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!Augh! My first kiss sucks!!!!!
Girl: I HATE the other sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH IT BURNS!
( Gir rounds a corner and runs into a stack propane tanks.(A/N: Idn't dat nice?) The tanks blow up one by one. Meanwhile again...)
(A little boy named Stuart and his mother Jessica are out the door close to the tanks. Little Stuart is kinda reluctant)
Stuart:(clawing at the ground as his mom drags him by the feet) NOOOO! I Don't WANT TA GOOOO! YOU CANT MAKE ME! Jessica: Stuart! We're not gonna blow up if we go inside! I PROMISE!
Stuart: (gets up on his feet when hearing this) o-k.If you say so!
Jessica: ( Good. Now lets go inside.
( They walk in just as the tanks explode)
Stuart: (glares at his mom) You lying bitch. (get caught in the explosion and die and doomie death)
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Ok! That was longer than my last one I Think. Thanx to peeps who r&r! Flames, reviews, funny comments, or advice. (huggles you)
Chp2: WARNING:Kraziness!
( ZIM and Gir show up at the mall's entrance in their disguise's and enter. The mall is full of young people doing stupid stuff. One kid is swallowing hotdogs from a tube and there's a crowd chanting "CHUG CHUG CHUG!". Another couple of kids are racing bikes to a bike rack, not stopping, and run into it and flip over laughing like crack monkeys! Zim shudders and Gir squeals like a frigging pig and runs over to the "Flaming Taco Eating" stand.)
Zim: (shudders) Flithy! Stinking! Snout worms!!! Look at 'em! They deserve to be destroyed! Ohh! I can see how I will rule them all with a fist of IRON!.. or maybe on iron glove because my hands are too pretty!(Looks over his shoulder and sees Gir missing) Gir? Gir! O greeeeeaaatt! Now I have to look for that mutt!
Meanwhile.
( Gir is happily running away from security guards while on fire)
Gir: WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE! I'm gonna light up the night!!WHeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEE!
S.G.#1: But it's day time! Get back here! OR ELSE!
Gir: My friend Else isn't here! She's in a McMeaty's burger!! HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Gir touches two kids making out, setting them on fire)
Boy: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!Augh! My first kiss sucks!!!!!
Girl: I HATE the other sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH IT BURNS!
( Gir rounds a corner and runs into a stack propane tanks.(A/N: Idn't dat nice?) The tanks blow up one by one. Meanwhile again...)
(A little boy named Stuart and his mother Jessica are out the door close to the tanks. Little Stuart is kinda reluctant)
Stuart:(clawing at the ground as his mom drags him by the feet) NOOOO! I Don't WANT TA GOOOO! YOU CANT MAKE ME! Jessica: Stuart! We're not gonna blow up if we go inside! I PROMISE!
Stuart: (gets up on his feet when hearing this) o-k.If you say so!
Jessica: ( Good. Now lets go inside.
( They walk in just as the tanks explode)
Stuart: (glares at his mom) You lying bitch. (get caught in the explosion and die and doomie death)
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Ok! That was longer than my last one I Think. Thanx to peeps who r&r! Flames, reviews, funny comments, or advice. (huggles you)
