Disclaimer: I'm only writing this once in this first chappie once because its very stupid, you can refer to this to see if you can sue, most probably if you plan a lawsuit on me you'll win as much money as a guy who got mugged so read this: I DON'T OWN YUGIOH Disclaimer Two: I also don't own McDonalds; if I did I'll be swimming in money, which I'm not -_-

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TPD: Hey All My readers, although there may be a few of you there, Ok I'm the legendary dragon, the PakuDragon except I've been converted to toon so I'm basically CraZy MUHHAHAHAHAA *ahem*

Jouno: what's so legendary about PakuDragon?

TPD: I'll show you *Pakudragon blasts Jouno*

Jouno: *KO'ed*

Yuugi: is he alive?

Jouno: Yeah, it was nothing *crawling on floor*

Everyone: O_O

TPD: Poor Jou, I guess I overreacted; you'll get a free Blue Eyes White Dragon Card

Jouno: YESSSS!!!!!!!! Thanks a lot WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs in joy*

Kaiba: O_O Where's my third Blue Eyes?!

TPD: Oh reminder, vote for which names should I use for the characters Japanese or English

Yami: What are we going to do?

TPD: good question Yami, let's see I decided that a good first fic should make everyone smile, so I decided to do McDonalds

Jouno and Honda: Yay!!!! ^______^

Yami: Burgers and Fries, weeeeee -_-

TPD: ok this is the plot, everyone come up!!!

*5 minutes later*

Yami: No way am I going to do the commercial with that guy!!!

TPD: stop complaining, you don't see Yugi and Mokuba complaining

*Yami and Kaiba sigh*

Yami: I'll make you choke on your meal!!

Kaiba: I'll make you plead a discount from the Dollar Menu!!

TPD: *sweatdrop* Ok you know your roles

*Everyone except Yuugi, Yami, Kaiba, Mokuba, and Anzu sigh in relief*

TPD: and ACTION!!!!

----------------------------------------------------------McDonalds Commercial Take One-------

*Yami and Yuugi step up to the counter*

Anzu: What would you need?

TPD: CUT!!!! Anzu, its what do u want for Ra's sake Ok take two!!!

----------------------------------------------------------McDonalds Commercial Take Two-----

*Yami and Yuugi step up to the counter*

Anzu: Would you like fries with that?

Yuugi: Doesn't everything you order come with fries?

TPD: CUT!!!!!!!! Anzu you skipped the order request. you dun just say to a customer when they come up, "do u want fries?"

-------------------------------------------------------McDonalds Commercial Take 39------------

*Yami and Yuugi step up to the counter*

Anzu: Hello, what would u like?

Yuugi: can we have a Big Mac order and Happy Meal with Duel Monster cards?

Yami: Make that two Happy Meals, Aibou

Yuugi: two Happy Meals!!

Yugi: *to Yami* Aren't you a bit too old for Happy Meals?

Yami: Oh and No one likes to hear about a high schooler still getting Happy Meals

Yuugi: Our secret, ok?

TPD: Was that part of the script? Oh it is, they're good at acting, a little too good ~_~

Anzu: to stay or to go?

Yuugi: to stay

Anzu: any drinks?

Yuugi: two cokes

Anzu: Ok your orders are coming up

*Anzu looks for the food but can't find it*

Anzu: where did all the food go? O_O

*Jouno and Honda caught off angle holding another McChicken sandwich with about 60 wrappers on the floor and many boxes of empty fries*

Jouno: I love to see me smile ^__________^

Tristan: Buying from the Dollar Menu makes everything a breeze ^__________^

TPD: *sweatdrop*

------------------------------------------------------------McDonalds Commercial Take 78-------

*Yami and Yuugi step up to the counter*

Anzu: Hello, what would u like?

Yuugi: can we have a Big Mac order and Happy Meal with Duel Monster cards?

Yami: Make that two Happy Meals, Aibou

Yuugi: two Happy Meals!!

Yuugi: *to Yami* Aren't you a bit too old for Happy Meals?

Yami: Oh and No one likes to hear about a high schooler still getting Happy Meals

Yuugi: Our secret, ok?

Anzu: to stay or to go?

Yuugi: to stay

Anzu: any drinks?

Yuugi: two cokes

Anzu: Ok your orders are coming up

*Kaiba and Mokuba enter McDonalds*

Kaiba: grrrr *whispering to Mokuba* I refuse to have a friendly day with them

Mokuba: C'mon Big Brother, it'll be fun *watery eyes*

Kaiba: I'm doing this only for the sake of you

Mokuba: ^__________^

Kaiba: Why hey isn't it my two best friends, here at McDonalds as well

*Everyone backstage falls on his or her back laughing at Kaiba*

Yami: *clenching fists* Yep Kaiba, let's sit down on a table and talk

Kaiba: Sure.*mumbling*

*At Table*

Yuugi: We sure are back to McDonalds with our best friends

Kaiba: *nervous* (I hope they don't find out that I got all my Blue Eyes In these Happy Meals)

Yuugi: Yay! I got a Millenium Shield!! ^__________^

Yami: I got Meteor Black Dragon!!!!!!

Mokuba: I got a Cosmo Queen!!!!

Kaiba: I got another Blue Eyes again!!!! (doh!)

Yami: I wonder how you got the other Blue Eyes White Dragons ~_~

Yami: *in commercial posing mode* so come to McDonalds today so you could be with your very best friends *watery eyes* isn't that right Kaiba *sniffle*

Kaiba: *watery* yea..

*Yami and Kaiba hug*

Everyone: O_O;

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TPD: Ok that was perfect

Mokuba: Thanks TPD, you were right, McDonalds really works

TPD: Now Kaiba and Yami are best friends muhahahahahahaha my evil plans are going perfectly

*Bowling Alley*

Yami: cool swing Kaiba, you know bowling

Kaiba: thanks, your turn

TPD: now even I'm starting to get scared

Jouno:*eating fries* NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I can't stand him being all friendly with that Kaiba

Honda: *still eating his McNuggets* same here

TPD: whatever....ok we are done for the day

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