Part two- At Don's

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H: Ok Arnold the best place is da batrom.

`in the bathroom`

H: You might wanna take off your hat first.

Helga gets in the back she shoves him and he gets his head in the toilet somehow. She flushes.

H: I LOVE YOU!!!

A: YOU A DIRK UHHHHHHHH!!

H: BUT...

A: I DON AIR YOU A DIRK!!!

Helga screams and runs outside of da batrom.

H: MY NAMES NOT DIRK AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

A: WAIT HELP MY HEAD'S STUCK IN THE PASSAGE!!

A clerk named Oswald who worked at Don's heard him. He grabbed a plunger and placed it on Arnold's head.

`At Gerald's crib`

Gerald: Yo man ja take a shower?

Arnold: No, but at least my head's clean.

G: Watcha mean?

A: Love hurts.

Gerald: Huh?

Arnold: Helga gave me a swirly.

Gerald: YOU LOVE HELGA G. PATACKI?!?!?

Arnold: No, she loves me.

Gerald: So you're saying Helga Patacki loves you?

Arnold: Yeah.

Gerald: What's this world comin to?

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