Part two- At Don's
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H: Ok Arnold the best place is da batrom.
`in the bathroom`
H: You might wanna take off your hat first.
Helga gets in the back she shoves him and he gets his head in the toilet somehow. She flushes.
H: I LOVE YOU!!!
A: YOU A DIRK UHHHHHHHH!!
H: BUT...
A: I DON AIR YOU A DIRK!!!
Helga screams and runs outside of da batrom.
H: MY NAMES NOT DIRK AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
A: WAIT HELP MY HEAD'S STUCK IN THE PASSAGE!!
A clerk named Oswald who worked at Don's heard him. He grabbed a plunger and placed it on Arnold's head.
`At Gerald's crib`
Gerald: Yo man ja take a shower?
Arnold: No, but at least my head's clean.
G: Watcha mean?
A: Love hurts.
Gerald: Huh?
Arnold: Helga gave me a swirly.
Gerald: YOU LOVE HELGA G. PATACKI?!?!?
Arnold: No, she loves me.
Gerald: So you're saying Helga Patacki loves you?
Arnold: Yeah.
Gerald: What's this world comin to?
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