The Ramblings of a Teen age Girl
Disclaimer: I do not own Friends. (Kristin is not made up, Kristin is myself!!)
A/N: Ross and Rachel are planning to start a new relationship. When Chandler's sister, Kristin, comes to there place in The Village, will love conquer all? Or will a steamy love affair between Ross and the 18 year old end sadly? Please read and review!!
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"Chandler?!? When is your sister coming!" Monica exclaimed, rather annoyed. Chandler turned to her with a rather disturbed expression. The whole gang was gathered around gate 12 waiting on the arrival of Chandler's 18 year old sister, Kristin.
"I don't know, you want me to check with the pilot?" Chandler replied, sarcastically, as usual. Monica gave him a stern look. The others just watched the gate with excitement. They had been waiting for over and hour. Obvious to them, her plane was arriving very late.
"Oh!! I'm tired of waiting!! I'm hungry and there is a food court just around the corner! Who's coming?" Rachel alleged. The whole group, except for Chandler, agreed to accompany her to the food court.
"Chandler, let me be the first to know when she arrives!" Joey yelled to him.
"Why?" Monica asked.
"Cause I want to see how hot she is before any of you make a move on her!" Joey acknowledged.
"That's Chandler's sister you're talking about! Not some bang up whore!"
"She could be!" Joey replied, only to be returned by hits from Monica.
"Awwwwwwwww man!!! I dropped my gummie bears!" Joey cried. Monica turned to him, with a very annoyed look.
"Where?" She asked.
"Back there," Joey whined.
"Well, go and get them before they run away!" Phoebe screamed.
"Ok, but, don't any of you eat all the food," Joey said.
"Oh, we'll make sure we leave some for you," Rachel returned, sarcastically.
Joey ran back to the gate where he met up with Chandler.
"Chandler, I forgot my gummie bears!!" Joey cried.
"Right there, Joe," Chandler replied, turning to face him and pointing to a gold bag on the ground. Joey picked them up and turned to leave when someone caught his eye. One foot went over the to her and before he knew what was happening, he fell flat on his nose.
"Hot girl!! Hot Girl!! Right there!! Right there!!" Joey cried as he scrambled to his feet. Chandler's face grew wide with excitement as he turned to face the gate, though, his expression changed as he looked at her.
It was his sister. Her shiny brown hair swung behind her and she walked up to Chandler. She kissed him once on the cheek.
"Hey, Kristin. What you been up to?" Chandler asked.
"Nothing really, Hey who's your friend?"
"Oh, this guy. Don't know, he just follows me everywhere. We call him Joey but I really don't know him,"
"You know Chandler, the joker," Chandler slightly chuckled.
"Yes," Kristin smiled, shining her impeccably white teeth. She raised her hand for Joey to shake it. Joey, growing quite nervous, grinned brightly and shook her hand.
"Well, let's get going to the Food Court, the others are waiting for us," Chandler said, trying to break up the two. Chandler picked up Kristin's carry on bag and led her down the way. Joey staggered behind, admiring Kristin's rather fine bottom.
Chandler quickly spotted Ross, Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe sitting at a table near the corner. Chandler plopped himself down next to Monica as Kristin sat next to Ross, Joey following her.
"Hey guys, this is Kristin. Chandler's sister," Joey said, feeling pride in himself. The other glared at him before shaking hands with Kristin.
"So, Kristin, what do you do for a living?" Ross asked her, as if he wanted to impress her with his "amazing" career in paleontology.
"Oh, I am a writer," Kristin smiled. Rachel noticed her talking with Ross and quickly butted in, she did not take kindly to those who flirted with her man, even though they weren't really together anymore.
"Oh, anything we would have read? Any books about How to steal someone's boyfriend?" Rachel asked, in her snobbish voice.
"Uh, no, actually. I have written a series called To Love and Be Loved in Return. It's about-" Kristin was cut off by Monica's sudden admiration.
"Oh, I loved that book!! It made me cry so much! How that girl, you know, Sateen, died in the end of syphilis!" Monica replied, tears starting to come out. Kristin nodded and smiled brightly. She was happy to know that she enjoyed her work.
The rest of the afternoon was spent gossiping and talking. It wasn't until six hours, after they arrived, that they finally decided to head back to their home in The Village.
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"And, you can sleep here, in the guest room," Monica said to Kristin, an over excitement in her voice.
"Thank you so much Monica," Kristin replied.
"Well, I'm so glad you're staying with us!" Monica rushed out of the room to let Kristin get comfortable. Kristin unpacked her bags and laid down on the bed. It was exactly as comfortable as she liked and she was glad to be staying here.
Kristin got up from her bed and walked into the living room, where Ross, Monica, Chandler, and Joey, were sitting. Joey stood up when Kristin entered the room. A nervous tension between him and her.
"Uh, got to go. I'm getting quite tired and I have to go to a party thing, ok, so bye!" Joey left abruptly. Kristin, dumbfounded by Joey's reaction, sat on the couch between Monica and Rachel.
"So, like the room?!?" Monica asked, sounding really excited.
"Oh, yes, it's wonderful!" Kristin replied. Rachel sat back and mouthed a mock of her reply. "It's wonderful" Rachel hadn't known her for that long but she knew there was something about Kristin that she didn't like. Was it her perfect resemblance of Jennifer Aniston, that Rachel had been trying to accomplish since she was ten? Was it her keen sense of humor? No, that wasn't it. Was it Ross?
