Part Five

Mr.Simmons:Now special class today we will be doing a special progect involving bactiera, isn't that just special?!

Arnold walks in.

Mr.Simmons:Why special Arnold you smell like country special lemon toilet bowl cleaner! Why? Not that you smell bad, it's just very reconizable.

Arnold:Friendships hurt.

Mr.Simmons:Why special Arnold, Whatever do you mean?

Arnold:Listen Simmons go stand in the toilet and have your best friend flush.

Mr.Simmons:But special Arnold, that's unlike you.

A:Can it Simmons.

MS:But that's just rude.

A:I know, but it sure cleared my mind.Go try it.

MS:But special-

A:DO IT!!!

MS:Alright special Arnold special parties while I'm gone special class!

A:What a freak.

Gerald:I'm HUNGRY!!

A:SHUT UP ALL OF YOU BAFOONS (Arnold runs through the halls shouting) I AM A STUPID IDIOT AND I HAVE MAJOR ISSUES AND A VERY UNATTRACTIVE FOOTBALL HEAD! ONCE A GUY TRIED TO MAKE A TOUCHDOWN WITH MY HEAD! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?... I HAVE PROBLEMS!!

-KITTYFROGGYWASHER