Then my friends are abnormal. They are 6' 0" and 6' 2" How many times do I have to tell ya'll? Oh well.

Chap 8. R. Kelly and Girls

Hermione woke up the next morning with a start. She felt refreshed, and then remembering what happened last night slapped her in the face. "Where the hell does he get off?" she asked herself. Hermione looked at her watch and saw it was 5:03. She had to get down to her classroom and get ready for class. She had the 7th years first.

Hermione jumped out of bed and grabbed her outfit. It was a black skirt and a dark blue tube top that had sparkles on it. She slipped on her high heels and put on her robe. She didn't want people seeing her tube top.

She walked out of the room and down to the Great Hall. A couple students were there, that included the Slytherin and Gryffindor 7th years. They male population watched her as she passed by. "Good morning," Hermione said cheerfully like her portrait above her mantle. "Good morning Professor Granger," the boys all said. The girls just glared at her. "Hermy! Wait up girl," Hermione heard Jade call.

Jade was wearing a black mini skirt and a turtleneck with boots. Angie was wearing a pair if baggy jeans and a Majick T-shirt. "Why are you wearing that?" Hermione asked Angie. "What?! This? Oh, I decided to wear this, well, for no reason," Angie informed Hermione. "Go take it off. We're here to teach, not to show off our singing career," Hermione said in a harsh whisper. "O.K. I'll go change," Angie said.

She turned and left the Great Hall. "Hi," Jade said to a group of seventh year boys that were looking at her. "These kids are more creepy than Angie," Jade whispered to Hermione. The two girls laughed and walked up to the teacher's table. Hermione sat down on the right side of Dumbldore and Jade sat down on the left. "Hello professor," Hermione and Jade said together. "Hello girls. And please, call me Albus," he said to them. "We insist on calling you Professor, sir," Angie, Hermione, and Jade said together. Angie had obviously changed really fast. The kids that were in ear shot looked at them with puzzled looks. "How did we do that?" Hermione asked her two best friends. "No clue," Jade and Angie said together and shrugged at the same time. "Stop it!" they yelled at the same time. Hermione pinched their arms and it seemed as though they went back to "normal". Angie sat down by Jade they struck up a conversation on how Angie shouldn't wear the Majick shirt.

It was then did Hermione notice that Draco was the only one missing and the seat next to her was the last one left. "Oh great mother of pearl," Hermione said to herself. Hermione heard whispers and giggles. Hermione looked up and saw Draco walking towards the teacher's table and the girls, every girl but the teachers, were swooning over him. 'They disgust me' Hermione thought looking at all the girls who were batting there eye lashes and smiling and giggling.

"Hoes," Hermione heard Jade and Angie whisper together. Hermione smiled. "They should know that Malfoy won't go for girls so young," Hermione said. "Unless he's R. Kelly," Jade added. The three girls burst into laughter and didn't stop for the next three minutes. By that time, Draco had already sat down. "What is so funny?" he asked them. "R. Kelly," Jade said simply. The girls fought down laughs. But it didn't work. Angie snorted into her milk, Hermione laughed through her bread and Jade fell out of her chair laughing. "Who is he?" Draco asked them. Angie was going to answer but Dumbldore stood up and everyone went silent.

"Classes will start in 30 minutes. I suggest the teachers go get ready," Dumbldore said. Hermione, Jade, and Angie stood up and walked out of the Great Hall laughing and tripping over one another, making them laugh harder.

Jade walked Hermione to her classroom. Angie had to go outside for her Herbology class. "I am so nervous," Jade said to Hermione. "Don't be. I should be the nervous one. The whole male population has a crush on us, but I get the older ones first thing in the morning," Hermione informed Jade. "Oooooo," Jade said in sympathy. "That's gonna' suck. I have just a little bit of advice for you. Don't bend over," Jade added. Hermione laughed. "Bye," Hermione said as she walked into her room. "Bye," Jade yelled back. The Charms classroom was just a little while down the hall.

Hermione turned around from coming in the door backwards and saw her male part of the class already sitting down. Hermione was taken aback then regained her composure and put on a smile. "Well. It's nice to see you young gentleman in my class so early. You may do whatever until the class starts. I have to get ready still. But I want you to tell me a bit about yourselves and your name. I will start with," Hermione walked to the front of the class and looked to her right," we'll start with you," she said pointing to a blonde boy with green eyes and he was tall. "Hi," he started," my name is Zax (pronounced Zack) Brant and I like to surf and sing. I like to car race and I think you're beautiful," he said. Hermione laughed. Zax blushed. "Well you are a very hansom young man, Zax," Hermione chuckled again," who's next?" Every guy, out of ten, raised their hand. "One minute, one more question for Zax. What house?" Hermione asked. "Slytherin," he said. "Ah yes. Slytherin. I remember when I was your age; your head of house now, was head boy. I always wanted to hurt him. And let's face it. I still do," the class left. RING!! The bell rang and the female population of the class piled in. Hermione didn't speak until they sat down. "Where were you. And why were you late?" Hermione asked them. "It's none of your business. We were doing what we normally do," a blond, blue eyed, gum smacking girl said. Hermione smiled. "O.K. then. If you don't want to do it my way, I'll ask Professor Malfoy for a truth potion," Hermione said.

The girls face dropped, and then the rest did. "And if he doesn't give it to me, then I'll make one myself. When I was in my second year. I made a potion that only seventh years are able to make and can only make. It was very easy, so I think I'll have no trouble with making a truth potion, since I made one of those when I was in 5th year," Hermione said, smiling the whole time. "R. Kelly," Hermione heard Jade's voice from down the hall. Hermione tried not to laugh but failed. "I'll be right back," she told the class.

She walked out of the classroom and into the hallway. Jade and Angie were already there. "Could you keep it down?" Hermione asked Jade. "NO!. Those girls have some really smart mouths," Jade retorted. "They remind me of you," Angie said to Jade. "I say," Hermione started and told them the whole plan.

"Genius," Jade said. "Let's go," Angie said. The girls went there separate ways.

I don't know if that was long or not, but the plan is going to go down soon. I'll have it later. Maybe in two or three hours. Peace, love, not war.