This was an assignment we had to do in Science. It's on reproduction and …stuff. So it's educational and funny at the same time!
Sperm Wars
A long time ago in a fallopian tube far far away…
The Dark Lord Darth Ova built the giant Death Egg. It was waiting to go through the uterus with the rest of the uterus lining into the outside world so that they could take over the universe.
It had one weakness though: The Sperm Fighters. If they took over, they're ultimate plan for ultimate destruction would be ruined. So that's why they designed it to have a special ray gun to destroy all planets of hormones that get too near.
Meanwhile in the not so distant galaxy…
The Rebel Sperm Fighters were preparing to destroy the Death Egg. They prepared to attack in the E base. E for Epididymus.
The Sperm Fighters assembled. The lead sperm fighter Luke Spermwalker said "Prepare to enter lightspeed"
They sped through the vas deference, pass the seminal vesticle, prostate gland, cowper's gland. The final stage of lightspeed was the urethra and finally out through the uterus. Ahead of them was the Death Egg.
"Look at the size of that thing" said Wedge
"We must head to the opening" Luke said
"Right on" replied Wedge
They approached the massive egg when the enemy approached in TIE fighters.
Watch them, they'll shoot they're acidic lasers at us" warned Luke
Many sperm were eventually lost, three remained. They approached the Death Egg. The Evil Lord Darth Ova and two other TIE fighters were right behind them.
Luke was aiming for the entrance. "I can't make it"
Suddenly he heard a voice in his head. It was the voice of Sperm Kenobi. "Use the semen my young padawan"
He then shot through, avoiding the laser blasts and into the Death Egg.
"No! My plan for world domination is ruined" cried out the Dark Lord in despair.
The Death Egg now burst out its coating stopping anything entering. "Well done Luke" said the Captain back at base "Prepare for process Zygote"
The Rebel fighter then went around the Death Egg and split it.
Darth Ova was now very upset at this.
Then it grew and started traveling down the fallopian tube.
"Lord Ova. We have a report"
He didn't want to hear it, but he had to.
"The Death Egg has reached Embryo stage"
"My plan is ruined. I'll never ever ever ever take over the world" he stopped and thought "Unless…"
After 8 weeks and with the starship Placenta helping the Death Egg grow into an innocent baby it reached Stage F.E.T.U.S.
The Sperm fighters didn't hear anything from the Dark Side. SO they were happy.
Then after nine months, the baby was born.
"Good job, we've stopped the Evil Lord from taking over the word"
But what they didn't know is that the baby that was born was planning to take over the world by brainwashing kids planned by Darth Ova.
This baby's name is George Lucas.
So Darth Ova might take over the world. Eventually.
