Here's the next installment: Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Plot isn't mine, characters aren't mine, letters are mine. That's it! Oh, and the first letter isn't mine either.

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DO NOT OPEN THE PARCEL AT THE TABLE.

It contains your new Nimbus Two Thousand, but I don't want everybody knowing you've got a broomstick or they'll all want one.  Oliver Wood will meet you tonight on the Quidditch pitch at seven o'clock for your first training session.

-Professor M. McGonagall

Dear Father,

   All right, so my brilliant plan wasn't so brilliant.  That is, it didn't work.  I'll keep trying.

Oh, and Potter got a Nimbus Two Thousand…bloody unfair if you ask me.

-Draco

Dear Mum and Dad,

   School is still exciting.  My lessons are going very well; I'm top of every class I'm in!  My friends are all very well, and yes, we're all brushing our teeth.

Love, Hermione

Prof. M-

   Gracias! Merci! Dank u!  Obrigado!  Mange takk!  I don't know any other languages to say thank you in, but there you have it.  He flies like a dream.

-Wood

Dear Padma,

   I just walked in on Hermione Granger in the girl's toilets, crying!  I feel so badly, but I don't know what on earth could have upset her.

   Well, that's pretty much it.  See you at the Feast!

Love, Parvati

Quirrell-

   If you try anything, anything while I teach here I will make sure you regret it.  You know what I'm talking about.

-Snape

Thanks for getting us out of that mess.  It was decent of you.

-Ron

Ron-

Don't worry about it.

-Hermione

Hermione dearest,

   We're so happy to hear it!  It sounds like you're having a wonderful time.

Love, Mum

Poppy-

   Do you have anything I could administer to a flesh wound?

-Severus

Dear Dean,

   Do you think you could draw a Gryffindor lion for us? It's for a banner for Harry, his first Quidditch game is coming up you know.

-Hermione Granger

Hermione-

Yeah I reckon I could. I'll give it to you later.

-Dean

Harry-

   Good luck today: do what we've done in practice and we have to win!

-Wood

Dear Father,

    This is just a nightmare.  Ever since Potter came to this God forsaken school it's been nothing but disappointment!  Slytherin lost their first Quidditch match, because Potter swallowed the Snitch.  Swallowed it! I ask you, what is this place going to?

-Draco

Professor Dumbledore:

Do yeh reckon Harry's broom wen' all wonky because of some Dark Arts magic?

-Hagrid

Dear Ron, Fred, George and Percy,

   Your father and I will be visiting Charlie this Christmas in Romania, so would it be all right with you to stay at Hogwarts this year?  If not, you can always go to Granny Bethel's house in Sussex

  Hugs and Kisses,

    Mum

Weasley,

   Your owl is seriously deranged.  It brought this rather unpleasant show of affection to me by accident yesterday.

-Draco Malfoy

You are such a prat Malfoy: just because your mum can't stand you…

-Ron Weasley

Mum-

Definitely staying at Hogwarts!  Granny Bethel smells like old socks.

-Fred & George

Dear Mother,

If it's all right with you, I would prefer to remain at Hogwarts.

Love, Percy

Mum-

I'm in with the twins on this one.  She really does smell like old socks.

-Ron

Keep my mum out of this Weasel.

-Draco Malfoy

Dear Percy,

  Lots of thanks for the splendid Hogsmeade visit: it was spectacular. 

Looking forward to your company soon,

Penelope Clearwater

Weasley-

Too bad Gryffindor lost some precious points: you know fighting isn't allowed in school. Tsk tsk.

-Malfoy

Oh do shut it.