Here's the next installment: Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Plot isn't mine, characters aren't mine, letters are mine. That's it! Oh, and the first letter isn't mine either.
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DO NOT OPEN THE PARCEL AT THE TABLE.
It contains your new Nimbus Two Thousand, but I don't want everybody knowing you've got a broomstick or they'll all want one. Oliver Wood will meet you tonight on the Quidditch pitch at seven o'clock for your first training session.
-Professor M. McGonagall
Dear Father,
All right, so my brilliant plan wasn't so brilliant. That is, it didn't work. I'll keep trying.
Oh, and Potter got a Nimbus Two Thousand…bloody unfair if you ask me.
-Draco
Dear Mum and Dad,
School is still exciting. My lessons are going very well; I'm top of every class I'm in! My friends are all very well, and yes, we're all brushing our teeth.
Love, Hermione
Prof. M-
Gracias! Merci! Dank u! Obrigado! Mange takk! I don't know any other languages to say thank you in, but there you have it. He flies like a dream.
-Wood
Dear Padma,
I just walked in on Hermione Granger in the girl's toilets, crying! I feel so badly, but I don't know what on earth could have upset her.
Well, that's pretty much it. See you at the Feast!
Love, Parvati
Quirrell-
If you try anything, anything while I teach here I will make sure you regret it. You know what I'm talking about.
-Snape
Thanks for getting us out of that mess. It was decent of you.
-Ron
Ron-
Don't worry about it.
-Hermione
Hermione dearest,
We're so happy to hear it! It sounds like you're having a wonderful time.
Love, Mum
Poppy-
Do you have anything I could administer to a flesh wound?
-Severus
Dear Dean,
Do you think you could draw a Gryffindor lion for us? It's for a banner for Harry, his first Quidditch game is coming up you know.
-Hermione Granger
Hermione-
Yeah I reckon I could. I'll give it to you later.
-Dean
Harry-
Good luck today: do what we've done in practice and we have to win!
-Wood
Dear Father,
This is just a nightmare. Ever since Potter came to this God forsaken school it's been nothing but disappointment! Slytherin lost their first Quidditch match, because Potter swallowed the Snitch. Swallowed it! I ask you, what is this place going to?
-Draco
Professor Dumbledore:
Do yeh reckon Harry's broom wen' all wonky because of some Dark Arts magic?
-Hagrid
Dear Ron, Fred, George and Percy,
Your father and I will be visiting Charlie this Christmas in Romania, so would it be all right with you to stay at Hogwarts this year? If not, you can always go to Granny Bethel's house in Sussex…
Hugs and Kisses,
Mum
Weasley,
Your owl is seriously deranged. It brought this rather unpleasant show of affection to me by accident yesterday.
-Draco Malfoy
You are such a prat Malfoy: just because your mum can't stand you…
-Ron Weasley
Mum-
Definitely staying at Hogwarts! Granny Bethel smells like old socks.
-Fred & George
Dear Mother,
If it's all right with you, I would prefer to remain at Hogwarts.
Love, Percy
Mum-
I'm in with the twins on this one. She really does smell like old socks.
-Ron
Keep my mum out of this Weasel.
-Draco Malfoy
Dear Percy,
Lots of thanks for the splendid Hogsmeade visit: it was spectacular.
Looking forward to your company soon,
Penelope Clearwater
Weasley-
Too bad Gryffindor lost some precious points: you know fighting isn't allowed in school. Tsk tsk.
-Malfoy
Oh do shut it.
