Disclaimer: I've said it before, and I'll say it a again. I DO not OWN LotR!!!!

CHAPTER FOUR "Aragorn the Ant Brained"

Magical Narrator: Heehee, hi everybody ("Hi Magical Narrator!") My first starring role, my time to shine, my fift-::goes on for quite some time after this until all the nice readers have fallen asleep. Then finally she notices and rolls her eyes, which she can't do because she's only a mystical voice from the heavens, but you get the idea:: Oh screw it. The Fellowship have found themselves in a sticky situation, they have run out of Rivendell without any food!!!!! Tummies will rumble and personalities will clash. DUNDUNDUN!!!!

"You know what? Who is supposed to be the leader of this group?" Said Gandalf looking at Aragorn.

"WHAT?! Nobody reminded me to remind anyone to pack anything. All I got is my sword" Aragorn said in defense.

"Uh, guys," Frodo piped up.

"Hey, Gandalf, dude, I thought you were supposed to lead us," said Legolas.

Gandalf pulled a list from out of his sleeve. "SEE! It says right here GUIDE: GANDALF THE GREY, LEADER: ARAGORN!"

"Dude, you just wrote that in," said Legolas pointing to the pen in Gandalf's hand.

Gandalf threw the list to the ground and began to stomp around, "I-WAS-NOT-IN-CHARGE-OF-MAK-ING-SURE-WE-HAD-FOOD-TO-EAT!!!!"

"Well then who was?" Asked Gimli angrily.

"YOU!!!" Gandalf pointed at Aragorn.

Aragorn threw up his arms, "I don't ever remember anyone telling me to pack food, or make sure food was packed, or to cook food, OR ANYTHING!!"

"Hey, big people!" Said Frodo again.

"WELL THEN WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE SURE WE COULD SURVIVE?" Screamed Pippin franticly.

"Of course Aragorn doesn't remember, having the brain of an ant and all, some King of Gondor he'll make," scoffed Gandalf.

"Mmmfff, did someone say Gondor?" Asked Boromir through a mouth full of candy bar.

"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT??!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone screamed and dived on top of Boromir.

"HEY YOU BUNCH OF IDIOTS LISTEN TO ME!!!!" Screamed Frodo.

"Oh, look who's calling US idiots," said Sam. "GET YOUR ELBOW OUT OF MY EYE YOU STUPID ELF!!"

"In case you hadn't noticed WE'RE JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER!!!! RIVENDELL IS STILL JUST RIGHT THERE!!!" Screamed Frodo.

Sam got out his notepad and wrote, "Is it just me, or did that stab from the Polite Black Rider make Frodo SMARTER?"

"Well, now that we got that little bump in the road cleared up," said Gandalf, ripping the candy bar from Boromir's unconscious form.

"Oh, look who's the ant-brained now," said Aragorn as they walked over the bridge back into Rivendell.

"You are, Aragorn the Ant Brained, because you didn't realize that we were only just over the river," Gandalf said.

"Grrrrrr, I'M NOT ANT-BRAINED!!!!!"

"Ahem, of course you're not," Gandalf patted Aragorn on head, which, of course, only made him angrier.