pssst: Dragonball Z is Japanese. I am Dutch. You do the math. (hint: I don't own it..duh)
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"But what am I supposed to do here!!" Pan yelled as her green mentor took off. Piccolo turned around and yelled "Figure it out yourself!" before he appeared out of sight. And Pan was left all by herself.
The little girl pouted for several minutes. But suddenly a butterfly caught her attention and she completely forgot about Piccolo. Piccolo, however, watched her from a distance. He sighed and looked up to the sky. "I cannot believe I'm doing this. Something tells me she's twice as bad as Gohan, or Goku for that matter."
It was true. Young Pan was easily distracted. She was obsessed with fighting, ever since her grandpa taught her how to fly, but she had no dicipline, whatsoever. Piccolo rolled his eyes as he saw how Pan tripped over a rock and fell on the ground.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
His ears twitched, he grabbed his head and surpressed a roar. THAT SCREAM! Her voice, it was awful! So loud! Piccolo looked down and watched as Pan continued crying, cursing the butterfly and kicking the rock. He decided to get as far away as possible from her, for AT LEAST a few months. That kid needed to learn some lessons. And she REALLY needed to lower her voice, he thought as the "lovely" voice echoed in his head.
"Grr.. what have I done.."
--6 months later--
"Picco san!!" Pan wandered through the forest.
"You can come out now. I'm ready!"
No response.
"Picco!! I'm hungry! And cold! And I hate this stupid forest!"
"I don't like it anymore. I wanted to train!!" she whined.
"PICCO!!!"
Piccolo shuddered as he heard her voice again. "Picco.." he shook his head. "Definately worse than Gohan and Goku." he sighed and stood up. The girl was 4 kilometers (A/N:METRIC SYSTEM FOREVER!!) away, but he could hear her. He could hear her from the other side of the world. And he HAS been on the other side of the world. But she whined and yelled and he could STILL hear her.
"Only one thing left. Train her until she shuts up." he grimased.
Young Pan had enough. She blinked at a bunny in front of her. 6 months ago she would have cuddled it to death. But she HATED the bunny now. She wanted to go home. Or to see Picco again. He hadn't showed his face in months. She missed her daddy and mommy. She wanted a warm meal again. SHe had been hungry for months.
"Enough fun?" a voice sounded behind her. Pan turned around. "YOU!" she screamed. He narrowed his eyes. That voice. He couldn't stand it.. he shuddered again.
She didn't know if she wanted to hug him or attack him. She was SO happy to see him, but SO angry that he left her alone all that time.
So they stared at each other. Pan was silent, for a moment. Piccolo was relieved. "Now. You have learned your lesson?" he asked, shortly.
In her mind, she wondered what on earth he was talking about, but she nodded. "Hhmyep." she mumbled. "Talk normal, silly child." Pan blushed. Why was he so mean, all the time. He was never mean to her daddy? He was always nice to everyone. But he was mean to her.
"Picco.." she started. A LOUD SIGH. "Can we eat?!" Piccolo blinked. "You.. are hungry?" he asked. Pan frowned and stamped her feat. "YES I AM HUNGRY. YOU LEAVE ME ALONE FOR MONTHS AND I WANT MY MOMMY TO FIX ME DINNER!" she started yelling again.
Piccolo snapped. "Stop screaming!" he roared at her. Pan blinked for a second but shook her head. "NO! This was not what was supposed to happen. You promised to train me!" Piccolo growled and aimed his hand at the girl. "YOu just watch me train you, you ignorant child" he panted and released a ki blast from his palm.
"OH!" she squeeled. Pan managed to jump away before the blast hit the ground. She looked at Piccolo , who's face spelled DANGER, and gulped. "Picco?" she asked softly. More ki blasts followed. "HEY!" She jumped up. "Ah!" fell down. "Wait!" rolled away. "Noo!" got hit.
She sat on the ground and trembled, looking at her hurt arm. Piccolo panted. "It's Piccolo." he hissed. "And this was your first lesson. You should have been able to avoid those attacks." She nodded softly and looked at her arm again.
Piccolo walked up to her. "Are you hurt badly?" he asked, unsure what to do. With Gohan, he never bothered to check if he was injured. But somehow, with the girl, he felt obliged to make sure she was okay. He kneeled down and looked at Pan. Pan sniffed and nodded. "It hurts." she whispered.
"Damn." he growled. "Here.." he began, and wanted to take her hand. But Pan suddenly started screaming and punched him in the stomach. For a moment, he was stunned. But Pan kicked him in the knees and he fell down. She crossed her arms and grinned. He whiped the sand of his costume.
"Good one kid. You tricked me." he said, ignoring her giggle. She nodded. "See? I can fight!" she stated proudly. "I don't consider that fighting." he returned and aimed yet another ki blast at her. "Dodge this!" he yelled, unable to hide the pleasure he took in aiming that blast at her.
--That night--
Piccolo stared in the flames. Pan insisted on a fire, before she nearly passed out on the ground. He stared at the girl, who was asleep next to him. Her arm was burned, her face was bruised and her hair was scruffy. She opened her eyes and smiled at him. "Picco, you'll make me a great fighter, hmm!?" she asked. He hmphed. "You look horrible." he said. Pan grabbed a piece of his cape and covered herself with it. "You are ugly" she mumbled.
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Few answers to reviews :
Toreina-Mei : I know.. I suddenly noticed the paragraphs started with Pan OR Piccolo and it'S ANNOYING!! And I know the chappies are short.. but I'm still pondering on what shall happen and as soon as I have a good idea, the chapters will get longer. I seriously appreciated your suggestions ^.^
Silver Foxglove : Yay! When will YOU update again? HMM? Thanks for your review and do you still need some advice on the drow ? Cuz I've been playing IWD tooo much ^.^
Saiyangirl*dbz*dbgt: We are insane. Yup ^.^ Thanks for your reviews and don't you think Dende deserves his very own fic? (where he obviously gets chased by evil hitmen because he had eggs with Krillin (notice the "eggs instead of "sex"..)) erm.. drifting off, anyway : thank you again!!
EC chan: gaa.. stop haunting me with reviews for the M/G fic! I HATE THAT STUPID FIC! And for this fic; I.. actually.. (emberassed here) didn't consider this to be an odd couple fic, I just wanted to write a cute story. AND NOW YOU GAVE ME BAD IDEAS.. so IF I make this a romance fic (IF) it would NOT be between a 5 year old (random age, RANDOM) and an ancient alien, I would AT LEAST make the girl of a legal age. I may be insane, but I am not sick. thnx anyway ^.^
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Piccolo rules! yay! REVIEW DAMMIT!
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"But what am I supposed to do here!!" Pan yelled as her green mentor took off. Piccolo turned around and yelled "Figure it out yourself!" before he appeared out of sight. And Pan was left all by herself.
The little girl pouted for several minutes. But suddenly a butterfly caught her attention and she completely forgot about Piccolo. Piccolo, however, watched her from a distance. He sighed and looked up to the sky. "I cannot believe I'm doing this. Something tells me she's twice as bad as Gohan, or Goku for that matter."
It was true. Young Pan was easily distracted. She was obsessed with fighting, ever since her grandpa taught her how to fly, but she had no dicipline, whatsoever. Piccolo rolled his eyes as he saw how Pan tripped over a rock and fell on the ground.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
His ears twitched, he grabbed his head and surpressed a roar. THAT SCREAM! Her voice, it was awful! So loud! Piccolo looked down and watched as Pan continued crying, cursing the butterfly and kicking the rock. He decided to get as far away as possible from her, for AT LEAST a few months. That kid needed to learn some lessons. And she REALLY needed to lower her voice, he thought as the "lovely" voice echoed in his head.
"Grr.. what have I done.."
--6 months later--
"Picco san!!" Pan wandered through the forest.
"You can come out now. I'm ready!"
No response.
"Picco!! I'm hungry! And cold! And I hate this stupid forest!"
"I don't like it anymore. I wanted to train!!" she whined.
"PICCO!!!"
Piccolo shuddered as he heard her voice again. "Picco.." he shook his head. "Definately worse than Gohan and Goku." he sighed and stood up. The girl was 4 kilometers (A/N:METRIC SYSTEM FOREVER!!) away, but he could hear her. He could hear her from the other side of the world. And he HAS been on the other side of the world. But she whined and yelled and he could STILL hear her.
"Only one thing left. Train her until she shuts up." he grimased.
Young Pan had enough. She blinked at a bunny in front of her. 6 months ago she would have cuddled it to death. But she HATED the bunny now. She wanted to go home. Or to see Picco again. He hadn't showed his face in months. She missed her daddy and mommy. She wanted a warm meal again. SHe had been hungry for months.
"Enough fun?" a voice sounded behind her. Pan turned around. "YOU!" she screamed. He narrowed his eyes. That voice. He couldn't stand it.. he shuddered again.
She didn't know if she wanted to hug him or attack him. She was SO happy to see him, but SO angry that he left her alone all that time.
So they stared at each other. Pan was silent, for a moment. Piccolo was relieved. "Now. You have learned your lesson?" he asked, shortly.
In her mind, she wondered what on earth he was talking about, but she nodded. "Hhmyep." she mumbled. "Talk normal, silly child." Pan blushed. Why was he so mean, all the time. He was never mean to her daddy? He was always nice to everyone. But he was mean to her.
"Picco.." she started. A LOUD SIGH. "Can we eat?!" Piccolo blinked. "You.. are hungry?" he asked. Pan frowned and stamped her feat. "YES I AM HUNGRY. YOU LEAVE ME ALONE FOR MONTHS AND I WANT MY MOMMY TO FIX ME DINNER!" she started yelling again.
Piccolo snapped. "Stop screaming!" he roared at her. Pan blinked for a second but shook her head. "NO! This was not what was supposed to happen. You promised to train me!" Piccolo growled and aimed his hand at the girl. "YOu just watch me train you, you ignorant child" he panted and released a ki blast from his palm.
"OH!" she squeeled. Pan managed to jump away before the blast hit the ground. She looked at Piccolo , who's face spelled DANGER, and gulped. "Picco?" she asked softly. More ki blasts followed. "HEY!" She jumped up. "Ah!" fell down. "Wait!" rolled away. "Noo!" got hit.
She sat on the ground and trembled, looking at her hurt arm. Piccolo panted. "It's Piccolo." he hissed. "And this was your first lesson. You should have been able to avoid those attacks." She nodded softly and looked at her arm again.
Piccolo walked up to her. "Are you hurt badly?" he asked, unsure what to do. With Gohan, he never bothered to check if he was injured. But somehow, with the girl, he felt obliged to make sure she was okay. He kneeled down and looked at Pan. Pan sniffed and nodded. "It hurts." she whispered.
"Damn." he growled. "Here.." he began, and wanted to take her hand. But Pan suddenly started screaming and punched him in the stomach. For a moment, he was stunned. But Pan kicked him in the knees and he fell down. She crossed her arms and grinned. He whiped the sand of his costume.
"Good one kid. You tricked me." he said, ignoring her giggle. She nodded. "See? I can fight!" she stated proudly. "I don't consider that fighting." he returned and aimed yet another ki blast at her. "Dodge this!" he yelled, unable to hide the pleasure he took in aiming that blast at her.
--That night--
Piccolo stared in the flames. Pan insisted on a fire, before she nearly passed out on the ground. He stared at the girl, who was asleep next to him. Her arm was burned, her face was bruised and her hair was scruffy. She opened her eyes and smiled at him. "Picco, you'll make me a great fighter, hmm!?" she asked. He hmphed. "You look horrible." he said. Pan grabbed a piece of his cape and covered herself with it. "You are ugly" she mumbled.
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Few answers to reviews :
Toreina-Mei : I know.. I suddenly noticed the paragraphs started with Pan OR Piccolo and it'S ANNOYING!! And I know the chappies are short.. but I'm still pondering on what shall happen and as soon as I have a good idea, the chapters will get longer. I seriously appreciated your suggestions ^.^
Silver Foxglove : Yay! When will YOU update again? HMM? Thanks for your review and do you still need some advice on the drow ? Cuz I've been playing IWD tooo much ^.^
Saiyangirl*dbz*dbgt: We are insane. Yup ^.^ Thanks for your reviews and don't you think Dende deserves his very own fic? (where he obviously gets chased by evil hitmen because he had eggs with Krillin (notice the "eggs instead of "sex"..)) erm.. drifting off, anyway : thank you again!!
EC chan: gaa.. stop haunting me with reviews for the M/G fic! I HATE THAT STUPID FIC! And for this fic; I.. actually.. (emberassed here) didn't consider this to be an odd couple fic, I just wanted to write a cute story. AND NOW YOU GAVE ME BAD IDEAS.. so IF I make this a romance fic (IF) it would NOT be between a 5 year old (random age, RANDOM) and an ancient alien, I would AT LEAST make the girl of a legal age. I may be insane, but I am not sick. thnx anyway ^.^
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Piccolo rules! yay! REVIEW DAMMIT!
