Disc-lame-er: Still don't own Legolas, but I'm working on it, damn red tape :P

"Somehow, I gathered that." the blue hair man took his eyes of Accasia for a split second to check her out. "Nice, but too serious, more Legolas." he shrugged and then looked back at the pink ball of fluff who was rolling on that ground, laughing. "Now there is a Devmil woman, sexy sexy sexy." he grinned like a Cheshire cat. "My name is Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood. This is my close friend Devmil Willow." Legolas turned his eyes back to Accasia, who was now standing, and beginning to walk back to their little "party." "Yo, my name's Accasia. Nice to meet you Legs." she turned to Devmil. "And very nice to meet you." Accasia pressed herself up against Devmil. She smiled, now she knew he was interested. "Accasia!" Meghan gasped, how could her friend have no morals at a time like this. They were in Mirkwood! "What? I'm a fairy, therefore I have a huge sexual appetite, and besides, this is all a dream. If I wake up before I get to feed this appetite with Devmil here, I'm bringing a pillow Smackdown on your butt." Accasia moved one finger up Devmils's naked chest. "Lady, I am a bit confused. I thought pixies stayed in the north of our land, hidden, forever." Devmil shuddered. "Oh, We aren't really fairies. We're humans, from Earth." Accasia laughed, running a hand through her hair. "Yes, milady, everyone is from Middle Earth." Legolas answered, he bent down to Meghans ear. "Has your friend consumed anything poisonous, or perhaps is hallucinating?" Legolas asked worried. "No, she's just Accasia. But, we were actually transported here from another Planet. Where we come from, this land, YOU are just fictitious. Your in the books we read and cherish." Meghan sighed, looking at Legolas again. "HOW could you forget the movie?!" Accasia laughed, flying over to the bed. She began to fly, actually, before she hit the ground with a sickening thud. "O-A-OWWW!" Accasia screamed. Devmil ran over to her. "Are you okay?" he asked, picking her up and cradling her to his body. Accasia sighed and rested her head on his chest, knocked out. "You are from a different planet?" Legolas's eyes lit up. Meghan just nodded. "Well, perhaps this would answer many questions. How you changed form, how Devmil nor I have ever seen you, either of you." he looked dead into Meghan's eyes. "I am sure I would have remembered hearing about such a ravishing, attractive pixie maiden." Legolas picked up her hand and kissed it. His lips were soft against her skin, like silk. Meghan hit the ground with a thump. She was out cold. Legolas bent down and picked her up with ease. She was no heavier than a leaf. "Just lay the charm on her Legolas. Take it easy." Devmil laughed. "What charm? My friend, we need to consult Galandriel about this. I have never heard on any of this." Legolas stood, stunned. "Although, I cannot say that I disagree with having such a lovely girl enter my land." Legolas coughed then looked up at Devmil. Devmil begun laughing at his obviously love-struck friend. "Legolas, you look as if your in love." Devmil chuckled. "Hardly, hardly. Love takes years, decades, centuries. This is not love. Tis' more of a slight lust." Legolas grinned, walking towards the castle, with Meghan on his shoulder. "You say that because you know pixies thirst for passion is rarely ever diminished. I love pixies!" Devmil began walk beside his friend, Accasia tight against his chest. "How are we going to explain this to your father?" Devmil broke the silence as the castle came into view. "I have no idea." Legolas marched on, confident that he would think of something. Accasia woke up and looked over at Meghan, her eyes were open, and so was her mouth, in a huge grin. Accasia gave her a huge thumbs up as Devmil looked down. Accasia quickly "fell" back asleep. He laughed and bent his head down. "I know you are not sleeping little one. You cannot fall asleep yet for you have yet to have me in your bed." Devmil chucked. Accasia blushed and jumped out of Devmil's reach. "Pompous ass." she swore as she marched ahead, in a frenzy. "Damn, what a fiery pixie." Devmil began to fly behind her, obviously enjoy this view.