THE BALLAD OF RAMZA BEOULVE
By Cinna Garnomm
(With some help from ker-plop and Ghaleon Bonne)
(To the tune of ABC's "Sonic the Hedgehog" cartoon show theme song)

By Ghaleon
Nice sword, sweet guy.
It's Ramza Beoulve!
Too strong for the Lucavi.
He's Ramza Beoulve!

(Chorus)
Ramza!
He battles for truth!
Ramza!
He's got no attitude!
Ramza!
He's the strongest guy alive!

Don't doubt what he can do.
It's Ramza Beoulve!
Or he'll, he'll beat you too.
He's Ramza Beoulve!
(Repeat chorus)
(Repeat 'strongest guy alive' thrice.)

By ker-plop
Shunned in Ivalice.
It's Ramza Beoulve!
Wanted as a Heretic.
He's Ramza Beoulve!
(Chorus)

Tired of fightin' fools.
It's Ramza Beoulve!
Sailed off for Zeratul.
He's Ramza Beoulve!
(Repeat chorus)
(Repeat 'strongest guy alive' thrice.)

Watch out, bad guys.
It's Ramza Beoulve!
He'll crush all the Mechannites.
He's Ramza Beoulve!
(Chorus)

He's got his friends to aid 'im.
It's Ramza Beoulve!
Bad guys also do hate 'em.
He's Ramza Beoulve!
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat 'strongest guy alive' thrice)

Rafa, Malak.
It's Ramza Beoulve!
Agrias, and Mustadio.
He's Ramza Beoulve!
(Chorus)

Alma, and Meliadoul.
It's Ramza Beoulve!
Orlandu, and Cloud too.
He's Ramza Beoulve!
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat 'strongest guy alive' thrice)

Beware, Hyral.
It's Ramza Beoulve!
He'll stop all of your lies, pal.
He's Ramza Beoulve!
(Chorus)

He will soon find all the Stones.
It's Ramza Beoulve!
Then he'll save Queen Ovelia.
He's Ramza Beoulve!
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat 'strongest guy alive' thrice)

Have fear, Draco.
It's Ramza Beoulve!
He's come to claim your Stone.
He's Ramza Beoulve!
(Chorus)

Then he'll have all the Stones.
It's Ramza Beoulve!
Then he'll defeat Ajora.
He's Ramza Beoulve!
Ramza!
He battles for truth
Ramza!
He's got no attitude!
Ramza!
He's the strongest guy alive!
He's the strongest guy alive!
HE'S THE STRONGEST GUY ALIIIIIIIVE!!!