Hi everybody!! Wanna know something??? I'm gonna start a sad attempt of a
humour
story!! BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Now, I'll need some Characters for my 2nd
chapter.
Now, here's a sad beginning and some sad, sad humour.
Aya and her grateful followers were sitting on the couch watching Signs. The part where the kid is poisoned by the alien, Lodis started talking.
Lodis: He's gonna die!!!
Shantei: He's already dead, now shut-up! Aya hasn't seen this!( points to Aya, who is clinging to the couch side) See?
Lodis: She's traumatized...
Adraia: Naw, she's just a little bit scared, see? (Pokes Aya's side)
Aya: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!(Bounces onto the ceiling clinging to the lamp)
Lodis: How high was that?
Shantei: Ten feet
Adraia: Pass the popcorn
Lodis: No, my popcorn. (Clutches popcorn bowl to his chest)
Shantei: He's insane...Aya please get down.
Aya: (Twitching) The aliens are coming...
Lodis: She's lost it...(Shakes head)
Shantei: I'll bring Lavitz to life!!!
Aya (Bounces down onto the couch) LAVITZ! WHERE!
Adraia: Nowhere
Aya: o_o...no...Lavitz...(Face falls and she runs up to her room)
Shantei: You hurt her feelings! I really was gonna bring him here! And Lloyd!
Lodis: My god...you really are insane! (Runs in circles and hit the stairs)
Adraia: Right now, he's dumber then me...(Stares at the TV)
Lodis: Pretty...little...birdies... (Stars go around his head)
Shantei: (Slap her head) Oh! Hey Lodis, you own yourself 300 slaps on the head!!
Lodis: (wakes up) WHAT! Dammit!
Adraia: Do you hear a crackling sound?
Lodis: I'm going into the kitchen...(heads to the kitchen)
Shantei: Right...hey do you hear a crackling sound?
Adraia: I said that!
Shantei: Too bad.
(Lights go out)
: Inside the Kitchen:
Lodis: AHHH! OUCH! WHA! OOF!(Lands into the black living room) Something's in there!(Points to kitchen)
Silence.
Lodis: Hello? Oh S**T!!! I'm ALONE!!!!AHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Faints from lack of air)
: Upstairs in Aya's room:
Aya: Sniff... why is everybody mean to me... wait, where's the light? (Stares at the black walls as a shadow passes it from the light outside the window) A-aliens!!!! EKKKKKK!!!!
(Runs to the corner of the room and trembles)
Voice: I've come to...eat you! BWHAHHAHAHAH!!!
Aya: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!(Starts to cry)
(Lights come on)
Doel: Damn, I was having fun!
Albert: You scared the poor child, uncle! How rude of you!
Dart: Why are we here? Wait...where exactly are we?(Looks around the pale green and blue room)
Aya: (Staring wide eyed) Oh...My...God...
Shana: Umm, little girl? Can you tell us where we are?
Haschel: La La land!!
Meru: Candy land!!
Kongol: Home...
Aya: My...room...
Doel: Some room, there's no swords, or red carpets, or-
Lloyd: Why am I alive?
Aya: LLOYD!
Lloyd: Wut?
Aya: Y-you killed LAVITZ!!!!
Lloyd: Oh...another Lavitz fan...yay...
Aya: EVIL!!!!(points at Lloyd)
Lloyd: Sigh...(Walks to a corner)
Rose: I'm alive as well hasn't anyone noticed?
Dart: ROSE!
Rose: So, you finally noticed
Dart: sorry...
Shana: Rose! (goes to hug rose, but only falls flat on the floor when rose moves)
Haschel: Bwhhahaha!
Shana: My pain is not funny!
Doel: Of course it is...mehheheh!
Albert: Can we please leave the room; it's too crowded in here.
Aya: Yes...t-this way...
(Door whips open to have Shantei and Adraia standing there)
Shantei: My god! Aya, you did it!
Aya: Did what?
Adraia: Bring LOD to life!
Aya: No I didn't!
Shantei: Of course you did! (Pats Aya on the back)
Aya: Didn't, not did
Lloyd: I'm confused...why am I here if I'm dead?
Rose: Yes, and what about me?
Albert: Maybe you were brought back to life by SOA?
Aya: GOD! Not SOA!
Dart: WHAT! NO SOA! I'm DYING!!!!
Adraia: Can we please go back and watch Signs...?
Shantei: Sure! Come on everybody! Let's head downstairs!!
Everybody: YAH!
: Downstairs:
Lodis: HELP!!!MHHP!
Shantei: Did you hear something?
Aya: No, did you guys?
Everyone except Meru shakes head: Nope
Meru: I heard a yell!
Adraia: Wingly hearing...cool!
Shantei: I wanna be a wingly!
Aya: (runs downstairs)MY GOD!
Shantei: WHAT!
Everyone: (runs downstairs)
Aya is standing in the kitchen doorway, looking at the floor with wide eyes.
Adraia: What's wrong?
Aya: The kitchen...is a mess...
Adraia: THE KITCHEN!!! NO!!!!!!!(falls to the floor on his knees weeping)
Dart: It's okay, I feel your pain. (Pats Adraia on the back)
Adraia: Get away form me! You gay asshole!!!
Dart: How did you know!
Everybody except Dart: O_O
Dart: Did I say that aloud...?
Meru: Yes! You made Shana cry!
Dart: Shana?
Shana: Dart! You...you, BASTARD!
Miranda: My Soa, she %&^%) actually (*^%$& swore!
Shana: (Stomps off onto the couch)
Shantei: Ookay? Aya, lets go in...you guys wait here!
Everybody except Aya and Shantei: Okay!
: Kitchen:
Aya: Lodis? Are you in here?
Freezer: MMH!
Shantei: Okay, on the ount of 3...1, 2, 3!!!!(both pull the freezer open)
Both: LODIS!
Lodis: Uhhh...
Aya: Who did this to you! In MY house!
Shantei: Hurry, lets get him to his room before he dies!
Aya: (Pikes up Lodis's arms)
Shantie: (picks up his legs)
Both girls try their hardest to darg Lodis out of the kitchen. Also, passing the lOD group and Adraia.
Adraia: Oh...my...god!!!!LODIS!!!
Dart: Lodis?Wha?
Shana: Who is that boy?
Meru: He comitted suicide!
Haschel: He's dead.
Kongol: He had to much pill
Miranda: &(&(%(*&_)%$^%$boy^&(%%(%(drink (^%&(^&(to much!
Lloyd: He looks like Lavitz when he died.
Lodis: WHAT! YOU FREAKING ASSHOLE!(Bounces ontop of Lloyd and starts beating him up)
Lloyd: Ah! My bueatiful body!
Lodis: Yeah, take that pretty boy!
Shantei: Stop LODIS! Leave Lloyd alone! (Pulls Lodis off of Lloyd)
Aya: No fighting in my house!
Meru: Where do you keep the sugar!
Miranda: Stupid^&(&^%wingly^^$^(%$$%*suger!
Meru: Yeah, what she said...hey!
Miranda: Hehehe
Shantei: OK! Enough! GO AND SIT ON THE COUCHES! NOW!
Everyone: O_O (all go sit down)
Shantei: Thank you.
: Livingroom:
Aya: Lodis, what did happen to you?
Lodis: Chickens...(clutches the pillow to his chest and trembles)
Dart: Chickens? Man, you EAT chickens!
Shana: I hate you Dart.
Dart: What?
Shana: Nothing...
Dart: Ok!(Brings out a lighter)
Aya: NO! NO SMOKING!
Dart: Uhhh...
Doel: (Grabs lighter and smacks Dart) She said no smoking!
Aya: Thanks Doel!
Shantei: My god...Doel is being nice!
Doel: SO! What me to chop you up like I did to those cows in the past?!?
Shantei: O_O NO!
Doel: (Gives Shantei his glare)
Aya: Wow, he just as good as you are Shantei! (See's Shantei huddled in a corner beside Lloyd)
Lodis: Chickens man...
Adraia: Get ahold of yourself! Okay, I saw we find these Chcikens and have Christmas dinner early!
Albert: Wonderful Idea!
Lavitz: Chicken anyone?
Everyone: AHHH!(Fall over anime style)
Lavitz: What?
Lloyd: I killed you! You should be dead!(Points at Lavitz)
Aya: O_O
Shantei: Uh-oh...Lavitz for once DUCK!!!
Lavitz: What?
Aya: Lavi!(Pounces on Lavitz and clutches to his chest)
Haschel: Bwhahahah!!!!!
Kongol: She like Dead guy.
Meru: Oh? Who's he?
Dart: L-lavitz? Your alive?
Shana: Lavitz, can you be my boyfriend? Dart is GAY!
Lavitz: Uh.to many questions!!!Okay, you! Girl with the blue hair, I'm Lavitz Slambert! Dart, yes I'm alive because of chickens. Shana, no, I don' wanna be your boyfriend!
Aya: (Looks up at him) Uhh?(Jumps off and takes a step backwards)
Shantei: MY GOD! She let him go!?!
Adraia: That's a first.
Lodis: Kill Chicken! (Takes out a handgun and points at Lavitz)
Dart: NO! What are you doing?!?
Lloyd: Yes, do it my minion! BWAHAHAHA!!!
Lavitz: Uh...?What is that?(Points at the gun)
Lodis: MY HAND GUN CHICKEN DEMON!
Meru: He's insane!!!!
Shantei: O_O
Doel: I LIKE EM'!
Albert:: Is that thing a toy, or a high tech intrument?
Lavitz: A gun? Why do you think I'm a chicken?
Lodis: You have feather coming out of your hands!!!
Aya: Lodis...shoot him! GET HIM NOW!
Lodis: Really? Cool!(Aims and shoots)
Everyone: Gasp!
The bullet stops just inches away from Lavitz's face, he puts on a evil smirk and grabs hold of it. His eyes also turn blood red.
Lavitz: Foolish human! My identidy may be revieled, but I still have control! BWAJHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!CLUCK CLUCK!
Everyone: (Watches in horror as Lavitz falls over and a huge, and I mean HUGE chicken with anntenias appears.)
Aya: Lavitz!!!!
Shantei: That is one huge crazy bird...(Looks up)
Dart: What the hell is that!
Miranda; A &%(^%^*%^CHICKEN!!!
Meru: IS UGLY!!!(Runs and hides behind Doel)
Doel: My new Minoin!!!
Meru: What!(Inches away from Doel)
Shana: Albert save me!
Albert: Why? I'm scared, you save ME!
Adraia:IT LOOKS DELIOUS!!! (Raises a fork and Knife)
Lodis: I WAS RIGHT!WHAHAHHAHAH!
Aya: (Runs over behind the Chicken and beside Lavitz) Lavitz?
Shantei: Oh no, Aya look out!!!(Runs but is frozen in place)
Chicken: Mehehcluckhehehe, all of you are frozen!!BWAHHAHHAHACLUCK CLUCK WAHJAHA!!!
Mysterious Voice 1: NOT FOR LONG!
Mysterious Voice 2: Put the people back to normal clucky!
Clucky: Bwack!No, cluck, NEVER!
Mysterious Voice 3; Too bad then.(Raises a bazooka)
Clucky: Bwack? CLUCK!!!AHHHHHH!!!(Dies and evaporates)
Everyone: (Back to normal) Wha?
Mysterious Voice 2: You all alright?
Shantei: W-who are you?
Mystaerious Voice 1: We're...
Find out next Chapter!!!BWAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!Reveiw please!
Aya and her grateful followers were sitting on the couch watching Signs. The part where the kid is poisoned by the alien, Lodis started talking.
Lodis: He's gonna die!!!
Shantei: He's already dead, now shut-up! Aya hasn't seen this!( points to Aya, who is clinging to the couch side) See?
Lodis: She's traumatized...
Adraia: Naw, she's just a little bit scared, see? (Pokes Aya's side)
Aya: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!(Bounces onto the ceiling clinging to the lamp)
Lodis: How high was that?
Shantei: Ten feet
Adraia: Pass the popcorn
Lodis: No, my popcorn. (Clutches popcorn bowl to his chest)
Shantei: He's insane...Aya please get down.
Aya: (Twitching) The aliens are coming...
Lodis: She's lost it...(Shakes head)
Shantei: I'll bring Lavitz to life!!!
Aya (Bounces down onto the couch) LAVITZ! WHERE!
Adraia: Nowhere
Aya: o_o...no...Lavitz...(Face falls and she runs up to her room)
Shantei: You hurt her feelings! I really was gonna bring him here! And Lloyd!
Lodis: My god...you really are insane! (Runs in circles and hit the stairs)
Adraia: Right now, he's dumber then me...(Stares at the TV)
Lodis: Pretty...little...birdies... (Stars go around his head)
Shantei: (Slap her head) Oh! Hey Lodis, you own yourself 300 slaps on the head!!
Lodis: (wakes up) WHAT! Dammit!
Adraia: Do you hear a crackling sound?
Lodis: I'm going into the kitchen...(heads to the kitchen)
Shantei: Right...hey do you hear a crackling sound?
Adraia: I said that!
Shantei: Too bad.
(Lights go out)
: Inside the Kitchen:
Lodis: AHHH! OUCH! WHA! OOF!(Lands into the black living room) Something's in there!(Points to kitchen)
Silence.
Lodis: Hello? Oh S**T!!! I'm ALONE!!!!AHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Faints from lack of air)
: Upstairs in Aya's room:
Aya: Sniff... why is everybody mean to me... wait, where's the light? (Stares at the black walls as a shadow passes it from the light outside the window) A-aliens!!!! EKKKKKK!!!!
(Runs to the corner of the room and trembles)
Voice: I've come to...eat you! BWHAHHAHAHAH!!!
Aya: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!(Starts to cry)
(Lights come on)
Doel: Damn, I was having fun!
Albert: You scared the poor child, uncle! How rude of you!
Dart: Why are we here? Wait...where exactly are we?(Looks around the pale green and blue room)
Aya: (Staring wide eyed) Oh...My...God...
Shana: Umm, little girl? Can you tell us where we are?
Haschel: La La land!!
Meru: Candy land!!
Kongol: Home...
Aya: My...room...
Doel: Some room, there's no swords, or red carpets, or-
Lloyd: Why am I alive?
Aya: LLOYD!
Lloyd: Wut?
Aya: Y-you killed LAVITZ!!!!
Lloyd: Oh...another Lavitz fan...yay...
Aya: EVIL!!!!(points at Lloyd)
Lloyd: Sigh...(Walks to a corner)
Rose: I'm alive as well hasn't anyone noticed?
Dart: ROSE!
Rose: So, you finally noticed
Dart: sorry...
Shana: Rose! (goes to hug rose, but only falls flat on the floor when rose moves)
Haschel: Bwhhahaha!
Shana: My pain is not funny!
Doel: Of course it is...mehheheh!
Albert: Can we please leave the room; it's too crowded in here.
Aya: Yes...t-this way...
(Door whips open to have Shantei and Adraia standing there)
Shantei: My god! Aya, you did it!
Aya: Did what?
Adraia: Bring LOD to life!
Aya: No I didn't!
Shantei: Of course you did! (Pats Aya on the back)
Aya: Didn't, not did
Lloyd: I'm confused...why am I here if I'm dead?
Rose: Yes, and what about me?
Albert: Maybe you were brought back to life by SOA?
Aya: GOD! Not SOA!
Dart: WHAT! NO SOA! I'm DYING!!!!
Adraia: Can we please go back and watch Signs...?
Shantei: Sure! Come on everybody! Let's head downstairs!!
Everybody: YAH!
: Downstairs:
Lodis: HELP!!!MHHP!
Shantei: Did you hear something?
Aya: No, did you guys?
Everyone except Meru shakes head: Nope
Meru: I heard a yell!
Adraia: Wingly hearing...cool!
Shantei: I wanna be a wingly!
Aya: (runs downstairs)MY GOD!
Shantei: WHAT!
Everyone: (runs downstairs)
Aya is standing in the kitchen doorway, looking at the floor with wide eyes.
Adraia: What's wrong?
Aya: The kitchen...is a mess...
Adraia: THE KITCHEN!!! NO!!!!!!!(falls to the floor on his knees weeping)
Dart: It's okay, I feel your pain. (Pats Adraia on the back)
Adraia: Get away form me! You gay asshole!!!
Dart: How did you know!
Everybody except Dart: O_O
Dart: Did I say that aloud...?
Meru: Yes! You made Shana cry!
Dart: Shana?
Shana: Dart! You...you, BASTARD!
Miranda: My Soa, she %&^%) actually (*^%$& swore!
Shana: (Stomps off onto the couch)
Shantei: Ookay? Aya, lets go in...you guys wait here!
Everybody except Aya and Shantei: Okay!
: Kitchen:
Aya: Lodis? Are you in here?
Freezer: MMH!
Shantei: Okay, on the ount of 3...1, 2, 3!!!!(both pull the freezer open)
Both: LODIS!
Lodis: Uhhh...
Aya: Who did this to you! In MY house!
Shantei: Hurry, lets get him to his room before he dies!
Aya: (Pikes up Lodis's arms)
Shantie: (picks up his legs)
Both girls try their hardest to darg Lodis out of the kitchen. Also, passing the lOD group and Adraia.
Adraia: Oh...my...god!!!!LODIS!!!
Dart: Lodis?Wha?
Shana: Who is that boy?
Meru: He comitted suicide!
Haschel: He's dead.
Kongol: He had to much pill
Miranda: &(&(%(*&_)%$^%$boy^&(%%(%(drink (^%&(^&(to much!
Lloyd: He looks like Lavitz when he died.
Lodis: WHAT! YOU FREAKING ASSHOLE!(Bounces ontop of Lloyd and starts beating him up)
Lloyd: Ah! My bueatiful body!
Lodis: Yeah, take that pretty boy!
Shantei: Stop LODIS! Leave Lloyd alone! (Pulls Lodis off of Lloyd)
Aya: No fighting in my house!
Meru: Where do you keep the sugar!
Miranda: Stupid^&(&^%wingly^^$^(%$$%*suger!
Meru: Yeah, what she said...hey!
Miranda: Hehehe
Shantei: OK! Enough! GO AND SIT ON THE COUCHES! NOW!
Everyone: O_O (all go sit down)
Shantei: Thank you.
: Livingroom:
Aya: Lodis, what did happen to you?
Lodis: Chickens...(clutches the pillow to his chest and trembles)
Dart: Chickens? Man, you EAT chickens!
Shana: I hate you Dart.
Dart: What?
Shana: Nothing...
Dart: Ok!(Brings out a lighter)
Aya: NO! NO SMOKING!
Dart: Uhhh...
Doel: (Grabs lighter and smacks Dart) She said no smoking!
Aya: Thanks Doel!
Shantei: My god...Doel is being nice!
Doel: SO! What me to chop you up like I did to those cows in the past?!?
Shantei: O_O NO!
Doel: (Gives Shantei his glare)
Aya: Wow, he just as good as you are Shantei! (See's Shantei huddled in a corner beside Lloyd)
Lodis: Chickens man...
Adraia: Get ahold of yourself! Okay, I saw we find these Chcikens and have Christmas dinner early!
Albert: Wonderful Idea!
Lavitz: Chicken anyone?
Everyone: AHHH!(Fall over anime style)
Lavitz: What?
Lloyd: I killed you! You should be dead!(Points at Lavitz)
Aya: O_O
Shantei: Uh-oh...Lavitz for once DUCK!!!
Lavitz: What?
Aya: Lavi!(Pounces on Lavitz and clutches to his chest)
Haschel: Bwhahahah!!!!!
Kongol: She like Dead guy.
Meru: Oh? Who's he?
Dart: L-lavitz? Your alive?
Shana: Lavitz, can you be my boyfriend? Dart is GAY!
Lavitz: Uh.to many questions!!!Okay, you! Girl with the blue hair, I'm Lavitz Slambert! Dart, yes I'm alive because of chickens. Shana, no, I don' wanna be your boyfriend!
Aya: (Looks up at him) Uhh?(Jumps off and takes a step backwards)
Shantei: MY GOD! She let him go!?!
Adraia: That's a first.
Lodis: Kill Chicken! (Takes out a handgun and points at Lavitz)
Dart: NO! What are you doing?!?
Lloyd: Yes, do it my minion! BWAHAHAHA!!!
Lavitz: Uh...?What is that?(Points at the gun)
Lodis: MY HAND GUN CHICKEN DEMON!
Meru: He's insane!!!!
Shantei: O_O
Doel: I LIKE EM'!
Albert:: Is that thing a toy, or a high tech intrument?
Lavitz: A gun? Why do you think I'm a chicken?
Lodis: You have feather coming out of your hands!!!
Aya: Lodis...shoot him! GET HIM NOW!
Lodis: Really? Cool!(Aims and shoots)
Everyone: Gasp!
The bullet stops just inches away from Lavitz's face, he puts on a evil smirk and grabs hold of it. His eyes also turn blood red.
Lavitz: Foolish human! My identidy may be revieled, but I still have control! BWAJHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!CLUCK CLUCK!
Everyone: (Watches in horror as Lavitz falls over and a huge, and I mean HUGE chicken with anntenias appears.)
Aya: Lavitz!!!!
Shantei: That is one huge crazy bird...(Looks up)
Dart: What the hell is that!
Miranda; A &%(^%^*%^CHICKEN!!!
Meru: IS UGLY!!!(Runs and hides behind Doel)
Doel: My new Minoin!!!
Meru: What!(Inches away from Doel)
Shana: Albert save me!
Albert: Why? I'm scared, you save ME!
Adraia:IT LOOKS DELIOUS!!! (Raises a fork and Knife)
Lodis: I WAS RIGHT!WHAHAHHAHAH!
Aya: (Runs over behind the Chicken and beside Lavitz) Lavitz?
Shantei: Oh no, Aya look out!!!(Runs but is frozen in place)
Chicken: Mehehcluckhehehe, all of you are frozen!!BWAHHAHHAHACLUCK CLUCK WAHJAHA!!!
Mysterious Voice 1: NOT FOR LONG!
Mysterious Voice 2: Put the people back to normal clucky!
Clucky: Bwack!No, cluck, NEVER!
Mysterious Voice 3; Too bad then.(Raises a bazooka)
Clucky: Bwack? CLUCK!!!AHHHHHH!!!(Dies and evaporates)
Everyone: (Back to normal) Wha?
Mysterious Voice 2: You all alright?
Shantei: W-who are you?
Mystaerious Voice 1: We're...
Find out next Chapter!!!BWAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!Reveiw please!
