Hi everyone! Story for the late update, I love you guys!!! You gave me nice
Reviews and all. Anyway, I think I should make this damn thing a little
longer,
I'm actually getting to be good at humour...mehheheh. Now, read on, my
alien chicken people! BWAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!
Chapter 2: A Tree?
Shantei: W-who are you?
Mysterious Voice 1: We're. THE CHICKENATERS!!!
Lodis: YAY!^-^
Aya: Fifi? Yuna? Ssp47? YOU'RE the chickenaters?
Fifi: Damn right we are!
Yuna: I love shooting chickens with my bazookas!
Shantei: My lord...now we have dead chicken on the carpet. Aya, don't you care? (Looks to see Aya tending to a fainted Lavitz) Ok...maybe not.
Fifi: HUGGY! (Runs to Lavitz)
Ssp47: Hey did Lloyd and Rose come back too?
Shantei: MY LLOYD! (Clings to Lloyd's shirt)
Ssp47: Uh...ok, you're Lloyd.
Shana: EKKKK!!!!
Adraia: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Everyone besides Shana and Adraia: WHAT!
Shana and Adraia: The alien is going to stab him! He's going to stab the kid!!!
Lodis: For the love of god...it's a movie!
Doel: Where's my sword en axe! We have to go on a Chicken hunt!
Dart: Why? They (points to the chickenaters group) already killed it.
Albert: But, by the looks at how they are re-loading their weapons means that we would be receiving another attack for the alien chickens, and that we have to find their base in the wilderness immediately.
Aya: ALBERT! GET A LIFE!!!
Albert: Such harsh words! (Faints)
Dart: Albert!
Shana: So it was Albert! Dart, I can't believe you!
Shantei: So, Dart's gay with Albert...what about Emille?
Haschel: I ate her.
Aya: MY word!
Meru: Aya, you've gone insane already...NOW! Where's the candy!
Lodis: I left it outside.
Meru and Shantei: O_O YOU left the CANDY outside!!!!(Both run to the door)
THUMP! (Whole house shakes)
Aya: Lavi! Wake the %&# up! (Shakes Lavitz)
Fifi: You swore at him...you! (Attacks Aya)
Lodis: CATFIGHT!
Adraia: Dude!
Kongol: My money on Fifi...
Meru: Candy...
Shantei: Candy...
Haschel: Beer...
Dart: Fifi! Fifi!
Lloyd: AYA! Fifi is evil to me! She made me be a bunny!
Aya: Hiss! (Jumps)
Fifi: Taste the all-powerful PIXIE STICK!!!! Bwhhahaha!
Lavitz: (Wakes up to see two girls fighting in front of him) what the?!?
Aya and Fifi: HUGGY!
Lavitz: Oh ^%*^$ NO!!!!!!!!!!!(Runs to the nearby wall)
Lodis: Whoa...dude.
Meru: Candy...
Shantei: Hey, I'm an author too! (Snaps fingers and a bag of something appears)
Meru: CANDY?
Shantei: here I have another nag anyway. (Hands Meru a candy bag)
Adraia: Hey! Where are Doel, Ssp47, and Yuna?
Lodis: (Slips into the darkness and disappears)
Shana: Where's that Lodis guy?
Shantei: Hmmm...Aya I would check the garage.
Aya: Why? (Thinks) OH! DAMN IT ALL! (Runs to the garage)
Dart: Albert are you alright?
Albert: Dart? What the hell! Get away from me!
Dart: But...I thought you and me were...
Albert: I was drunk you idiotic rehab!
Shantei: Whoa...Albert, King of Serdio...DRUNK!
Meru: Yummy, yummy! (Munches on Candy)
: Garage:
Doel: Pass the tinfoil.
Ssp47: Here.
Doel: Thank you, hmm...ahh! There!
Yuna: I need the tinfoil too! (Grabs the tinfoil)
Doel: My New chickenaters senses tell me we have a spy!
Yuna: (Raises Bazooka) Come out Chicken Spy!
While aiming a figure appears in front of the three.
Lodis: Wait! Don't shoot! I just wanted to ask...can I be a Chickenater too!!!
Ssp47: No way!!!
Yuna: Uh-huh!!!
Ssp47: No, we just invited Doel! If we invite him, he'll have ta go through the Chicken-ray!!!
Doel: Just let him join! I already made tinfoil hats for everyone!
Yuna: My god...Doel, your cool! Like Lloyd! And Dart!
Doel: LLOYD! AND DART!!! I'm nothing like those pansies!
Yuna: (Quivers in fear) my...L-lloyd...
Lodis: So! Am I in it???
Ssp47: FINE! Get in the Chicken-ray! (Points to the big...BIG machine)
Lodis: Uh... (Looks up and jumps in)
The machine turns different colour of a chicken and bright flashes of pink and purple show as well. Lodis steps out, his hair astray.
Ssp47: Wow...it worked, again.
Yuna: Woohoo! Here's your tinfoil hat!!! You cutie pie!!!
Lodis: Thanks...CUTIE PIE!!!!! What!!!
Ssp47: SHHHHHHH!! We're getting a transmission!!! (Puts on a headphone set and turns the dial)
Doel: (Puts on the other headphones)
Transmission: Beep Beep...BWHAK!!!! CLUCK, CLUCK.TREE!!! We need to get the BWACK tree!!!
Doel: Excellent. we now know their whereabouts...
Yuna: (Dances) YAY!!!^-^
Aya: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY GARAGE!!!!!
Everyone in the garage except Aya: AHHHHHH!!!!
Aya: Well??? (Looks at the machines) What the?
Lodis: She needs to be Chickyfide!!!
Doel: Tie her up and Chickyfy her!!
Yuna: They've gone insane...oh well, CHICKYFY HER!!!
Aya: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Runs away will all three of them following her)
Ssp47: Uh oh...their planning an attack...they heard us. %$*%$*!!!! (Runs to the house behind the others)
: House:
Shana: I hate you Dart (Bats Dart over the head with a paper fan)
Albert: (Scratches head)
Meru: Yummy!!! (Still eating candy)
Kongol: (Ahem... in the bathroom)
Dart: Please Shana, I'll stop being gay... I promise. (Tries to hug Shana)
Miranda: %$*^$%$#*%%$#%#)^) ^ boring!
Shantei: They fight and are too loud, even for me.
Fifi: (Glomping Lavitz while Aya is away) my huggy!!^-^
Adraia: I wanna watch...Baywatch...
Lavitz: Uhhh...where am i? Who are you? Why am I not dead...Why are you touching me and hugging me? And also calling me huggy?
Fifi: Cuz you're my huggy! (Purrs like a cat)
Shantei: Oh what the hell! (Glomps Lloyd)
Lloyd: Zzzzz...Wha? (Looks down to see Shantei and falls back asleep) Zzzzz...
Shantei: Shitface! He's asleep...huh? (Looks to the garage door)
BANG, BANG!!!
Albert: Now what in the name of- (Get flattened by the door)
Aya: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!
Doel: Chickyfy her!!!
Yuna: WEEEEEE!!!! (Runs and lands on Doel's back)
Doel: We have to Chickyfy her!!! Get off of me women!
Yuna: You have to...not us. That was fun can we do it again!
Aya: Lavitz!!!!(Crying and cuddles and shudders beside him)
Lavitz: What the? You're the catfight kid. Why are you crying?
Aya: They.wanna CHICKYFY ME!!!!WAHHHHH!!!(Bawls into his shirt)
Fifi: WHAT! You want to CHICKYFY HER! That's only for Chicken slaves!!!! Not non-chicken slaves!!! Where's Ssp47? She's second in command!!
Ssp47: Fifi!!! We've got a major problem!! Chicken aircrafts are heading for this house!!! We have to arm everyone!!!
Fifi: DAMN! Sorry to leave you huggy, but duty calls! (Runs outside for a moment)
Aya: (Trembles) I want my daddy!!!!!!!!!!
Adraia: Its okay, we'll survive...you got Author magic right?
Aya: I don' know how to use it!!!
Shantei: I'll teach you in the next chapter!
Aya: Okay...
Dart: (Running away from Shana) We're all gonna die!!!!
Shana: Maybe just you!!!!
Kongol: Kongol needs larger toilet.
Everyone: WWWWWWWW!!!
Lavitz: I want me Halberd back...
POP!
Lavitz: WOAH!
Aya: How'd that happen...?
Ssp47: Dunno, but we need to make an egg bombing shelter!
Yuna: Everyone to the basement!!
Fifi: Somebody! A little helps here... (Carrying a HUGE box)
Lloyd: Here, I'll help you.
Fifi: Thanks cutie!
Everyone: (Goes into the basement where more Chickenater machines are placed)
Aya: How's these get down here?
Doel: I got em' here, while you were watching SIGNS!!
Shantei: Ohhh!! Well, where are the weapons?
Fifi: Right here! (Lifts the lid of the HUGE box)
Everyone: Ooh!
Ssp47: Okay, here are the instructions on how to use each of your weapons of analyzing Chickens! Also on Destroying them...Get ready!
Dart: Chicken Flamer? Oh...fire...
Shana: Light rod?
Albert: Wonder Book!!!
Meru: I've got Sugar Lens!
Rose: I have been forgotten...oh well; here we go...Cheese Whip.
Haschel: Blink, Blink...Sports illustrated?
Shantei: Ooh!!! I've got a Sugar Dagger!!
Aya: Whu? The heck.? Is this thingy a controller and car?
Lodis: Mehheheh, my precious computer monitor ray.
Adraia: Giant FORKS!!! WOOHOO!^-^
Doel: My ChickenCannon...excellent.
Yuna: Okay, I've got my Bazookas!
Ssp47: I've got my Seed whip! Made of Mustard and bird seed!
Fifi: AND I got my Pixie Stick! Everyone! Put on a tinfoil hat!
Everyone: (Puts on Tinfoil hats)
Lavitz: What about me?!?
Fifi: OH! Huggy, I'm sorry...but there's no more...wait, what this? OH! You can have this weapon!!!
Lavitz: (Reads) Young Grasshoppa? The hell?
Ssp47: Deal with it!! Have Aya or somebody else protect you!!!
Yuna: Lloyd here! You can have my extra Bombing gun!
Lloyd: DUDE!
Shantei: (Glares from afar)
Fifi: LET'S KICKS SOME CHICKENASS!
Everyone: (Raises their weapons) YEAH! (Charges outside)
: Outside:
Chickens: PREPARE CLUCK FOR BATTLE!!!!! (They all charge as well and head for the house only to have the LOD and the Chickenaters, and also the house dudes blocking their way.)
Fifi: Ready Doel! Aim!!!
Doel: Aiming! (Aims his cannon at the heard of Chickens) FIRE!!!
BOOM!
Chickens: Cluck...B-BWHACK!!!
Lavitz: Okay...let's see how this little thing works... (Closes Eyes and aims the Young Grasshoppa at another group of chickens) This is for controlling me!
A beam of light and darkness shoots out of the Young Grasshoppa and DESTROYS the group of Chickens.
Lavitz: WOAH! I like this little thing!!!(Starts shooting random Chickens)
Aya: Okay...here we go! (Moves the stick on the controller controlling the car and hits and runs over chickens and blood splatters all over the place) Eewwww!!!! COOL!!!!
Meru: Die! DIE! (Burning the chickens with her sugar lens and her magic combined)
Dart: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!DIE IN MY FLAME!!!WAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! (Running around like an insane lunatic and flaming every single Chicken and also Trying to kill Shana.)
Shantei: (Is having fun stabbing random Chickens and also paying no attention to us)
Adraia: WAHAHAH! DINNER!!! (Running around collecting dead and alive chickens and stabbing and stuffing them into his bag.)
Lodis: (Shooting every single Chicken in view and also tries to kill Lavitz and Lloyd from time to time.)
Lavitz and Lloyd: Watch it!!!
Fifi: You are messing with my HUGGIES!!!
Lodis: Sorry. (Resumes killing chickens)
Ssp47: Taste the poison seeds my little Chickies!!! HAHAHHAHA!!!
Yuna: BOOM! Tee hee! This is fun! (Blows up some ground and also Chickens...)
So, everyone...just keeps on killing Chickens till they retreat or just die in battle.
: After battle in the house:
Lodis: THAT WAS AWSOME!!!
Adraia: I got dinner ready in a minute!! (Runs to the Kitchen)
Lavitz: Can I keep this?? (Points at the Young Grasshoppa in his hand)
Ssp47: NO! Who knows what kind of danger you'll be! Now anyway, we have to get you guys and ourselves Chicken-Rayed! Then we go to sleep, who wants first watch!
Yuna: I do!!!
Shantei: ME! OH!! ME!!!!
Meru: ME!!
Lloyd: I guess me as well...
Fifi: Alright, lets all head to the basement.
: After the basement of Chicken-Rayed thingy happened everyone...is like kinda sleeping...i think:
Haschel: ZZZZ...
Dart: Mmh...Fire...
Albert: Library...books...Emille...
Aya: (sound asleep, curled up beside Lavitz)
Fifi: (Also sound asleep, curled up on Lavitz's other side)
Kongol: (Still in Bathroom)
Ssp47: (Lying on the couch and sleeping like a baby)
Lavitz: (Sleeping beside two girls who call him Lavi and Huggy on each side of him)
Adraia: (Snoring)
Lodis: (Snoring)
Doel: (curled in a ball)
Miranda: %$&$$&$*$ZZZZZZ... (As usual, swearing in her sleep)
: Outside it is warm:
Meru: I like it when it's warm!
Shantei: (Yawn) don't chickens like heat?
Yuna: No, they detest it, that's what our knowledge shows.
Lloyd: (Staring at the sky)
Yuna: Do you even know what us Chickenaters are?
Shantei: Not really, explain please.
Yuna; Okay! Ever since we found out that the outer planets had begun to form life, we've been studying them. As you know, we found out Alien like Chickens started emerging from the planets and so we found ever little thing we could do to stop them, in case they were hostile.
Lloyd: And they are hostile, right?
Yuna: Exactly.
Meru: This doesn't make any sense! I mean, why would Alien Chickens want to kill us?
Yuna: Dunno, they just started attacking...so yeah!
Lloyd: ZZZZ...
Shantei: Damn wingly, he fell asleep.
Meru: I'm tires too...i haven't had mush candy today... (Falls asleep)
Yuna: No what? Tomorrow, some of us are gonna set a trap for the root of the problem...we just recently found out, that the chickens comes from a huge TREE in the western bound forest. The rest of you are gonna find a new place, cuz...i know they will bomb the house.
Shantei: Okay, I'll help with the relocating...Aya needs to learn how to use her author magic...
Yuna: We should probably get some sleep! Nighty night!
Shantei: Night...
And so, the plans for the chickenating begin tomorrow. What will Aya say...about having to relocate a new home...she lives in a good damn mansion for god sakes! And will the plan be a success! Find out next time in Around the World!!!
P.S: Tell me if I should continue! Please!! And also review if you wanna be in it, or something.well adios!! Thanks!!!
Chapter 2: A Tree?
Shantei: W-who are you?
Mysterious Voice 1: We're. THE CHICKENATERS!!!
Lodis: YAY!^-^
Aya: Fifi? Yuna? Ssp47? YOU'RE the chickenaters?
Fifi: Damn right we are!
Yuna: I love shooting chickens with my bazookas!
Shantei: My lord...now we have dead chicken on the carpet. Aya, don't you care? (Looks to see Aya tending to a fainted Lavitz) Ok...maybe not.
Fifi: HUGGY! (Runs to Lavitz)
Ssp47: Hey did Lloyd and Rose come back too?
Shantei: MY LLOYD! (Clings to Lloyd's shirt)
Ssp47: Uh...ok, you're Lloyd.
Shana: EKKKK!!!!
Adraia: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Everyone besides Shana and Adraia: WHAT!
Shana and Adraia: The alien is going to stab him! He's going to stab the kid!!!
Lodis: For the love of god...it's a movie!
Doel: Where's my sword en axe! We have to go on a Chicken hunt!
Dart: Why? They (points to the chickenaters group) already killed it.
Albert: But, by the looks at how they are re-loading their weapons means that we would be receiving another attack for the alien chickens, and that we have to find their base in the wilderness immediately.
Aya: ALBERT! GET A LIFE!!!
Albert: Such harsh words! (Faints)
Dart: Albert!
Shana: So it was Albert! Dart, I can't believe you!
Shantei: So, Dart's gay with Albert...what about Emille?
Haschel: I ate her.
Aya: MY word!
Meru: Aya, you've gone insane already...NOW! Where's the candy!
Lodis: I left it outside.
Meru and Shantei: O_O YOU left the CANDY outside!!!!(Both run to the door)
THUMP! (Whole house shakes)
Aya: Lavi! Wake the %&# up! (Shakes Lavitz)
Fifi: You swore at him...you! (Attacks Aya)
Lodis: CATFIGHT!
Adraia: Dude!
Kongol: My money on Fifi...
Meru: Candy...
Shantei: Candy...
Haschel: Beer...
Dart: Fifi! Fifi!
Lloyd: AYA! Fifi is evil to me! She made me be a bunny!
Aya: Hiss! (Jumps)
Fifi: Taste the all-powerful PIXIE STICK!!!! Bwhhahaha!
Lavitz: (Wakes up to see two girls fighting in front of him) what the?!?
Aya and Fifi: HUGGY!
Lavitz: Oh ^%*^$ NO!!!!!!!!!!!(Runs to the nearby wall)
Lodis: Whoa...dude.
Meru: Candy...
Shantei: Hey, I'm an author too! (Snaps fingers and a bag of something appears)
Meru: CANDY?
Shantei: here I have another nag anyway. (Hands Meru a candy bag)
Adraia: Hey! Where are Doel, Ssp47, and Yuna?
Lodis: (Slips into the darkness and disappears)
Shana: Where's that Lodis guy?
Shantei: Hmmm...Aya I would check the garage.
Aya: Why? (Thinks) OH! DAMN IT ALL! (Runs to the garage)
Dart: Albert are you alright?
Albert: Dart? What the hell! Get away from me!
Dart: But...I thought you and me were...
Albert: I was drunk you idiotic rehab!
Shantei: Whoa...Albert, King of Serdio...DRUNK!
Meru: Yummy, yummy! (Munches on Candy)
: Garage:
Doel: Pass the tinfoil.
Ssp47: Here.
Doel: Thank you, hmm...ahh! There!
Yuna: I need the tinfoil too! (Grabs the tinfoil)
Doel: My New chickenaters senses tell me we have a spy!
Yuna: (Raises Bazooka) Come out Chicken Spy!
While aiming a figure appears in front of the three.
Lodis: Wait! Don't shoot! I just wanted to ask...can I be a Chickenater too!!!
Ssp47: No way!!!
Yuna: Uh-huh!!!
Ssp47: No, we just invited Doel! If we invite him, he'll have ta go through the Chicken-ray!!!
Doel: Just let him join! I already made tinfoil hats for everyone!
Yuna: My god...Doel, your cool! Like Lloyd! And Dart!
Doel: LLOYD! AND DART!!! I'm nothing like those pansies!
Yuna: (Quivers in fear) my...L-lloyd...
Lodis: So! Am I in it???
Ssp47: FINE! Get in the Chicken-ray! (Points to the big...BIG machine)
Lodis: Uh... (Looks up and jumps in)
The machine turns different colour of a chicken and bright flashes of pink and purple show as well. Lodis steps out, his hair astray.
Ssp47: Wow...it worked, again.
Yuna: Woohoo! Here's your tinfoil hat!!! You cutie pie!!!
Lodis: Thanks...CUTIE PIE!!!!! What!!!
Ssp47: SHHHHHHH!! We're getting a transmission!!! (Puts on a headphone set and turns the dial)
Doel: (Puts on the other headphones)
Transmission: Beep Beep...BWHAK!!!! CLUCK, CLUCK.TREE!!! We need to get the BWACK tree!!!
Doel: Excellent. we now know their whereabouts...
Yuna: (Dances) YAY!!!^-^
Aya: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY GARAGE!!!!!
Everyone in the garage except Aya: AHHHHHH!!!!
Aya: Well??? (Looks at the machines) What the?
Lodis: She needs to be Chickyfide!!!
Doel: Tie her up and Chickyfy her!!
Yuna: They've gone insane...oh well, CHICKYFY HER!!!
Aya: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Runs away will all three of them following her)
Ssp47: Uh oh...their planning an attack...they heard us. %$*%$*!!!! (Runs to the house behind the others)
: House:
Shana: I hate you Dart (Bats Dart over the head with a paper fan)
Albert: (Scratches head)
Meru: Yummy!!! (Still eating candy)
Kongol: (Ahem... in the bathroom)
Dart: Please Shana, I'll stop being gay... I promise. (Tries to hug Shana)
Miranda: %$*^$%$#*%%$#%#)^) ^ boring!
Shantei: They fight and are too loud, even for me.
Fifi: (Glomping Lavitz while Aya is away) my huggy!!^-^
Adraia: I wanna watch...Baywatch...
Lavitz: Uhhh...where am i? Who are you? Why am I not dead...Why are you touching me and hugging me? And also calling me huggy?
Fifi: Cuz you're my huggy! (Purrs like a cat)
Shantei: Oh what the hell! (Glomps Lloyd)
Lloyd: Zzzzz...Wha? (Looks down to see Shantei and falls back asleep) Zzzzz...
Shantei: Shitface! He's asleep...huh? (Looks to the garage door)
BANG, BANG!!!
Albert: Now what in the name of- (Get flattened by the door)
Aya: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!
Doel: Chickyfy her!!!
Yuna: WEEEEEE!!!! (Runs and lands on Doel's back)
Doel: We have to Chickyfy her!!! Get off of me women!
Yuna: You have to...not us. That was fun can we do it again!
Aya: Lavitz!!!!(Crying and cuddles and shudders beside him)
Lavitz: What the? You're the catfight kid. Why are you crying?
Aya: They.wanna CHICKYFY ME!!!!WAHHHHH!!!(Bawls into his shirt)
Fifi: WHAT! You want to CHICKYFY HER! That's only for Chicken slaves!!!! Not non-chicken slaves!!! Where's Ssp47? She's second in command!!
Ssp47: Fifi!!! We've got a major problem!! Chicken aircrafts are heading for this house!!! We have to arm everyone!!!
Fifi: DAMN! Sorry to leave you huggy, but duty calls! (Runs outside for a moment)
Aya: (Trembles) I want my daddy!!!!!!!!!!
Adraia: Its okay, we'll survive...you got Author magic right?
Aya: I don' know how to use it!!!
Shantei: I'll teach you in the next chapter!
Aya: Okay...
Dart: (Running away from Shana) We're all gonna die!!!!
Shana: Maybe just you!!!!
Kongol: Kongol needs larger toilet.
Everyone: WWWWWWWW!!!
Lavitz: I want me Halberd back...
POP!
Lavitz: WOAH!
Aya: How'd that happen...?
Ssp47: Dunno, but we need to make an egg bombing shelter!
Yuna: Everyone to the basement!!
Fifi: Somebody! A little helps here... (Carrying a HUGE box)
Lloyd: Here, I'll help you.
Fifi: Thanks cutie!
Everyone: (Goes into the basement where more Chickenater machines are placed)
Aya: How's these get down here?
Doel: I got em' here, while you were watching SIGNS!!
Shantei: Ohhh!! Well, where are the weapons?
Fifi: Right here! (Lifts the lid of the HUGE box)
Everyone: Ooh!
Ssp47: Okay, here are the instructions on how to use each of your weapons of analyzing Chickens! Also on Destroying them...Get ready!
Dart: Chicken Flamer? Oh...fire...
Shana: Light rod?
Albert: Wonder Book!!!
Meru: I've got Sugar Lens!
Rose: I have been forgotten...oh well; here we go...Cheese Whip.
Haschel: Blink, Blink...Sports illustrated?
Shantei: Ooh!!! I've got a Sugar Dagger!!
Aya: Whu? The heck.? Is this thingy a controller and car?
Lodis: Mehheheh, my precious computer monitor ray.
Adraia: Giant FORKS!!! WOOHOO!^-^
Doel: My ChickenCannon...excellent.
Yuna: Okay, I've got my Bazookas!
Ssp47: I've got my Seed whip! Made of Mustard and bird seed!
Fifi: AND I got my Pixie Stick! Everyone! Put on a tinfoil hat!
Everyone: (Puts on Tinfoil hats)
Lavitz: What about me?!?
Fifi: OH! Huggy, I'm sorry...but there's no more...wait, what this? OH! You can have this weapon!!!
Lavitz: (Reads) Young Grasshoppa? The hell?
Ssp47: Deal with it!! Have Aya or somebody else protect you!!!
Yuna: Lloyd here! You can have my extra Bombing gun!
Lloyd: DUDE!
Shantei: (Glares from afar)
Fifi: LET'S KICKS SOME CHICKENASS!
Everyone: (Raises their weapons) YEAH! (Charges outside)
: Outside:
Chickens: PREPARE CLUCK FOR BATTLE!!!!! (They all charge as well and head for the house only to have the LOD and the Chickenaters, and also the house dudes blocking their way.)
Fifi: Ready Doel! Aim!!!
Doel: Aiming! (Aims his cannon at the heard of Chickens) FIRE!!!
BOOM!
Chickens: Cluck...B-BWHACK!!!
Lavitz: Okay...let's see how this little thing works... (Closes Eyes and aims the Young Grasshoppa at another group of chickens) This is for controlling me!
A beam of light and darkness shoots out of the Young Grasshoppa and DESTROYS the group of Chickens.
Lavitz: WOAH! I like this little thing!!!(Starts shooting random Chickens)
Aya: Okay...here we go! (Moves the stick on the controller controlling the car and hits and runs over chickens and blood splatters all over the place) Eewwww!!!! COOL!!!!
Meru: Die! DIE! (Burning the chickens with her sugar lens and her magic combined)
Dart: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!DIE IN MY FLAME!!!WAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! (Running around like an insane lunatic and flaming every single Chicken and also Trying to kill Shana.)
Shantei: (Is having fun stabbing random Chickens and also paying no attention to us)
Adraia: WAHAHAH! DINNER!!! (Running around collecting dead and alive chickens and stabbing and stuffing them into his bag.)
Lodis: (Shooting every single Chicken in view and also tries to kill Lavitz and Lloyd from time to time.)
Lavitz and Lloyd: Watch it!!!
Fifi: You are messing with my HUGGIES!!!
Lodis: Sorry. (Resumes killing chickens)
Ssp47: Taste the poison seeds my little Chickies!!! HAHAHHAHA!!!
Yuna: BOOM! Tee hee! This is fun! (Blows up some ground and also Chickens...)
So, everyone...just keeps on killing Chickens till they retreat or just die in battle.
: After battle in the house:
Lodis: THAT WAS AWSOME!!!
Adraia: I got dinner ready in a minute!! (Runs to the Kitchen)
Lavitz: Can I keep this?? (Points at the Young Grasshoppa in his hand)
Ssp47: NO! Who knows what kind of danger you'll be! Now anyway, we have to get you guys and ourselves Chicken-Rayed! Then we go to sleep, who wants first watch!
Yuna: I do!!!
Shantei: ME! OH!! ME!!!!
Meru: ME!!
Lloyd: I guess me as well...
Fifi: Alright, lets all head to the basement.
: After the basement of Chicken-Rayed thingy happened everyone...is like kinda sleeping...i think:
Haschel: ZZZZ...
Dart: Mmh...Fire...
Albert: Library...books...Emille...
Aya: (sound asleep, curled up beside Lavitz)
Fifi: (Also sound asleep, curled up on Lavitz's other side)
Kongol: (Still in Bathroom)
Ssp47: (Lying on the couch and sleeping like a baby)
Lavitz: (Sleeping beside two girls who call him Lavi and Huggy on each side of him)
Adraia: (Snoring)
Lodis: (Snoring)
Doel: (curled in a ball)
Miranda: %$&$$&$*$ZZZZZZ... (As usual, swearing in her sleep)
: Outside it is warm:
Meru: I like it when it's warm!
Shantei: (Yawn) don't chickens like heat?
Yuna: No, they detest it, that's what our knowledge shows.
Lloyd: (Staring at the sky)
Yuna: Do you even know what us Chickenaters are?
Shantei: Not really, explain please.
Yuna; Okay! Ever since we found out that the outer planets had begun to form life, we've been studying them. As you know, we found out Alien like Chickens started emerging from the planets and so we found ever little thing we could do to stop them, in case they were hostile.
Lloyd: And they are hostile, right?
Yuna: Exactly.
Meru: This doesn't make any sense! I mean, why would Alien Chickens want to kill us?
Yuna: Dunno, they just started attacking...so yeah!
Lloyd: ZZZZ...
Shantei: Damn wingly, he fell asleep.
Meru: I'm tires too...i haven't had mush candy today... (Falls asleep)
Yuna: No what? Tomorrow, some of us are gonna set a trap for the root of the problem...we just recently found out, that the chickens comes from a huge TREE in the western bound forest. The rest of you are gonna find a new place, cuz...i know they will bomb the house.
Shantei: Okay, I'll help with the relocating...Aya needs to learn how to use her author magic...
Yuna: We should probably get some sleep! Nighty night!
Shantei: Night...
And so, the plans for the chickenating begin tomorrow. What will Aya say...about having to relocate a new home...she lives in a good damn mansion for god sakes! And will the plan be a success! Find out next time in Around the World!!!
P.S: Tell me if I should continue! Please!! And also review if you wanna be in it, or something.well adios!! Thanks!!!
