Hiya everyone!! So...you actually liked that chappie!! Mhehehe, I hope to
do more of On Angels Wings and finally I have come up with some ideas for
Forever Lost if you people haven't forgotten about it...OH WELL! ^_^ Of to
torture the Lod group!!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own LOD!! AHHH (I wish I owned Lavitz...sniff) Hehehe!
Chapter 4: Rabid by Numbers
Aya: Ok... (Walks around and is running a hole in the floor) How...do we get Lavitz back inside the house and put in a straight jacket?
Lodis: BASH THE ^%*^$*$ KNIGHT OVER THRE ^&$*$*^ HEAD!!!
Shantei: Has Miranda taught you this! (Points at Miranda who is smiling evilly)
Miranda: I &^($*^$(* Didn't do anything!
Lloyd: Ok...we can I get me a gun and tissue paper!
Fifi: Why do ya need tissue paper! I NEED TISSUE PAPER!!!
Albert: Why would an insane child like you need a fluffy white tissue paper?
Fifi: Lavitz...GLOMPED DOEL!!! (Cries loudly)
Dart: He didn't mean it! I mean...Lavitz has gone insane...he could glomp any of use... (Shudders and looks around the room)
Yuna; YEAH! We have to find him before he glomps us!
Meru: What if he just tries to eat use?
Haschel: Cheese...(Drools)
Aya: EWWW!!!! HASCHEL!!! (Slaps him)
Adraia: Where's Anya? She can stop him! I mean, he married her!
Shantei: Good point... ALRIGHT! We gonna hunt us a Knight!
Fifi, Aya: NOO!! DON'T KILL LAVITZ!!
A shadow wanders by with an axe in hand.
Everyone: AHHHHH!!!!(Runs away)
Shana: What? I was only getting some weapons...(Hold up the axe)
: OUTSIDE in the Lawn:
Albert: Where is everyone? Uh-oh...I'm all alone, there's nobody here beside me!!! (Sings)
Miranda: Shut the &^$*$^%*I$ UP!!!
Albert: I am not alone! (Hugs Miranda's leg)
Miranda: AH! Get this &^$(&^$ KING OF MY *&%(*& LEG!!!
Lodis: WHAHA! This is precious and funny!
Rose: How did I end up with these idiots...
: OUTSIDE in the driveway:
Aya: I want my mommy! (Clings to Doel's arm)
Doel: Little child, let go! (Vein appears in the forehead)
Ssp47: Aww...just let her have her fun! (Slaps Doel's back)
Doel: (Twitch, twitch)
Aya: Mommy...
: OUTSIDE in the playground)
Meru: WEE!!! (Jumps off the swing and land perfectly in the dirt)
Shantei: Great...we're stuck with a cheese machine and gay boy...
Dart: WEE!! (Slides down the slide)
Haschel: (Still drooling) Cheese...
Shantei: God...save us!
: INSIDE the house garage:
Fifi: I need my night vision goggles and my glowing pixie sticks!
Yuna: this is pretty freaky...
Adraia: How'd I get stuck with two girls!
Shana: You guys alright?
Group: AHHH! O_O Shana?
Shana: YUP! (Hold up and axe) This I found for protecting!
Group: O_o
: INSIDE the living room shredding can be heard)
Voice: MUWHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! (Shreds the couch)
: Lawn:
Miranda: I want my LAWYER!
Albert: I'm not alone! I'm not alone! I'm not alone! I'm not alone! (Giggling like a little girl)
Lodis: Can someone shoot him?
Miranda: I wish I ^%*^$*& could!
Lodis: Ookay...don't mind me... (Whistles lowly)
: Park:
Meru: Hey...didn't Lavitz go outside?
Shantei: Uh-oh...we are DOOMED! I think it is wise to go back inside!
Dart: No ^$*& Sherlock!
Shantei: _O W-what did you say?
Dart: Uh, uh! NOTHING! Whahahha! (Pulls out a flamethrower and runs toward the house)
Haschel: OHH...a fondue...
Meru and Shantei: OI! (Both slap foreheads)
: Driveway:
Aya: I want...fuzzy kitty... (Thinks of Cray for Breath of Fire IV)
Doel: CHILD, get...off...of...me...
Ssp47: Oh...nice one Doel, little calm voice from the Untouchable KING of KanZAS!
Doel: What did you say!!! (Whips around on Ssp47 and stares at her) Tell me!
Ssp47: NOTHING! (Runs to the window of the house and jumps in)
Aya: Me thinks she forgot us...(Looks around and sees a figure approaching) D-doel...DOEL!!!
Doel: what! (Looks and screams loud as a little baby and so do Aya)
: Garage:
Fifi: Did you hear SOMETHING?
Yuna: Yes...a scream from outside...could Lavitz have gotten them?
Adraia: Hope so! (Smiles)
Fifi: Idiot! (Slaps Adraia with a pixie stick she found) NONE shall harm Lavitz!
Shana: But...he's gone insane...
Yuna: YEAH! He could kill us all!
Fifi: Hmm...To the upstairs!
Yuna: Whhhyyyyy!!! (Screams as she's pulled into the darkness)
Group: O_O (SCREAMS LOUSLY AND RUNS TO THE LIVING ROOM)
Voice: twelve more to go...BUWHAHAHAHH!!!!
: Living room:
Everyone in there: AHH!! HEY! (Looks at everyone)
Shantei: Where's Aya?
Albert: Where's my poor excuse for an Uncle?
Lodis: where the hell is Yuna?
Haschel: I ate her...
Meru: EWW!!!! (Drop kicks Haschel)
Everyone: ^. ^ Woo!
Lloyd: What cha all doing? (Chews on couch)
Everyone: _
Lloyd: What?
Rose: Why are you eating the couch!?!
Lloyd: Cuz it's yummy.
Shantei: Eww...damnit you ^$(*&$ wingly!
Everyone: (Stares at Shantei)
Shantei: STOP STARING!
Everyone: (looks away)
Lodis: Okay...where'd the others go?
Ssp47: Last time I saw Doel and Aya was outside in the driveway!
Adraia: And the last time we saw Yuna was in the garage being pulled into the darkness...
Fifi: (Thinks hard) Oww...Okie! Maybe Lavitz is trying to pose as the guys from Murder by Numbers! But instead MURDERS IS CAHGED TO RABID!
Everyone: O_O
Meru: Is that a bad thing?
Rose; Yes, it is! He could kill any of us!
Ssp47: We have Chickens to worry about!
Dart: First we have to purify Lavitz!
Lloyd: Someone could act as Bait?
Everyone: (Blinks and looks at Lloyd)
Lloyd: NOT ME!!! (Tries to ruin but is tackled by Adraia and Lodis and is now ties up) THIS IS NOT LEGAL!
Miranda: Shut the ^$*^%$^% UP! (Puts duck tape on his mouth)
Shana: That should shut him uppppppppp!!!!! (Is pulled to the ceiling and though it)
Everyone: (Looks up) O_O
Meru: He's a ghost...remember?
Lodis: DAMNIT! Where's my rifle!
Adraia: Where's my fork!
Shantei: I'm HUNGRY!
Everyone but Shantei: O_O
Shantei: I am...
Lloyd: MHHHHHH!!! (Lifts his head to the stairs)
Everyone: (Looks at the stairs to see a Glowing Lavitz with yellow eyes)
Lodis: And I thought Aya was weird!
Lavitz: ...
Shantei: Lavitz? How's about you just give everyone back now...Kay?
Lavitz: ...
Fifi: Huggy?
Ssp47: Uh...oh!
Everyone shudders in fear as the silent but Rabid Lavitz walks down the stairs slowly.
Voice: Hath no fear! STRIKER IS HERE!!! (Net falls from the ceiling onto Lavitz as he falls down the stairs cursing like a wild Miranda)
Lavitz: &^$%#*^#%^*#*^^%$(^&#*%$#$#*^%#*^%$#^$ NET *&%%^&(&$^%$(^$%*^%$#%^#(*^_((^)%&^%$#^%*$#%^$%$#*^%$#^%#^%#%#$*^%$#^% PEOPLE!!!&*&^)*^&)^*&^*& LAWYER!
Striker: Hahahaha! Sorry, but man! You were reeking with evil!
Lloyd: (Eats off duck tape) YOU!!!!
Striker: (Turns around and stares at Lloyd) Hehehe...I'm back...my little wingly friend! (Laughs insanely)
Lloyd: AHH!!! (Screams as Striker drop kicks him to the wall)
Fifi: (Claps loudly as everyone looks at her) what?
Everyone but Striker who is still in pose: OI! (Slaps foreheads)
Okay, short chappie...i know. Well! I hope they find us soon! It's getting a little crapped in here and now I have ta sit on Doel's lap!!!
Doel: I want my lawyer!
Yuna: Wee! This is fun! (Starts to sing the yellow submarine)
Doel: AHH! Evil children! (Shakes with fury)
Aww...poor Doely...Well! There ya have it! Another chappie! OF AROUND THE WORLD!! Hay...i want you guys to pick the next fic for me to start...i have no clue!! THANK YOU!!! (Starts to run off but is hit by a truck) X_x
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own LOD!! AHHH (I wish I owned Lavitz...sniff) Hehehe!
Chapter 4: Rabid by Numbers
Aya: Ok... (Walks around and is running a hole in the floor) How...do we get Lavitz back inside the house and put in a straight jacket?
Lodis: BASH THE ^%*^$*$ KNIGHT OVER THRE ^&$*$*^ HEAD!!!
Shantei: Has Miranda taught you this! (Points at Miranda who is smiling evilly)
Miranda: I &^($*^$(* Didn't do anything!
Lloyd: Ok...we can I get me a gun and tissue paper!
Fifi: Why do ya need tissue paper! I NEED TISSUE PAPER!!!
Albert: Why would an insane child like you need a fluffy white tissue paper?
Fifi: Lavitz...GLOMPED DOEL!!! (Cries loudly)
Dart: He didn't mean it! I mean...Lavitz has gone insane...he could glomp any of use... (Shudders and looks around the room)
Yuna; YEAH! We have to find him before he glomps us!
Meru: What if he just tries to eat use?
Haschel: Cheese...(Drools)
Aya: EWWW!!!! HASCHEL!!! (Slaps him)
Adraia: Where's Anya? She can stop him! I mean, he married her!
Shantei: Good point... ALRIGHT! We gonna hunt us a Knight!
Fifi, Aya: NOO!! DON'T KILL LAVITZ!!
A shadow wanders by with an axe in hand.
Everyone: AHHHHH!!!!(Runs away)
Shana: What? I was only getting some weapons...(Hold up the axe)
: OUTSIDE in the Lawn:
Albert: Where is everyone? Uh-oh...I'm all alone, there's nobody here beside me!!! (Sings)
Miranda: Shut the &^$*$^%*I$ UP!!!
Albert: I am not alone! (Hugs Miranda's leg)
Miranda: AH! Get this &^$(&^$ KING OF MY *&%(*& LEG!!!
Lodis: WHAHA! This is precious and funny!
Rose: How did I end up with these idiots...
: OUTSIDE in the driveway:
Aya: I want my mommy! (Clings to Doel's arm)
Doel: Little child, let go! (Vein appears in the forehead)
Ssp47: Aww...just let her have her fun! (Slaps Doel's back)
Doel: (Twitch, twitch)
Aya: Mommy...
: OUTSIDE in the playground)
Meru: WEE!!! (Jumps off the swing and land perfectly in the dirt)
Shantei: Great...we're stuck with a cheese machine and gay boy...
Dart: WEE!! (Slides down the slide)
Haschel: (Still drooling) Cheese...
Shantei: God...save us!
: INSIDE the house garage:
Fifi: I need my night vision goggles and my glowing pixie sticks!
Yuna: this is pretty freaky...
Adraia: How'd I get stuck with two girls!
Shana: You guys alright?
Group: AHHH! O_O Shana?
Shana: YUP! (Hold up and axe) This I found for protecting!
Group: O_o
: INSIDE the living room shredding can be heard)
Voice: MUWHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! (Shreds the couch)
: Lawn:
Miranda: I want my LAWYER!
Albert: I'm not alone! I'm not alone! I'm not alone! I'm not alone! (Giggling like a little girl)
Lodis: Can someone shoot him?
Miranda: I wish I ^%*^$*& could!
Lodis: Ookay...don't mind me... (Whistles lowly)
: Park:
Meru: Hey...didn't Lavitz go outside?
Shantei: Uh-oh...we are DOOMED! I think it is wise to go back inside!
Dart: No ^$*& Sherlock!
Shantei: _O W-what did you say?
Dart: Uh, uh! NOTHING! Whahahha! (Pulls out a flamethrower and runs toward the house)
Haschel: OHH...a fondue...
Meru and Shantei: OI! (Both slap foreheads)
: Driveway:
Aya: I want...fuzzy kitty... (Thinks of Cray for Breath of Fire IV)
Doel: CHILD, get...off...of...me...
Ssp47: Oh...nice one Doel, little calm voice from the Untouchable KING of KanZAS!
Doel: What did you say!!! (Whips around on Ssp47 and stares at her) Tell me!
Ssp47: NOTHING! (Runs to the window of the house and jumps in)
Aya: Me thinks she forgot us...(Looks around and sees a figure approaching) D-doel...DOEL!!!
Doel: what! (Looks and screams loud as a little baby and so do Aya)
: Garage:
Fifi: Did you hear SOMETHING?
Yuna: Yes...a scream from outside...could Lavitz have gotten them?
Adraia: Hope so! (Smiles)
Fifi: Idiot! (Slaps Adraia with a pixie stick she found) NONE shall harm Lavitz!
Shana: But...he's gone insane...
Yuna: YEAH! He could kill us all!
Fifi: Hmm...To the upstairs!
Yuna: Whhhyyyyy!!! (Screams as she's pulled into the darkness)
Group: O_O (SCREAMS LOUSLY AND RUNS TO THE LIVING ROOM)
Voice: twelve more to go...BUWHAHAHAHH!!!!
: Living room:
Everyone in there: AHH!! HEY! (Looks at everyone)
Shantei: Where's Aya?
Albert: Where's my poor excuse for an Uncle?
Lodis: where the hell is Yuna?
Haschel: I ate her...
Meru: EWW!!!! (Drop kicks Haschel)
Everyone: ^. ^ Woo!
Lloyd: What cha all doing? (Chews on couch)
Everyone: _
Lloyd: What?
Rose: Why are you eating the couch!?!
Lloyd: Cuz it's yummy.
Shantei: Eww...damnit you ^$(*&$ wingly!
Everyone: (Stares at Shantei)
Shantei: STOP STARING!
Everyone: (looks away)
Lodis: Okay...where'd the others go?
Ssp47: Last time I saw Doel and Aya was outside in the driveway!
Adraia: And the last time we saw Yuna was in the garage being pulled into the darkness...
Fifi: (Thinks hard) Oww...Okie! Maybe Lavitz is trying to pose as the guys from Murder by Numbers! But instead MURDERS IS CAHGED TO RABID!
Everyone: O_O
Meru: Is that a bad thing?
Rose; Yes, it is! He could kill any of us!
Ssp47: We have Chickens to worry about!
Dart: First we have to purify Lavitz!
Lloyd: Someone could act as Bait?
Everyone: (Blinks and looks at Lloyd)
Lloyd: NOT ME!!! (Tries to ruin but is tackled by Adraia and Lodis and is now ties up) THIS IS NOT LEGAL!
Miranda: Shut the ^$*^%$^% UP! (Puts duck tape on his mouth)
Shana: That should shut him uppppppppp!!!!! (Is pulled to the ceiling and though it)
Everyone: (Looks up) O_O
Meru: He's a ghost...remember?
Lodis: DAMNIT! Where's my rifle!
Adraia: Where's my fork!
Shantei: I'm HUNGRY!
Everyone but Shantei: O_O
Shantei: I am...
Lloyd: MHHHHHH!!! (Lifts his head to the stairs)
Everyone: (Looks at the stairs to see a Glowing Lavitz with yellow eyes)
Lodis: And I thought Aya was weird!
Lavitz: ...
Shantei: Lavitz? How's about you just give everyone back now...Kay?
Lavitz: ...
Fifi: Huggy?
Ssp47: Uh...oh!
Everyone shudders in fear as the silent but Rabid Lavitz walks down the stairs slowly.
Voice: Hath no fear! STRIKER IS HERE!!! (Net falls from the ceiling onto Lavitz as he falls down the stairs cursing like a wild Miranda)
Lavitz: &^$%#*^#%^*#*^^%$(^&#*%$#$#*^%#*^%$#^$ NET *&%%^&(&$^%$(^$%*^%$#%^#(*^_((^)%&^%$#^%*$#%^$%$#*^%$#^%#^%#%#$*^%$#^% PEOPLE!!!&*&^)*^&)^*&^*& LAWYER!
Striker: Hahahaha! Sorry, but man! You were reeking with evil!
Lloyd: (Eats off duck tape) YOU!!!!
Striker: (Turns around and stares at Lloyd) Hehehe...I'm back...my little wingly friend! (Laughs insanely)
Lloyd: AHH!!! (Screams as Striker drop kicks him to the wall)
Fifi: (Claps loudly as everyone looks at her) what?
Everyone but Striker who is still in pose: OI! (Slaps foreheads)
Okay, short chappie...i know. Well! I hope they find us soon! It's getting a little crapped in here and now I have ta sit on Doel's lap!!!
Doel: I want my lawyer!
Yuna: Wee! This is fun! (Starts to sing the yellow submarine)
Doel: AHH! Evil children! (Shakes with fury)
Aww...poor Doely...Well! There ya have it! Another chappie! OF AROUND THE WORLD!! Hay...i want you guys to pick the next fic for me to start...i have no clue!! THANK YOU!!! (Starts to run off but is hit by a truck) X_x
