Chapter 3,
Why is Draco Malfoy stood in front of us?
Author notes: Yippee! My third chapter with (finally) some HP characters in it. I am including them now because I don't want any more flames! I'm a good Lemming really, ^_^.
So here we go.
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"Ow.the pain. the suffer."
"You only bruised your knee, Becky!" Chris sighed.
"You got us into this mess so you can - erm. where are we?" Tom said anxiously.
"Who are you?" a voice (which sounded like Tom's) said from behind them.
They all turned to see a boy with blonde hair, which was gelled back, and a shocked expression on his face.
"Why are there two Toms?" Chris whispered.
"Why are there two mes?" Tom shivered.
"I don't believe it."
"What, Becky?"
"It's him. It's Draco Malfoy!"
"Um. yeah, it's me," Draco stuttered.
"How the hell." Tom began.
"This is impossible! I have not got a brother - especially one with funny clothes," Draco snarled.
"I'm not your brother! I'm.erm.you" Tom stuttered.
"*_*."
"Nice one Tom, now you've driven Draco to the blink of insanity!!" Becky scowled.
"Stop pretending to be Haley, Becky!!" Chris said, walking off.
"Where is he going?" Draco asked (still in shock).
"F*BEEP*ck him . did I just beep?" Tom said.
"You f*BEEP*kin' did, what the f*BEEP*ck is going on?!"
Author/Lemming: NARRATOR!!!!
Narrator: What? ^_^
Author/Lemming: this is a PG-13! We don't need a swear-stopper machine!
Narrator: Too late. It can't be turned off now!
"Noooooooooo!!! We can't swear!" Becky and Tom screamed.
Author/Lemming: Just carry on!
"Master Malfoy! Master Malfoy!" a house elf screamed as he ran through the forest looking for Draco.
"SH*BEEP*T" Draco yelled, diving behind a tree.
Narrator: This is the funny part..
Author/Lemming: -_-'
The elf ran straight through the trees towards them as if they had always been there. And (no surprise) he thought that Tom was "Master Malfoy" and shot towards him.
"Come Master Malfoy, come. Your father wishes to see you," it said.
Yanking and pulling, Tom tried to free himself from the scruffy house elf as it gave him a strange look for his clothes.
"TOMMYKINS!!!"
Tom was dragged off out if the woods leaving Becky and Draco, who was sniggering behind a tree.
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Author's notes: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I am so evil to this poor boy who is getting dragged off into the unknown.Meh! Nobody cares about poor Tommykins. Oh well, at least that stupid narrator has made allowances so that little kids (anybody who is under 13 who can read) can read this chapter. More chapters coming soon!!
By the way, please try to think of a name for the Narrator because he/she will annoy me until he/she gets one! Toodles xx
Author notes: Yippee! My third chapter with (finally) some HP characters in it. I am including them now because I don't want any more flames! I'm a good Lemming really, ^_^.
So here we go.
*********************************************************
"Ow.the pain. the suffer."
"You only bruised your knee, Becky!" Chris sighed.
"You got us into this mess so you can - erm. where are we?" Tom said anxiously.
"Who are you?" a voice (which sounded like Tom's) said from behind them.
They all turned to see a boy with blonde hair, which was gelled back, and a shocked expression on his face.
"Why are there two Toms?" Chris whispered.
"Why are there two mes?" Tom shivered.
"I don't believe it."
"What, Becky?"
"It's him. It's Draco Malfoy!"
"Um. yeah, it's me," Draco stuttered.
"How the hell." Tom began.
"This is impossible! I have not got a brother - especially one with funny clothes," Draco snarled.
"I'm not your brother! I'm.erm.you" Tom stuttered.
"*_*."
"Nice one Tom, now you've driven Draco to the blink of insanity!!" Becky scowled.
"Stop pretending to be Haley, Becky!!" Chris said, walking off.
"Where is he going?" Draco asked (still in shock).
"F*BEEP*ck him . did I just beep?" Tom said.
"You f*BEEP*kin' did, what the f*BEEP*ck is going on?!"
Author/Lemming: NARRATOR!!!!
Narrator: What? ^_^
Author/Lemming: this is a PG-13! We don't need a swear-stopper machine!
Narrator: Too late. It can't be turned off now!
"Noooooooooo!!! We can't swear!" Becky and Tom screamed.
Author/Lemming: Just carry on!
"Master Malfoy! Master Malfoy!" a house elf screamed as he ran through the forest looking for Draco.
"SH*BEEP*T" Draco yelled, diving behind a tree.
Narrator: This is the funny part..
Author/Lemming: -_-'
The elf ran straight through the trees towards them as if they had always been there. And (no surprise) he thought that Tom was "Master Malfoy" and shot towards him.
"Come Master Malfoy, come. Your father wishes to see you," it said.
Yanking and pulling, Tom tried to free himself from the scruffy house elf as it gave him a strange look for his clothes.
"TOMMYKINS!!!"
Tom was dragged off out if the woods leaving Becky and Draco, who was sniggering behind a tree.
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Author's notes: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I am so evil to this poor boy who is getting dragged off into the unknown.Meh! Nobody cares about poor Tommykins. Oh well, at least that stupid narrator has made allowances so that little kids (anybody who is under 13 who can read) can read this chapter. More chapters coming soon!!
By the way, please try to think of a name for the Narrator because he/she will annoy me until he/she gets one! Toodles xx
